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quimninja2003
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Straight Male, 46
Bi-curious Female, 46
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quimninja2003
Master of Sex
you women are like vultures in here.....thats y i love ya all :happy:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
.....I can't work out how to add attachments to the posts. Yes I know I'm dim. I'll get me coat............... redface

Try this link which will give you some help
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/56781.html
Hurry up, we are waiting for the pics wink
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quimninja2003
Master of Sex
i`l be sure to get sonia to get her camera out 2morrow night.....as i understand it theres no cock shots in here so i`l erase the tattoed freak attached to the bum :giggle: :evil2:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
finally know how to put pics up in here....ive got to submit myself :twisted:

ooooooooooo :twisted: :twisted:
thats very.....'run my nails over it and watch the goosebumps appear', isnt it :twisted:
post another sweetie, I'm deciding whether it's biteable too, but reallyneed another pic on which to base the final decision wink worship
I fully agree Dark, we need at least a dozen or so more pics before we can make up our minds on this one. At the moment it looks like one of those bums you would want to squeeze, but then again, it could be one of those you might want to lightly spank, or nibble on, or caress sensually, or ...........
Anyway, I think you get the picture, more bums please!
AND I AM STILL WAITING TO PERV, I MEAN LOOK AT SOME MORE PICS OF THE ONE AND ONLY MR STEVEG_NW lol Whoops, was I shouting :wink:
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quimninja2003
Master of Sex
pmsl.....if im pissed enough at th munch ya may see it in the flesh....probably on the end of the drunk bloke asleep in the corner lol
Quote by Darkfire
finally know how to put pics up in here....ive got to submit myself :twisted:

ooooooooooo :twisted: :twisted:
thats very.....'run my nails over it and watch the goosebumps appear', isnt it :twisted:
post another sweetie, I'm deciding whether it's biteable too, but reallyneed another pic on which to base the final decision wink worship
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quimninja2003
Master of Sex
now thats a different question, think you`ve gotta be a little crazy to be on here..lol :silly:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
sonias gonna do some more ass shots.......to replace the mingin one ive just put up redface

Minging????? Are you crazy?? worship
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quimninja2003
Master of Sex
pmsl.... :giggle: .....y would ya wanna subject ya self to looking at that every day lol
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
gad ya like :twisted: .......think it looks a bit big myself :P biggrin redface

No, it only looks big now I have printed out a life size version, which I am presently putting on my bed room wall :twisted:
(only joking hun but it is very nice)
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quimninja2003
Master of Sex
i thourght it said text message :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
rolleyes
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quimninja2003
Master of Sex
personnaly we like to chat with cam on...so people can see who we are.....but we do like to play on cam from time to time, but hate the directors...there shopuld be a hung drawn and quarter button instead of a kick button lol.............they ruin it for us..has the opposite effect sad
Quote by venus_cpl
What type of Web Cam "action" is most appreciated by viewers? We are a couple and really enjoy performing in front of the camera but we only have limited time available given the constraints of family and work.
On the occasions that we log on as viewers rather than participants it's quite noticeable how many couples or girls will chat for hours without any interaction between the couple, or the girls revealing any of their female charms; this makes us think that our "quickies" are maybe an anachronism.
Would appreciate some feedback.
It'sprobably pretty much the same as any question concerning human sexuality in as much as there's a whole spectrum of preferences but would love to hear other people's views.
Paul & Jane xx
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quimninja2003
Master of Sex
best thing...i can finally walk out in the garden...butt naked again........and listen to sonia scream "put ya fukcin clothes back on, neigbors`l see"............
only do it to wind her up.....dont tell her i said that tho :giggle:
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quimninja2003
Master of Sex
first cpl we met wer experienced.....didnt help the situation tho.....stll havet lost our "cherry".... but still trying.....any takes biggrin
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quimninja2003
Master of Sex
Quote by Darkfire
yes I am luv, will see you there! biggrin

