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quimninja2003
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 46
Bi-curious Female, 46
0 miles · Nottinghamshire

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the nerves the excitement .................. :cheers: cant wait to meet you lot , pukka up
kiss :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
you do realise techincally you didnt even say hello............. :twisted:
hiya woody , welcome to the forums............hope ya feel compelled to share more of ya thourghts :giggle:
Quote by dpg230272
excellent first post rolleyes :roll: :roll:
10...................
mr and mrs dpg xxxx
whats purple precious? :giggle:
Quote by dpg230272
oooh purple i like purple
im off to have a look :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
mr and mrs dpg xxxx
except if it`s you covered in it sassy
:rose: :lickface:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Best not ask about a chocolate party then :shock:
except if it`s you covered in it sassy
:rose: :lickface:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Best not ask about a chocolate party then :shock:
i`m gonna start sending you some :twisted:
dont want ya to feel left out :shock: biggrin
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I don't get any of these :shock: Think they're trying to tell me something? innocent
ive een done b4...by a paypal scam.......there arealot of criteria...to adhere to, to be able to get yourmoney back...check on it ......ive had money removed from my paypal accout b4...because they repoted the card stolen....nothin i could do about it
Well....weve met her tonight ....and have to say.......
she isthe nicest girl in da world....really friendly...if not a bit gigglylol,the best!!!!!!!!!!
wheres the post dedicated to us dark ....were waitin ?!
what do you lt think when youy meet one of your icons/peers/inspiration
did you feel let down......or in our case...had your worst fears realised ...only jokin, had the best time...made you realise why your in whatever your in ...if you know what i mean lol
i had a similar problem when i started posting a while ago.......mine was due to the fact that i wanted to" connect" to people and have fun or meaningfull conversations with all the great people i saw posting new and exciting topics, in my exxcitement ive produced some really , really shit posts............yeah i know you cant believe that for a second can ya :giggle:
but found myself..........arguing my point all the time, as i didnt articulate my intentions very clearly (if at all),
i`m happier now replying to threads and occasionlay jumping in with my rapier wit (yeah right :twisted: )
i just love the people of this site................and am now confident that ive made a few friends along the way,
takes a lot to say your sorry mate, your a bigger man than half of the tossers in the chat rooms :thumbup:
oi....sonia `l tit slap ya for that :twisted:
Quote by sheddy
Whos the best looking female swinger on this site you ask ? Easy to answer this one is.........
Why its me of course lol :lol: :lol:

Give us a shout when you do a normal post and i'll give a normal answer. rolleyes
hola...........and welcome to the party.....sure you`l have a great laugh with us all.....
oh and Gollum mate your too late heh heh heh :twisted:
we only get our bums out for you anyway....sassy, we`d follow ya :giggle:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
It's the only site I use and I like it here. People are friendly and we have a laugh. All that and you get to perv at some fab bods! What more could a girl ask for?? :giggle: :rascal:
this is the only site we visit/use............we dont feel we need to even look for another,
this place feels sometimes like a second home, made some really good friends of here.......
yeah ,ok! this site has it`s fair share of prats....but the difference with this site and soooo many others is.........you people do rally round and you do console,you protect us and others from the tossers who would endevor to bring everyone down to fuel their sad ego`s, you`ve made myself and sonia feel so special some days (daves special anyway :silly: ), we simply are in love with you all, the site, the people, everybody and every thing, let us give you all a hug :therethere:
thanks everybody, your all ok in our book :thumbup:
esp: Darkfire......for going out of her way to make us smile whip
you won this round gollum mate......but i`l get ya back.....and i`m sure weve chatted to this cpl before in the chat room.........so i think this one should be a draw ....MWAHHHH MWAHHHH :shock: biggrin ........................do you spend all day on here or what :giggle:
oh and hello you two, nice to see you in here with the rest of the weirdos :giggle:
i rekon (dave) the forums are the best part of S/H ...hope you enjoy them as much as we do smackbottom whip :swingingchair: :therethere: kiss :thumbup: innocent .....
............. dunno :giggle:
Quote by dpg230272
hi :welcome: to the nuthouse hope you have as much fun as us :happy: :happy:
oh and watch out for the ninja :yinyang: :giggle:
mr and mrs dpg xxxx
(beat you again ninja flipa )
to be honest if i had to choose:
a)to be whipped by you.
b)be bitch slapped by ya.
should be a `c`in there somewhere? :doh:
c)both. :giggle:
id choose c) everytime :twisted: :giggle:
Quote by Darkfire
of course not chick....we love ya....your ace :thumbup:
plz dont whip me :uhoh:

I dont own a whip babe, i'm only kiddin. That ass looks far too good to be striped.
Perhaps i should just bitch-slap ya instead? lol :twisted:
oh, Hiya Aardvark - and welcome to the nuthouse :lol: wave
of course not chick....we love ya....your ace :thumbup:
plz dont whip me :uhoh:
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oh and i did forget to mention........watch out for darkfire...she`l have ya ass ........serious mate i`m tellin ya smackbottom :giggle:

are you the source of all the nasty vicious rumours about me then ??? evil mate, u know what they say about playing with fire......
whip
oh and i did forget to mention........watch out for darkfire...she`l have ya ass ........serious mate i`m tellin ya smackbottom :giggle:
Quote by Darkfire
Thanks medic, and NWC! Waiting with baited breath for the arrival of the loonies...

yoooo hoooo :twisted: lol
you called ?
yeah were in there alot.... biggrin ussually telling aload of blokes off for telllin sonia to do stuff :shock: :D we both like the chat room, but this is my real home (dave), love it in here..........like youve mentioned padded cells are everywhere! :giggle:
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HI quimninja...thanks for the message. I'm pretty sure I've seen you guys in the chatrooms...
:D
hiya mate.......hope you enjoy the site as much as me and sonia biggrin
Oh and gollum mate .........i`m here first...heh heh :kissmyarse: :twisted:
were the same really pickey lol, but we can beat your three meets ...........2 meets :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: like you said....and like we said picky :giggle:
Quote by steanrachy
we have decided to take the plunge after a year on the site and having had only three meetings (we are ever soooo picky lol ) we are thinking about going to a swinging club :shock: :shock:
we have no idea what this might entail and are not sure what transpires at these dens of iniquity but im sure some of you great ppl can enlighten us, and before some of you more unscrupulous piss taker vulture types get in there first (yes we know you are out there :lol: ) we DO realise SWINGING takes place!!
what we want to know is, do we have to get involved if we feel we donot want to and also what is the dress code usually for a guy in his late 20's and a very fine looking lady in her early 20's. are there evenings that are best for swingclub virgins that are not as full on as others etc, and what are the costs.
any information and invites by regulars at NEast or NWest Clubs (we dont mind travelling) to show us the ropes would be very much appreciated cool
steanrachy
:shock: :shock: :giggle:
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oi poke wheres our invite :fuckinghell: :giggle: :shock:
Awww couldn't you just eat them :inlove: but it looks like i'll be on here tomorrow night causing mayhem as usual lol wink

Er ok then confused Just pop round and i'll eat you two aswell :shock: :lol: :lol:
we had the same one......a load of pants......if the powers that be at microsoft wanted to contact ya they`ed certianly not do it like the email we got ,....did forward it tho.......cause i`m a daft t**ser some times :shock: biggrin
Quote by fantasycpl
we had an email not long ago saying msn was shutting down cos to many ppl opening lots of accounts , was saying if u wish to stay part of it forward this email to all these names and was hundreds , we thought was not real so just ignored it but has anyone else heared anything or is it just a hoax?
oi poke wheres our invite :fuckinghell: :giggle: :shock:
Quote by sheddy
Awww couldn't you just eat them :inlove: but it looks like i'll be on here tomorrow night causing mayhem as usual lol wink
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: besides sonia does the same thing :giggle: but not me off course redface surprisedops: :oops: :rotflmao:
Quote by sexkittenhfx
your allowed :small-print: :giggle: single bi fems are the holy grail in here :angel: ........got to leep you as :happy: as possible passionkiss biggrin cool

well...ive been called some things in my time but never "the holy grail" :lol2: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: besides sonia does the same thing :giggle: but not me off course :oops: :oops: :oops:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: besides sonia does the same thing :giggle: but not me off course redface surprisedops: :oops: :rotflmao:
Quote by sexkittenhfx
your allowed :small-print: :giggle: single bi fems are the holy grail in here :angel: ........got to leep you as :happy: as possible passionkiss biggrin cool

well...ive been called some things in my time but never "the holy grail" :lol2: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: besides sonia does the same thing :giggle: but not me off course :oops: :oops: :oops: