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rogerthedragon
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rogerthedragon
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Quote by Vix
I so want to comment here but after overhearing your threats to someone else's bollocks I am going to keep my mouth shut for once.

OMG! I have no idea what you are talking about!!
No, really, I don't!
lol :lol: :lol: I believe you. (Which makes me even less inclined to open my big mouth.) :shock:
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rogerthedragon
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Quote by gareth_gruff
I can only say this from my own experience, but I think single guys profiles seem to be fair game for every pay-to-view web cam site on the plannet and every fake female profile trying to get you to go to another web site to see them. !

Then use anonymous email on your advert and take your email address out of you advert blurb... simple as. rolleyes
Did that kitten wink at me or am I just drunk and ready for sleep?
Be careful or you'll have everyone staring at postie's pussy again. lol
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rogerthedragon
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Quote by Vix
I am, as ever, so very deeply touched. (As it were)
:gagged: :gagged: - I so want to comment here but after overhearing your threats to someone else's bollocks I am going to keep my mouth shut for once. lol :lol:
Well done Vix - always nice to see your charity getting a bit extra from SH - and it gives a few ladies an excuse to get their tits out (Because they are all usually very shy!)
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Quote by smokerjim
who is the guy with breasts dressed as a fireman rolleyes

Oi I heard that ;)
That would be T'n'H, who does happen to be tall, and hairy ( think Middle England's stereotypical biker themed worst nightmare ) who happens to be a bit tasty with martial arts, and really is the sort of fella you want as a friend!
( who wants to start timing how long it takes for an apology? lol :lol: )
Although Mr TnH does have the chest hair of a 16 year old. :twisted: :twisted: - I reakon there is so much on his head it wont grow anywhere else. :lol:
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Quote by Phoenix
So, who lives outside

I have no idea who it is but one hell of a view. :thumbup:
Looks ruddy cold to me.
I was going to lady Fee Bee, but then I thought it looked to cold to be able to wear skimpy red underwear :cry:
LOL true lol
Could imagine a few chaffed nipples there wink
But Wow imagine living near to that view smile
But only if there is a Tesco and a Pub with good food just behind the camera (I like my comforts) :wink:
Bugger that - I would be hoping for a big stone farmhouse, roaring log fire and 10 miles to the nearest neighbour.
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Quote by Dino
So, who lives outside

I have no idea who it is but one hell of a view. :thumbup:
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Quote by Jas-Tim
Freckled Bird?
You used your Mod Buttons to add that one in - admit it! lol :lol:
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Welcome back to the forum - always good to see people return, it is a good excuse to go on a nostalgia trawl looking at old posts. biggrin
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This just makes me want to go on holiday so I can see how many veiled comments I can get on a postcard. :twisted:
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Quote by Devon1
So, who reads the newspaper on a loo like this ?

Roger the Dragon confused:
Not mine - but it does look like a dragon - so I am going to guess Manolishi.
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Another excellent night out! Happy Birthday Marcuso, and a big thank you for Kazswallows, Marcuso and anyone else involved in organising a great party.
Another big thank you to Mr & Mrs KazBBW for the loan of a sofa, an excellent cooked breakfast and some very amusing conversation.
Postie - Thanks for the drink mate. :cheers:
Sir Lee - You're welcome for the painkillers and I am glad they worked.
Everyone at Marcuso's afterwards - sorry I had to disappear but I was doing taxi duty. cool
To everyone I talked to, thank you for making it a great night.
To everyone I snogged have an extra one, - passionkiss
I am not going to try and list anyone else as I will miss out too many people, I just need to work out where I will be appearing next. lol
Roger the Dragon.
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Quote by Steve_Mids
And by the same token why should anyone who has worked hard and made improvements to their home have to pay even more money than they allready do????

Mostly because if you can afford to improve your house you can afford the extra tax. But then I am a frustrated socialist at heart. :twisted:
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Quote by Steve_Mids
Has anyone seen the newspapers today???
How about Fatty Two Jags' new way of taxing us mad :x :x
If you live in a nice quiet cul-de-sac
have an extension
Overlook a lake or river
have a garage or paved area for parking.....The list goes on...
you are gonna(under new proposals) pay even more pole/council tax than you do already :x :x :x
Looks like dingy terraced houses with a view of the local power station and nowhere to park your car and no garden are gonna be prime real estate before much longer...
WTF is this country coming to ????

Oh no!! What is the world coming to, they are planning on taxing those people who live in larger more valuable houses more than people who live in small terraces!
That is so unfair! Lets go back to a blanket Poll Tax so that the single parent in a bedsit pays just as much as the businessman in his 4 bedroom detached house.
That would be so much fairer.
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rogerthedragon
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As a guy on the swinging scene you cannot afford to be too shy - you will miss out on a lot of opportunities. Shy, sensitive men struggle in a scene where there are a lot of blokes with big ego's and big personalities - so get him to try beiing more chatty and flirty even if it doesn't come naturally to him.
Also I would suggest he tries going with the philosophy of intending to have a good time regardless of what he does or doesn't get. It is possible to go out to a swinging event and have a damn good time without having more than a laugh and watching some live-action porn. Going with the idea of rating your success based on how far you go with other people can mean you give of the wrong signals.
Just my two pence, from a shy guy at heart.
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Quote by Sexysteph
omg, what a brill thread, you guys have me laughing here!
Half of the thread sounded like a rude game of Twiste r I once had, oh the memories of that! :twisted:
BTW, when I was in my Maths lession as a kid, 3 into 1 definately didnt go! :giggle:

oh shit! I was being serious ....shall i tell her its not possible ....maybe she could consider just a simple gang bang or something ...would that be easier?
It does go hunni I have personally witnessed it in both the scenarios I have portrayed - it just takes a lot of care wink and agility.
Steph biggrin
Now you see it just so happens that Careful and Agile are my middle names. :wink:
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Quote by KazBBW
I would just like to say thank you to all the regular forum users for making me so very happy kiss
I been a bit down last few days and reading over the forum on certain posts made me chuckle and have come to the realisation ...
YOUR ALL NUTS .... rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
But I love you all
:thrilled: :happy: :thrilled: :happy: :thrilled: :happy: :thrilled: :happy: :thrilled:

Sorry you've been feeling dwon but I'm glad the bizarre posting of some of these reprobates cheered you up. lol
We shall get the DJ to play "If you're happy and you know ..." just for you on Saturday. :twisted:
And we will expect you to dance and do all the actions. :lol:
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Quote by Darkfire
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I bet they never did this subject on Richard N Judy! lol

It would make daytime TV a whole lot more interesting. :lol: :lol:
I knew what a snowball was BTW but the rainbow kiss was a new one on me. :twisted:
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Quote by westerross
As a non-swinger you are at the more 'interesting' end of the spectrum if you are a single female and the other end if you are the male part of a couple.
Shit I've just depressed meself writing this! sad

Bollocks - If you ever become un-interesting Tune then it'll be snowing in hell. biggrin
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A big thank you to Kazswallows and Marcuso for slipping my name back on the list at the last moment. biggrin
So you're all going to have to put up with me again! lol :lol:
Roll on Saturday. :cheers:
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Quote by awol
Knowing I couldn’t swing with my partner (if I had one), do I have double standards if I meet with a couple?

I agree with all the replies above and that's why I don't think you'll have any problems here. You're female and it seems in SH all females are welcome whatever.
I'm actually waiting for the SH righteous to jump on you about your comment above saying NOOOO if you have a partner and he's not swinging (and doesn't know you're swinging - presuming that's what you meant by saying meeting a couple) you'd be an abominable cheat and not welcome here etc. etc. (just use the search button for cheat and you'll see).
So my question for you Onlyme (if you don't mind me asking) is if you were to have a vanilla partner would you tell him you would like come here to meet with couples?
I actually took it to mean that if she was swiging with a couple (Whilst single) but knew that she couldn't be a swinger if she had a partner would that mean she had double standards.
Maybe I am just optimistic but I assumed that she meant she wouldn't want to swing if she was with a serious partner - not that she would only swing behind his back.
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Quote by onlyme1981
My questions are:
Am I any less accepted/welcome on here because I couldn’t be a swinger if I had a partner?
No, peoples desires and intentions change all the time. Wanting to be a single swinger is not a bad thing.

Am I some sort of fraud because I’m only here for meeting people in a sexual sense while I’m single?
You are no fraud if you are being honest about what you want and how you feel. There are a lot of people on here who in the same boat.
If I meet a vanilla partner, will I still be accepted here just socially?
Of course, there are plenty of people who are an integral part of the site but either dont swing any more or never have swung.
Knowing I couldn’t swing with my partner (if I had one), do I have double standards if I meet with a couple?
Nope - Your standards are not their standards, if swinging as a couple makes them happy then being a part of that even though you wouldn't want to do it is not double standards.

Just my late night opinions, but I think anyone who is tolerant, friendly and looking open minded friendships is welcome here regardless of what they get up to behind closed doors (Or even open ones. :twisted: )
Roger.
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Quote by chris86
All a money making racket! I love it when an advert comes on the tv...*puts best narrator voice on*...."NEW to dvd, JAWS! See what you have never seen before on the tv or at the cinema. This new release comes with 10 minutes extra, an extended version of the classic. More human death than you could ever imagine in just ten extra minutes. You won't want to miss this! Out now for !"
Now i dont know if jaws has been re-released i was just using this as an example! :P

Click below to see the newest DVD release for Jaws. lol
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Quote by mistress_sassy
Angel, I have car and can drive, lets go pick uo a geek shall we. Okay you get Mon, Weds, Fri, and I get Tues, Thurs and Sat and we can just share on Sunday lol

Pick up more than one of us and you wont have to share. wink :thumbup:
You know it makes sense. :lol:
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Quote by jezzay
I'm with you Flapjack, I'm so with you. But....
It's that bit when you're saying " Oh mi god.. I'm so... oh...oh... I'm so close but i can't quite...."
And Mr Geek says "Well I can only suggest you switch it off and then switch it on again!!!!!"
Jezzay.
(Only teasing....)

I was thinking from the geek you would get "Relax babe, creating a fully cross-referenced computer database of every Star Trek character develops a wonderful combination of dextrous fingers and enormous patience" wink
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Quote by postie
I know I am sick but it is soooooo tempting to try it. lol

You, me and many others Roger :lol: ,
Perhaps a competition could be organised where we could fly our "models" against each other, hire an old hanger or summat :thumbup:
with different classes of aircraft etc
Single engine racing
double engine racing,
dog fighting,
barnstorming,
airobatics, the options are endless :grin: :grin:
or maybe in Blue Peter stylee we can make some fly-plane hangers from old shoe boxes, just cut out an arch shape on each end. Make a control tower out of an After-Eights box and an off cut of lino for a runway.
I'm going to enter my fly-plane in the "vintage" class... I have glued 3 flies to 3 matches and then glued them all together and painted them red, and to be known as Baron Richtofen's FLYing Circus :lol:
I am thinking of gluing some fleas to the base of mine - I can make a VTOL jet. :lol:
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