say hello chick...when ya see us...shakin redface
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quimninja2003
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Quote by Darkfire
Hiya MOA
I've been for a nosey at your post in the dogging section hun - now call me blonde if you want, but are you looking only for dogging meets? or looking to meet a bifem generally??
If its just dogging you're looking for, I would think you posted in the right place initially and you're best off just being patient and waiting for some replies.......
Given that you say she's a bit apprehensive - maybe an easier route for her, might be to come on over to the cafe and meet people socially? we're all in here just generally joining in with the banter & the chatter - its the best way to get yourselves known, and there'll be lots of advice and support around should you need it, from doggers and non-doggers (??? lol )
This isnt making any sense I know, but then I'm not a 'dogger' so this is about as helpful as I can be this morning!
Good luck x

you goni to the notts much .......we just confirmed...got massive butterflies....cause we dont wanna be in the corner chattin on our own :-D
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quimninja2003
Master of Sex
when i was little: deffo...my uncle...he used to pretend to be a gorilla...used to scare the shit out of me....nowadays........losin mrs ninja(sonia) awwwwwwww redface
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quimninja2003
Master of Sex
Quote by twos_company
looking 4 a bi fem???
aren`t we all????
biggrin

dont shatter thy`re illusions :-D
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quimninja2003
Master of Sex
Quote by MOA
Hi, We have just posted an item onto the dogging bit looking for some help, should it really have come to the cafe, we would really appreciate some help or advise with this.
Lots of thanks from a pair of weary doggers. rolleyes

best way is to pm a mod.....they`l only lock ya ass :-D
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quimninja2003
Master of Sex
ha ha ...remeber that.......taste the mould fish...is it poisonous....no well eat it then lol
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quimninja2003
Master of Sex
Quote by hisandhers
Oh yes beware of the peeps getting in touch with yo they could be your neighbours!! :lol
:welcome: :
our neighbours......are really fit...both sides..would love that lol
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quimninja2003
Master of Sex
Quote by firelizard
Must be Devil worship and her! burn her! I say…..see if she floats….. :twisted:
Stormwalker

pmsl
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quimninja2003
Master of Sex
Quote by firelizard
Must be Devil worship and her! burn her! I say…..see if she floats….. :twisted:
Stormwalker

pmsl
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quimninja2003
Master of Sex
Quote by marriedmale
I have also seen some of this phenomena.
Some 'couples' seem quite keen then disappear.
I ask myself,
1. Did they change their mind ?
2. Were they ever really a genuine couple ?
3. Did I piss them off in some way ?confused

we had this happen to us.....webcammed with a wonderfull cpl...nothing rude! we got on like a house on fire, shared lots of common interests, we were, sorry...are strongly attracted to them and they said the same, we shared two nights on cam which were amazing, even so far as to spend 5 hours on each night just chatting and flirting, they shared the same view as us of making friends first and sex later, seemed like we were made for each other, then nothing...no contact.....this has made us ask the same questions as you marriedmale, the upsetting thing is ...that mrs ninja (sonia) was and still is really gutted and i mean really gutted :cry: , but theres not a lot you can do about it.....we see them pop up on msn from time to time but they either go offline straight away or they set it to busy and dont reply if we say hi.......personally i just hope they are ok and a part of me wonders if they are having pc problems or something along those lines (they had a few pc problems while we were chatting.)....in reality i think for they`re own reasons (which i respect) they just decided no! simple as, i suppose there are all kinds in this world, best advice would be to stick with it and just be a genuine nice guy/cpl, people should see you for what you are eventually.............there is someone for everyone in this life....
sorry about the essay.....think im a bit gutted as well lol oooo just had a thourght
it might have been there kids who popup from time to time (theres always hope) :lol:
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quimninja2003
Master of Sex
Quote by phillstarr
I think I should start a beer belly thread....... confused
innocent

i think you should tooooooo lol bolt
that way the other 90% of us mere mortals can join in :whistling: :scared:
lol
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quimninja2003
Master of Sex
Quote by MikeNorth
Condoms are made of latex, which stretches. The bigger you are the tighter the fit. How can there be a problem?

i have to disagree, my problem is that the condom wont roll down....like they show you t school, it just gets trapped behind the bell end, we end up, having mrs ninja holding the end to try and eliminate the air while i stretch it down....problem is there is always air getting caught, in it so either the condom ends up inflating when were hammering away, or the tipof my cock gets sucked (i wish) into the teat, it does ruin it for us both sad, i dont think the guy wo satrted the thread is being big headed, he probably has similar problems to me
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