Quote by Iceraider
We've all done it, been out and bought what we thought was a great album, only to realise 6 months down the line it sucks.
We also make sure they're out of the way incase anyone pops round and has a nosey at your collection.
So, what is the most rediculously embarassing CD you have purchased?
For me it has to be the Aqua Album, an absolute shocker! Barbie Girl, Oh my!

Quote by sexkittenhfx
well that makes me one too coz ive been looking aswell...
:giggle: :giggle: ya big perv :giggle: :giggle:
half of them drooling at the one for the men thread no doubt :giggle:

Quote by jesster
what the hell does knocking boots mean?

Quote by sheddy
half of them drooling at the one for the men thread no doubt :giggle:

Quote by sheddy
Hit 2000 Posts :shock: Now you can't get much more bollox than that :lol: :lol:

Quote by de_sade
Hi Mark...These things take time.
This isn't an instant quim-fest website like others.
De_sade

Quote by AndyWolves
EEElllllllooooo Both!!!!
Just like old times eh Dark?
Mwah! good to see ya both again!

Quote by Fallen Angel
Hello everyone
I don't post much on this site these days, so amny of you won't know me, but I wanted to post this here too for thoe friends of mine that know me :D
I have been a single female swinger for a while, but now I've met the most fantastic man and PLUM / Dlep (whatever you want to call him!) and I are now a couple :D
It wasn't anything either of us were particularly looking for and it's kind of taken us both by surprise, but it's wonderful :D
I am in that "can't eat, can't sleep, spending all my time daydreaming and grinning" stage at the moment, so apologies if I ramble on....
We'll be going to Nottingham soon, which will be our first munch as a couple. Come and find us and say hello
The last thing I want to say is how lucky I am ot have found love here - it IS possible :inlove:

Quote by markle
Hi folks, can anyone help me.
I've been advertised on the site since end of jan and dont get replies or enquiries.
I dont consider myself to be ugly, i'm quite a nice and considerate guy, but no-one seems interested. can someone look at my ad and tell me where i'm going wrong please please please !! thank you in anticipation, Mark.

Quote by dpg230272
"So close no matter how far
Couldn't be much more from the heart
Forever trusting who we are
And nothing else matters
Never opened myself this way
Life is ours, we live it our way
All these words I don't just say
And nothing else matters
Trust I seek and I find in you
Every day for us something new
Open mind for a different view
And nothing else matters"

Quote by sheddy

i'm sure you did Shoddy, but looking through the shed window and getting out of the now locked shed door are two entirely different animals, you sit back and finish servicing the mower and i'll get Mrs Quimninja to send you some more pics of what you missed

Quote by dpg230272
oh my word!.........honesty .......took my breath away :thumbup:
and in time introduce my girlfriend to it (at the mo she's a bit sceptical!)
shit! sorry i've got everyones back up didn't mean to come across like that at all! wasn't moaning about the fact of not having a shag was jus saying there doesn't seem to be a great deal of genuine people around. i am in it probably more for the social side as i am the sex (hopefully!) i am hoping to make some friends and in time introduce my girlfriend to it (at the mo she's a bit sceptical!) so again i'd like to say sorry if i came across as a twat who was after a quick shag and i hope i made myself a bit clearer guys?

Quote by sheddy
will these do

Quote by dpg230272
watch out for ninja's and hobbits :giggle: :giggle:
mr and mrs dpg xxxx

Quote by champion07
shit! sorry i've got everyones back up didn't mean to come across like that at all! wasn't moaning about the fact of not having a shag was jus saying there doesn't seem to be a great deal of genuine people around. i am in it probably more for the social side as i am the sex (hopefully!) i am hoping to make some friends and in time introduce my girlfriend to it (at the mo she's a bit sceptical!) so again i'd like to say sorry if i came across as a twat who was after a quick shag and i hope i made myself a bit clearer guys?

Quote by champion07
hey everyone! i've only been a member on here for a few weeks but one thing has struk me. its really hard to find genuine women/couples! Granted i guess it could jus be me but lets hope not! im a 21 year old lad jus looking for genuine couples/women to have fun with. is it really that hard??!!

Quote by leonie&adam
hi please dont take this the wrong way as just trying to help but u will b among the other 1000001 single males after fun with groupes, couples, singles etc and its hard as most people want fun with couples or more etc so a single young male with only 1 post asking where all the genuine people r u could b waiting a while as r view is some1 just after a quick shag as he's not had it in w while. Did u see this web site advertised in a mag or newspaper n thought it would b so easy to get a shag???
i hope u have fun tho but please dont just exspext to place an advert n ladys to come flocking to u it doesnt happen like that

Quote by dpg230272
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
for the best laugh in the chatrooms goto jo's place chatroom 2 nice to see you took our advice and didnt give up :lol: :lol: :lol:
mr and mrs dpg xxxx

Quote by sheddy
Bloody hell your quick off the mark right he's dead :shock: and heres the reason.
Right to save explaining in a new thread i'll put it here due to personal reason's i've changed my user name (and it was shite) and it's not down to an ego trip but it does seem to be sticking so i've gone for the obvious. So even if I change my avatar people who only log on ocassionaly will still know who it is. So thanks to st3v3 for guiding me through the process as i'm an official numpty when it comes to stuff like that.

Quote by Alexandra
NN
Its hilarious!
I have my cam on and some of the beggars/directors make me crack up.
I dont flash either!
Hugs!

Quote by Alexandra
I just have to say...
That I luurrrrve the chatroom in here!
I think I have become addicted!
So fellow forumies - when am I going to see you lot in there?
Muah
Alex x x x x x
My congrats to the management for a good chatroom set up"

Quote by Darkfire

we as a rule dont meet single guys....and if we did they would have to be extreamly gorgeous...... but we are meeting a single guy from the chat rooms....y he isnt anything special to look at.......but he makes us laugh he`s considerate and becoming a very good friend,
this site is excellent, a very close community.......like they said just be nice ya here that all you rude ignorant peeps

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Very nice hun :twisted: Now THAT is enhancement !

Quote by Sassy-Seren
and ....just whats wrong with jordan
Doesn't look to me like you need any enhancement there hunni. They look just fine as they are but it's your decision at the end of the day so good luck if you do decide to go ahead with it. Just done do a Jordan !!! :giggle:

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Doesn't look to me like you need any enhancement there hunni. They look just fine as they are but it's your decision at the end of the day so good luck if you do decide to go ahead with it. Just done do a Jordan !!! :giggle:

Quote by twos_company
it takes time
and as u see
this site does work
just be nice to people
well done
:D

Quote by Darkfire
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: i`m sure you wouldnt think sonia would like the gay/lesbian bar anyway :giggle:

Quote by Darkfire
errrmmmm ops: can we have our hands held pweeese pwetty pweeees :oops:
the nerves are building...........Darkfire were looking at you
.....actually,
you probably leave us in the middle of notts or send us to a gay bar or summit :giggle: