if she`s got to flick it so often ........
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
my wife flicks her bean 5 times a day and i give her cock!....is this normal or is she just being greedy?! :confused2:
you give her but to you make her orgasm?
Shaz x
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quimninja2003
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 46
Bi-curious Female, 46
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mrs ninja.......71% christina agulira....... :shock: :inlove: .....................
not complaining.....they musnt have a pic of billie pipier on they`re data base :giggle:
i`m not telling who i came out as .......ok ok
heath ledger....and the other cowboy from broke back mountain............nothing like em :shock:
not complaining.....they musnt have a pic of billie pipier on they`re data base :giggle:
i`m not telling who i came out as .......ok ok
heath ledger....and the other cowboy from broke back mountain............nothing like em :shock:
awwwww...your not a gay male......gutted pmsl.......
still waiting for my snog
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: oh bollox, the gay male dwarf?? so, ya didnt want to wear my pants? :shock:
ah well, at least I know it had the desired deterrant effect!
I'll keep him in storage for use another time then 
My ad was still present & correct though, but if the profile was enough to put you off reading further I'm definately keeping it for future use!
(p.s - I altered profile because of the winks problem, its as it should be now, if you wanna take a look :twisted: )
still waiting for my snog
Quote by Darkfire
when we received that message ur profile came up as a gay male.. sorry
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: oh bollox, the gay male dwarf?? so, ya didnt want to wear my pants? :shock: ah well, at least I know it had the desired deterrant effect!
I'll keep him in storage for use another time then My ad was still present & correct though, but if the profile was enough to put you off reading further I'm definately keeping it for future use! (p.s - I altered profile because of the winks problem, its as it should be now, if you wanna take a look :twisted: )
hiya ........:-D....great avatar....grrrrrrrrrrrr :twisted:
Quote by zimwolf
Its been ages since I have been here, good to see its still going and there are so many peeps about. Love the new site, that probably shows how long I have been away, really looks good.
Anyway I hope to chat to yall sum more sometime.
Luv
Zimee
we sometime even miss the opertunity to reply to one we like..............you the old.."we reply tomorrow".....but forget then we feel really shitty lol.....
Quote by Shireen_Mids
Who is to say that everyone finds Mr & Mrs Pitt attractive??
I deal with the replies to our ad's and yes I try to reply to them all PROVIDING they meet the criteria that I have laid out in our ad.
We have replied to quite a few ad's in the past, the single guys always reply, the couples sometimes reply and the single fems have never replied (having said that we have never replied to one of the single bifems that post on a regular basis on the forum, we have given up trying now :lol2: )
If we dont get a reply we just think "ah well" and move on....
we are guilty of not repliying. but to be honest with ya .......some people dont deserve a reply.......even more so now with this daft wink......that you can send.....we do try to reply to all of the ones which appear to be original...but we do get alot of mail........and having o read each email....(which ussually dosnt include any of the info weve asked for.)...... then looking at theyre profile .....then they`re adverts.....deciding if we like em etc........you end up ....with 10 -15 mins per email..............
and yes we do feel like shit bags for not replying to em all.........but weve replyed.....in the past to "just say no thanks"........then cpl of weeks later get another message of the same....cpl.../girl.....as if they never sent us one b4....
not being ignorant....just want to enoy the better parts of the site more than sat repling all day thats all :-D
and yes we do feel like shit bags for not replying to em all.........but weve replyed.....in the past to "just say no thanks"........then cpl of weeks later get another message of the same....cpl.../girl.....as if they never sent us one b4....
not being ignorant....just want to enoy the better parts of the site more than sat repling all day thats all :-D
Quote by DAVEANDDEBBIE69
i can understand what u saying but expected the single women rather than the couples to be inudated with messages. but i get the point..we will just carry on replying and if people cant reply back then ok. now if mr and mrs pitt were on here then i can fully agree..
i agree :giggle: you are scary but in a grrrrrr way not a :crazy: way
Quote by Darkfire
i think i've just frightened a couple of 'winkers' to death
i'm not kidding, i cant cope anymore - 'really liked your profile' :shock: :x :kick: gotta tell ya folks, if that's the case then there's some feckin wierdo's out there today :shock:
welcome to the forums... :welcome: .....this is posted in the wrong place really........should be in the cafe........
nowt wrong with ya age mate...just enjoy like every one else :cheers:
nowt wrong with ya age mate...just enjoy like every one else :cheers:
Quote by lixdexic
I've called in to say hello and introduce myself. I have been a member for a while but never got into this side of things, don't know if there is a place for me here as i'm in my mid fifties. wouldn't consider myself a perv but a definite lover of sex and in meeting and being in the company people who feel the same. I'm a confident person but just a little nervous to join in. Any way have fun ,and enjoy. Regards V.I.
you mike...getting old............never!! :shock: :giggle:
Quote by mdr2000
Now let's check if we're getting old...
1. You understand what was written above and you smile.
2. You need to sleep more, usually until the afternoon, after a night out.
3. Your friends are getting married/already married.
4. You are always surprised to see small children playing comfortably with computers.
5. When you see teenagers with mobile phones, you shake your head.
6. You remember watching Dirty Den in EastEnders the first time around.
7. You meet your friends from time to time, talking about the good Old days, repeating again all the funny things you have experienced together.
8. Having read this mail, you are thinking of forwarding it to some other friends because you think they will like it too... Yes, you're getting old - but what the heck -we've had fun!!
Been done I know..... lock it lol.. But as was quiet thought why not..
Mike xx
:rascal: :thumbup: :giggle: Quote by Darkfire
. How do you sort out the angles when doing it to yourself?
I dont!
purely clit stimulation and just before I cum, you know, right on the edge of exploding but not quite there , two fingers just at the entrance but not quite inside me... and a bit of upwards pressure in long slow movements usually does the job
It does entirely depend on what I'm fantasising about at the time though (and that one I'm not revealing for love nor money 
ops: )I cant explain it in words, perhaps a practical demonstration is in order ? :twisted:
right up ya ass matey 
but not in a gay way :giggle:
but not in a gay way :giggle: Quote by The-Ring
hello outstanding and :swingingchair: to thebin hope you have fun
i will just say that as for munches ect ect get to know people in both here and the chatrooms and you never know
have fun :thumbup:
mr and mrs dpg xxxx
where are you now ninja :yinyang: :flipa:
did someone say butt shot :twisted:
Some blokes think that we girlies get turned on by cock shots and we all have, for the most part, refuted this but still it happens :doh:
I'd rather see a face shot with a nice smile or even a butt shot so guys, please please PLEASE keep your trouser snakes under wraps !
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Why do male always have on profiles, or answer an add with a cock photo, do'nt they no it's better to leave something to find out, leave something to the imagination at the first instant,
What as a cpl or a single females turns you on whan a male sends a pic or replys to your ad or asks for a meet.
We like something to find out when playing as size does not matter quantity/quality/ pleasure comes in to it for us,
J n B
Some blokes think that we girlies get turned on by cock shots and we all have, for the most part, refuted this but still it happens :doh:
I'd rather see a face shot with a nice smile or even a butt shot so guys, please please PLEASE keep your trouser snakes under wraps !
you havent met em yet............you`l be shocked :shock:
most gorgeouse cpl at the notts munch....(can ya tell im creeping )
Was just checking lol........... Loved last nights Nottm Munch so can't wait now :wink: :wink:
You are DEFINATELY on my dears and cant wait to meet you both :lol:
most gorgeouse cpl at the notts munch....(can ya tell im creeping )
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
You are on the list Mdr2000
Was just checking lol........... Loved last nights Nottm Munch so can't wait now
:wink: :wink:You are DEFINATELY on my dears and cant wait to meet you both :lol:
yay...were on da list.......we`l bring our own badges (the ones we got at the notts munch) if ya could pm us the hotel list plz.....NWC..............and Darkfire.......
still waiting for my snog............. due to uncontrolled pissedness i failed (dave) to act out this particular threat.............dont worry dark .....you`l get a 
this time.... :giggle:
still waiting for my snog.............
due to uncontrolled pissedness i failed (dave) to act out this particular threat.............dont worry dark .....you`l get a this time.... :giggle: well first getyourself a webcam, with the webcam....there should be an installation disk.........use it ....and hey presto.........th best webacam ive found is one thats sold on ebay..........cant remeber the name but it cost us a tenner, brand new and is better than the ones you see for £30 , it`s a blackish metallicy looking webcam with led`s (3 either side of the lens) and is rectangular in shape....has a clip with it as well rather than a stand...........
word of advice though if you use it in S/H ive found you have to have messanger closed or any programme that uses it,
and for god sake.....dont just get ya cock out on it and start wanking ....theres enough head less cocks floating around......your much more likely to get these sessions your after if you go on ....with your face or body and chat to people, have a laff and you`l find that alot more people will vbe willing to webcam with ya......either on MSN or S/H...
hope it helps
word of advice though if you use it in S/H ive found you have to have messanger closed or any programme that uses it,
and for god sake.....dont just get ya cock out on it and start wanking ....theres enough head less cocks floating around......your much more likely to get these sessions your after if you go on ....with your face or body and chat to people, have a laff and you`l find that alot more people will vbe willing to webcam with ya......either on MSN or S/H...
hope it helps
Quote by dandh
Hi
I would love to have a webcam session sometime.
This is something i have thought about for ages.
Can anyone explain what i need to set up / which sites or programs to use and er .. how
Cheers
D
sober up , i never touchthe drink..... :giggle:
or should that br i`l never touch it again :giggle:
or should that br i`l never touch it again :giggle:
Quote by mdr2000
is that a good thing or a bad thing :giggle: ........
we cant be that bad ......if ya still wanna meet up with us :P
we thourght......you two we loverly , dead funny......and pretty much how we imagined :shock: .............even tho i couldnt remember sendin the email :giggle:
as for everyone else........most were as i expected (dave) apart from leprechaun who was a lot smaller :shock: :giggle: the midget !
sonia on the other hand.........because she doesnt go in the forums much.....she was surprised by how different people were to her mental image........and most of ya i do mean mental :silly:
Just waiting for you to sober up buddy........ oh and as for forgetting things!!! What can we say lol...
Mike and Julie x
just one of those images you get in your head....thourgt you`d be a wee fella ...certainly wrong about that one 
when have i ever described myself as small ....................
answer no
it is stated here leprechaunis 6ft tall
...certainly wrong about that one Quote by leprechaun
apart from leprechaun who was a lot smaller :shock: :giggle: the midget !
when have i ever described myself as small ....................
answer no
it is stated here leprechaunis 6ft tall
