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quimninja2003
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 46
Bi-curious Female, 46
0 miles · Nottinghamshire

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the only piece of advice i can give that others havent is ....when they start asking you about your qualities, i fould that if you have the attitude of "i`m here to offer you an opportunity"...rather than the other way round........dont get me wrong...dont be arrogant, just know why they SHOULD be hiring you over anyone else... lol biggrin
yep he he....you`l be amazed at my ability to fall asleep in the middle of a party pmsl biggrin
Quote by hisandhers
hiya just to let you know....yes we will both be there....hotel booked , drinking hand primed.......ready for action :twisted:

plenty of :cheers: then lol
love the chat rooms.....think weve got a bit of a high status in there, n sure why pmsl....we take the pis as much as the rest lol......they are wicked tho a good laff with the right peop=ple lol
hiya just to let you know....yes we will both be there....hotel booked , drinking hand primed.......ready for action :twisted:
girlfriend!!!??? yeah right....cant see how anyone would be able to stand such pompus tw*t
Quote by john60
Thanks everyone for a very lively discussion,have learned lots of new ways to wind people up it seems.I have no intentions of deliberatly insulting people its not my nature -honest ,so if that appears to be the case please accept my apologise.
Thanks for your kind invitation BLOKE but I will decline on this occasion.
To DARKFIRE and all the rest who felt compelled to reply ,keep up the keyboard thumping ,its all very amusing.I havent had the inclination to read all the replies but I can imaging they are pretty much the same.
ps my girlfriend said the initial posting would get some heckles it just
Have fun everyone biggrin
<--------------hears a knock at the door!!!!
is that you sassy :shock: biggrin
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Since joining late 2005 I expected to be inundated with masses of people wanting sex with me..Woh ..How wrong I apperently dont work that way
..........No it doesn't. You're not alone here but shouldn't be so expectant to have women queueing at your door!
1) I found out very quickly that SW is very much an exhibitionist site in which you view and enjoy.
2) Not much actual "swinging" take place -most of the site is chit caht.......Wrong again
3) Chat rooms are fun but are really like the old guys CB ( citizens banb radio) ie where are u ,how old are u etc exept with the twist of show uz ur jugs / conna cum now type carp....................... That's true for ALL chatrooms not just ours
You may enjoy it is not exactly direct people contact................... Wrong again
2) Surely people who wish to have sex or exploit themselves on the internet must realise that other people will want to manipulate them for thier own wise there is no purpose in SWINGERS HEAVEN????........................... Bit like going to a club on a saturday night then
3) It is very,repeat very easy to get "booted" by Gestapo style observers who apperently seem to choose their own style and method of policeing their is no consistency....Newcomers beware!!!!........................ People only get booted if they break the rules or abuse the members. Without this type of regulation, all hell would break loose and it wouldn't be the friendly place it really is Newcomers are very welcome, just check out some of the threads
4) I get very , very p****ed off with people who want to see people wank off /f***k /and commit buggery on cam and yet they are sanctamonious enough to believe they are doing a servive by putting " NO DIRECTION" on a chatroom WHY?????? ...............................To 'get yer tits out'because you want to is one thing, to be TOLD to do it is another!
5) THere is too much Non Directing in this site ------it will soon become just another chat site...IS THAT WHAT WE WANT??................If you don't like it, you know where the door is!
can i first ask......how much better than all of these people do you actually think YOU are.....on a scale of 1 to 10 plz.....just wanted to get an idea....... dunno
and in all honesty it sounds like you`ve got the hump..because you didnt get an instant shag when you joined...........
as for the chat rooms........speaking as the male half of a cpl who used to "show" on cam.............we never appreiciated directors.....we found the reason we liked showing off on cam was the "exhibitionist" angle.........and dint like the fact that because we were showing it seemed to give people like yourself.....the right to be rude and abusive...we cammed for our own gratification......and the few people that were repectful to us........why the fuck should we accept disrespect just because were into "exhibitionism"....it`s too easy for people to sit behind there pc screens and feel untouchable <------- hence this attitude from alot of the newcommers to the site.
just imagine for one minute that the people who were with the site before the change, have had to sit and watch as an influx of people joined the site with an idea that "if they register they will cum"............. rolleyes
and i doubt any swinging goes on , on the site at all..after all it`s just a website or should i say a tool.......a means to an end...if you wanted an instant shag why didnt you just pay for it?!...............you wouldnt have had to bother with all of us timewasters then !.......................now plz.....as weve all seen this thread a million times and i for one am getting fed up with it.........pick your dummy up off the floor get back in ya pram....and get yaself off to amsterdam............... :twisted:
sorry for ranting but we have seen this thread or similar sooo many times, and it`s getting harder and harder to bite my lip esp: when you disrespect the loverly POSHKATE kiss
Quote by john60
Since joining late 2005 I expected to be inundated with masses of people wanting sex with me..Woh ..How wrong I apperently dont work that way ...
1) I found out very quickly that SW is very much an exhibitionist site in which you view and enjoy.
2) Not much actual "swinging" take place -most of the site is chit caht
3) Chat rooms are fun but are really like the old guys CB ( citizens banb radio) ie where are u ,how old are u etc exept with the twist of show uz ur jugs / conna cum now type carp
You may enjoy it is not exactly direct people contact
2) Surely people who wish to have sex or exploit themselves on the internet must realise that other people will want to manipulate them for thier own wise there is no purpose in SWINGERS HEAVEN????
3) It is very,repeat very easy to get "booted" by Gestapo style observers who apperently seem to choose their own style and method of policeing their is no consistency....Newcomers beware!!!!
4) I get very , very p****ed off with people who want to see people wank off /f***k /and commit buggery on cam and yet they are sanctamonious enough to believe they are doing a servive by putting " NO DIRECTION" on a chatroom WHY??????
5) THere is too much Non Directing in this site ------it will soon become just another chat site...IS THAT WHAT WE WANT??
or most imaginative use of a zimmer frame pmsl lol :giggle:
Quote by mdr2000
Like the longest a single guy has had no meets sort of thing?
if ya want matey we`l come round fridays and take her mind of it :shock: :twisted:
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Well the next BIG brother is almost upon us (the program that is lol) and wondered if like me it affects anyones normal life..... Julie is addicted to it lol... Loves the bloody program so the next 13 or so weeks are going to be pretty lonely around 9pm ish! Then theres the meets........ Fridays are now a meeting no no (along with anal and watersports lol) as its bloody eviction night..... Thank fook they don't do it on a Sat night too!
Anyone else have anything good or bad to say about it?
Maybe we can just stick this at the top for the next 13 weeks??
Then again..... maybe not lol.
Mike x
getting pissed and.....nursing my poor back ..*sob sob*.......fukked my back up....lifting ...wait for it wait for it......a treadmill pmsl.......so this piece of fitness equiptment has knackered me up for a few days lol...........an old apprentice injury !....sassy...you fancy giving me a massage..............on my back of course lol :-D :shock: biggrin :twisted: cool
what worked for me was to get my self a mrs..ninja....she has given me soo much..including the confidence that she seems to now be lacking........i dont think there is a secret...depends alot on your own self image......and while people can influence it (strongly in some cases)...i think health, of mind and body helps enorimously
Quote by H-x
Having read many of the threads about 'what people find attractive', the over-riding factor seems to be self confidence.
The trouble is a lack of self confidence is a catch 22 situation, you don't have it, people can tell and give you a wide berth, thus futher deflating your confidence.
Is there a solution to this circle? I realise we're not born with it but acquire it and also lose it, for whatever reason.
I suppose what I'm asking, in my usual round about way, is there a secret to gaining self confidence? if so, please share it!
H.x
i think this boss in question..must be a very forgiving typr......probably a piss taker them selves confused wink
Quote by mdr2000
Sheddy........ If thats for real he needs help bless!
Not sure if this ones lame but its sure stupid.. A girls we know rang her boss to say she can't come in (Monday Morning) as she is really poorly at home. This is about 2 miles from her work..... The thing is the caller i.d showed her to be in a town about 150 miles away..... same place as her new boyfriends parents live and she had scrounged the afternoon off on the Friday previous to go there announcing all to her work mates!!! Yep summer has arrived lol!
Mike
i didnt have sex.......but was almost as bad.......while the ex was asleep....needless to say we arnt together now :-D...........cant ya tell im happy about that one lol
Quote by davedixon1
have u ever had sex with someone whilst ur partner has been asleep or in next room . without them knowing.............. serious answers only pls too all u funnies out there . xx lol
can say .....without a doubt that ...the clit piercing dosnt actually enhance mrs ninjas orgasm....but the constant stimualtion she gets.......gets her hornyer biggrin and more often as well :twisted:
theres one particular girl in chat ..that im fond of...not coz i like her "like that"...but because she looks the spitting image of my ickle sister...lol.........told her ....and she`s gutted.......cause she does fancy us pmsl..............i said theres no point in meeting...coz,,,,,,id just be given her hugs all night pmsl lol
exactly...................me and mrs ninja....used to do shows!...........the whole thing about doing a show (for us) is when we were turned on give the chatters who rarley see anything other than our face, a surprise , which made us feel sexy.....and daring.....the whole......."id love to see those tits out"......and similar comments....have forever spoiled this aspect of the site for us.......instead we take great pride in telling the directors that....if they hadnt directed...there may have been a chance of seeing something....which they would deem worth watching!...because apparently our faces arnt enough for the sad....small minded idiots. biggrin
Quote by Calista
Must admit I'm getting increasingly frustrated in the chatroom. I don't mind sitting with my cam on but hate being told (as they certainly don't ask ~ that would imply manners) what to do. I don't think I've ever had a please!
I detest those flaming whispers as well. Don't think I've evercome across people so rude and arrogant as in the chatroom.
I can usually come up with a witty line or two and I'm not bothered by it much but I am frustrated that the minute someone watches my cam they feel it gives them free reign to be obnoxious!
Much prefer the ones who watch me and let me be expressive, if I'm allowed to do that then I'm much more likely to get my top off and maybe give a show.
Cx
i heard it`s like the waiting room in the matrix......u know the train station...bit.......a transition between this world and the swing chat world......... :shock: ..........i`m never gonna try goin in there...gonna stick to bending the non existant spoon in the comfort of chat 1 biggrin :D
think...most of the chat users are timewasters or tossers...the handfull of "good uns".....can be found actually chatting instead of saying "get ya tits out"
and i know the old......saying of "if you dont ask , you dont get"..........but plz.....some of the offers even appear arrogant..............you know the type flidais-media.......the ones where they say something along the lines of........im just what your looking for.....or.....have you looked at my profile.....................and when you do look....you find that they are almost the compleat opposite of what your looking for or have no profile or pics to speak of.................. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by flidais-media
It's all according what you say. Many a time we've been chatting and come out with the line 'So who is for meeting tonight?' and the room goes totally silent, when previously they've all been saying how much they are 'up for it'. Funny that? wink
does it depend what your stood up for..u know the reason.........to take an example of the top of my head.......ermmmmm man flu innocent :rascal: :giggle:
Quote by mdr2000
Can't vote as there's a never answer sad
Cx

Errrrr Never is less than 10%!!!! Mmmm Sorry!
Ooerr feeling a gob smacking coming for being a smart mouth........
Mike x lol :lol: :lol:
easyly amused mike ? lol
Quote by mdr2000
that's 'Star Wars Day'
(May the fourth be with you)
H.x
(sorry)

Thats a good en lol.......
oi who you kickin....grrrrrrrr.........i`l jump up and bite ya knees pmsl lol
Quote by Darkfire
Piss off :kick: and go find me a corset lol
bring it on giggly......... biggrin :D :D :D :D :twisted:
Quote by Darkfire
weve got one...ya can have............. :shock:
have we lulled you into a false sense of security yet ..........
wheres me snog ....oi oi :twisted:

hmmm, think about it, who's lolling who into false sense of securities here? :twisted: just cos I was all nice to you once..... :twisted:
whip lol
typical....darfire pmsl
shoes........................... lol :shock: cool
Quote by Darkfire
try
my fav on line shop & will post straight away.
Have a peek

had a peek, and not what i'm looking for I'm afraid - although I've marked it cos they've got shoooooes :lol:
weve got one...ya can have............. :shock:
have we lulled you into a false sense of security yet ..........
wheres me snog ....oi oi :twisted:
not knockin ya about the arrogance........confidence.....is a good thing...and very attractive in the right circumstances :thumbup:
Quote by DeeCee
i think that i can afford to be a little arrogant.... after reading the forums over the last six months or so im pretty sure that im in the top percentile of people on the site worth meeting based on a number of different factors.
flidais-media.... i would suggest that favours can include providing accomodation, helping a couple to enhance their sex-life (by experimenting with another ), offering to take photographs for their private collections... etc....
thats often the problem with couples on this site....... they advertise for people to meet but seem to think that all they should provide is another set of sexual organs for their pleasure when really they are providing a little more......
Quote by quimninja2003
we agree......hear hear biggrin
bit arrogant tho pmsl :-D
this subject returns yet again..........
from my own personal point of view, i do get a good ratio of responses to my ad replies... more so it seems than other fellow single male members...
i always send a face pic
i always offer my phone number in principle, and will send it when and if i receive an interested response.
i never do a "one-liner" , prefering to write a legnthy reply describing myself, offering accomodation to the right people and telling them that id like to get to know the couple/single first and thereafter meet.
HOWEVER, i have noticed that when i have recieved replies from certain members, and started to correspond with them, the trail seems to go cold.... they dont reply to simple pm's and dont have the decency to even say the odd hello in reply to a friendly mail trying to take things further, even after theyve said they are interested.
ive decided that im now never going to meet these members as i doubt that theyd even turn up.... infact their lack of response tells me that they are just timewasters, ungenuine, and to be honest i dont think thet are the type of people id want to have in my house....i dont do ignorance.... and im not givin them the opportunity to have one of the best shag of their lives and the opportunity to meet a real stud with a comfy home in an unpressurised atmosphere if they cant treat me like a "pal".
if they think my PMs are pressurising them, they should realise that its me who was intending to do them a favour.... ffs, how many fellas on here can offer them what i can...especially when many ads want a genuine single male, with big cock, accomadation, respectful of boundaries, good looking, etc etc. ... after seeing how let down some people are when their expectatons arent met, i honestly dont answer adverts?LMU posts if i dont fully fit the criteria...ok. there might have been 1 or 2 until i realised that i shouldnt.
it just goes to show that a little common curtousey does cost..... or atleast having a lack of it does!!!!
RANT OVER
we agree......hear hear biggrin
Quote by DeeCee
this subject returns yet again..........
from my own personal point of view, i do get a good ratio of responses to my ad replies... more so it seems than other fellow single male members...
i always send a face pic
i always offer my phone number in principle, and will send it when and if i receive an interested response.
i never do a "one-liner" , prefering to write a legnthy reply describing myself, offering accomodation to the right people and telling them that id like to get to know the couple/single first and thereafter meet.
HOWEVER, i have noticed that when i have recieved replies from certain members, and started to correspond with them, the trail seems to go cold.... they dont reply to simple pm's and dont have the decency to even say the odd hello in reply to a friendly mail trying to take things further, even after theyve said they are interested.
ive decided that im now never going to meet these members as i doubt that theyd even turn up.... infact their lack of response tells me that they are just timewasters, ungenuine, and to be honest i dont think thet are the type of people id want to have in my house....i dont do ignorance.... and im not givin them the opportunity to have one of the best shag of their lives and the opportunity to meet a real stud with a comfy home in an unpressurised atmosphere if they cant treat me like a "pal".
if they think my PMs are pressurising them, they should realise that its me who was intending to do them a favour.... ffs, how many fellas on here can offer them what i can...especially when many ads want a genuine single male, with big cock, accomadation, respectful of boundaries, good looking, etc etc. ... after seeing how let down some people are when their expectatons arent met, i honestly dont answer adverts?LMU posts if i dont fully fit the criteria...ok. there might have been 1 or 2 until i realised that i shouldnt.
it just goes to show that a little common curtousey does cost..... or atleast having a lack of it does!!!!
RANT OVER
weve all seen these threads sooo,,,many times...and as weve stated before there are litrally not enough hours in the day to reply to everyone.......remeber a reply isnt just a quick yes or no.......we read the message.....be it shit or not...look at the profile........make an initail assumption about the cpl/ ......look through all of theyer details......then look at theyre advert/s,.......and then we have the task of deciding whether we think they are genuine or not? whether they will be a laff or not? whether the poor (because they ussually are) pictures really reflect the person/people in them......then if were still awake...we`l reply..........but only to the messages that include something about us from our advert/profile........there are alot of timewasters....moaners.....arseholes..that use this site.........we think the decent peeps off here are in the minority......and we just want to meet those people!....weve met people before...who have made us feel uncomfortable....and with no where to stay in a strange town.....it can be a scary experience.....we try to avoid at all costs.....we dont like being given abuse , which can happen..when you send someone a knock back.......why cant people just get on with it......if someone likes ya they`l bend over backwards to reply...................sorry about that rant..but sick of seeing this repeated thread all the time.......if youve made it too the bottom then i commend ya :thumbup:
Quote by stourbridgeswinger
Thanks for pointing that out and i take your points on board, however this thread is about those people who cannot be bothered to reply to mail, even if its a simple "thanks, but no thanks" a group which you seem to suggest you fall into.
In addition, you suggest in earlier replies to this thread you dont have the greatest strike rate in picking out the genuine guys, nuff said
we agree.....we always want to see the guy as well.......
want to look at the cpl as a whole biggrin :D :D :D