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firstly let me apologise for the late reply as we spent all of sunday decorating and the only time we did get on computer the kids walked in so that put paid to that!! :roll:
thanks a lot for all your ideas there has been some brill names suggested we had already checked out the kids names book mr tweeky and couuldnt decide on any at all :?
as for samewise gangee mr and mrs ninja thats a boys name had it been a boy it would of been aragorn (the true king) :giggle:
we had such a laugh at some of the names especially yours polo i could just imagine you chuckleing as you wrote them :giggle: :giggle:
however there has been some names added to our list they are the following:
1. niamh from darkfire ( i name i'd already shortlisted 7 weeks ago)
2. siobhan from darkfire
3. fallon from both darkfire and vicky uk
did forget to say tho arwen which means royal maiden will stay as the middle name you've all been helpful and to quote each and every poster we would be here all day (because i aint got the hang of quotes yet yes shaz they still keep going wrong :lol: )
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
daz and jen xxxx

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errrmmmm can we have our hands held pweeese pwetty pweeees ops:
the nerves are building...........Darkfire were looking at you
.....actually,
you probably leave us in the middle of notts or send us to a gay bar or summit :giggle:

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Due to me being a total prat and also not having the money until now....I can't get a hotel room!
If anyone has space for 2 really, really quiet people () or if you know of anywhere that has rooms, please let me know!
Thank you!

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As long as he's moved on from Hai Karate I'm happy!
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Now I have been asked by a very special sexy lady if I can post this for her (she is having a few computer problems at the moment) so here it is!
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present, for your pleasure, the one and only, the truely gorgeous and extreamly sexy ........
Maidenfair :inlove:

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hi there dikandjolie sorry to hear you have had some teething probs with the chatroom let me just say you havent been conned as this is the best place to be.
we are a mad bunch really if you need help with the chatrooms i suggest posting a pm saying what the problem is to either
the_laird
jo-annish
they are both chatroom ops and will both help sort your problem out also if you feel that any member is being rude or unjust then pm a moderator
dawn-mids is very helpful as is the sarge (really) arnt you sarge :lol: :lol:
it does help when you know who to post a help pm to but all the above people will help you to the best of their ability
daz and jen xxxx

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we are very sorry if we are annoying we wont post again we thought this was a friendly place but we are clearly wrong, we have paid our money like all but cannot enter the chat room it does not click or do anything we thought someone could help.
we are new to this and was advised this was the site to be on(we now feel conned) sorry again dik and jolie. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

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People who point at an empty chair and ask 'Is anyone sitting there?'
Well,does it look like it,dipshit?? :doh:

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Bi curious or bi lads that are mainly straight.
Where they want to get off watching str8 porn, but being able to witness other lads wanking without any gay contact.

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Seen a few of these mentioned on here.
Any lads ever gone along to any of these groups to wank at porn together?

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steer clear of darkfire mate....she`s an ass scratchin man eater, serious you`l end up :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
:laughabove: sowwy dark......we love ya....and been told your rather attractive, :twisted:
hope we do see ya at the munch for a bit of :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:

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Does that mean I've pulled? I know this curry house in Mansfield :D

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Hiya Tinksy
with any luck a nice local friendly mod might shift this to the Cafe where you can say hello to more folk - there's no mention of looking for a specific meet in your post so you might be better off in the Cafe where you can intro yourself and join in with the banter etc.
how sad am i replying to myself...hello me this is you...hello you pleased to meet me

Quote by dpg230272
HELP NEEDED
and yet again we find ourselves for the fourth time struggling to pick a name, jen thats mrs dpg and myself are at a complete loss what to call our girl who is due at the beginning of june so we are turning to you for some help and suggestions. now i had already come up with a name but jen is not 100% convinced.
the name i picked was tilley (first name) and arwen for the middle name which i think personally is brill :lol: :lol:
however there is a slight twist as jen doesnt like the ordinary conventional names so it has to be:
A. a proper name
B. unusual
C. a name that you would actually use if it was one of yours
so come on get your thinking heads on and let us know your thoughts and ideas because we are stuck :confused: :dunno: :confused:
p.s there is no prize for the winning answer as we are skint and cant afford one
daz and jen xxxx

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we`d help on the door.......but it`s our first munchssssooooooooooooo very nervous.............plus i dont think people will take any notice of the dwarf askin people if they`re names not down there noy commin in :) :) :D :shock:

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OOOOOOH im so in......just need to get the creative juices flowing!
I've already made a start with my "attack of the 60ft woman" homage
Bit feckin cold to pose as Ursula Undressed though :shock:

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ahhhh dave and sonia beat me on this one :lol: :lol: :lol:
:welcome: to :swingingchair: hope you have fun.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
daz

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heres another by the way...thats sonias leg in there not my cock wrapped around my leg :shock: :D (it`s wrapped around the other one :twisted: ) :D :D :lol: :shock:

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heres another by the way...thats sonias leg in there not my cock wrapped around my leg :shock: :D (it`s wrapped around the other one :twisted: ) :D :lol: :D :lol: :shock:

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Hello and :welcome: Not sure which category of quim's I come under but come under most things :giggle: