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rogerthedragon
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 50
Straight Female, 52
UK
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Sex God
Quote by postie
Do moths work for night flights? :twisted:
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They do, and even better, if you tie a tiny strip of white cloth around their heads, and set them off, they'll recreate the battle of Midway by making Kamikaze attacks on any vehicles passing your house
( if you listen really carefully you can actually hear them shouting - "Banzaiiiiiiii " as they fly in...)
OMG
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: That was a definate laughing out loud moment - I have visions of squadrons of flying insects being glued to matchsticks up and down the country.If you use a non-safety match and leave some of the sulfur on you can get a satisfying flaming effect after they crash into a wall. :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
Do moths work for night flights? :twisted:
Excellent post Dino - and I know I am sick but it is soooooo tempting to try it.
Excellent post Dino - and I know I am sick but it is soooooo tempting to try it.
Sex God
Well done flapjackboy, I owe you a drink for forwarding the cause of geeks and nerds the world over.
:thumbup:
:cheers:
Not that I would be included in that category for even a moment. 
:thumbup:
:cheers: Not that I would be included in that category for even a moment.
Sex God
Can you take me off the list please, I am not going to be able to make this after all.
Roger.
Roger.
Sex God
All I am going to say is WTF??
Why have you joined to post this?
To my mind this is a pointless post, we dont know you, you're not a swinger, we all know stuff like this happens.
You seem like someone with an axe to grind and in my opinion you should take it elsewhere!
Roger the Dragon.
Why have you joined to post this?
To my mind this is a pointless post, we dont know you, you're not a swinger, we all know stuff like this happens.
You seem like someone with an axe to grind and in my opinion you should take it elsewhere!
Roger the Dragon.
Sex God
I have a dragon on my shoulder which I like - I keep threatening to have my avatar done as a tattoo. (In the picture it is body paint courtesy of the lovely pebbles)
I personally like them but I know at least one lady who dislikes the idea of me having a large one done.
I personally like them but I know at least one lady who dislikes the idea of me having a large one done.
Sex God
Quote by da69ve
wishmaster
He's using the other site at the moment......thought his ban was only temp though?
Allegedly spotted in the chatroom so he may be back - however he did say he wouldn't be posting in the cafe any more.
Sex God
Quote by SXBOY
My worst line ever was to a friend at college - I convinced her it made more sense for the sun to come out at night when it was dark than during the day when it was light anyway. :twisted:
was she very very ugly ?
Nope just rather gulible.
Sex God
Quote by EagerSlut
New Record:
Does this mean I am an official long-stayer.
You are not applying Eager Logic to this game.
Well ok then, "long-stayer" maybe but try playing by Eager Rules. It's much harder!
:twisted:
:whistling:Ok how about then - see I can go for hair-trigger as well! :lol:
Sex God
My worst line ever was to a friend at college - I convinced her it made more sense for the sun to come out at night when it was dark than during the day when it was light anyway. :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by blueocean
Can't do much about the screams but at home if you stick a sponge on the back of your headboard it doesn't bang against your neighbours wall.
Marie
:idea: :idea: :idea: :idea:
Corks superglued to the headboard work well
Sex God
Quote by PeBbLeSDeMoN
It wasn't yeuuuuuuuuuch
ops: :oops: :oops:
ok I can lie and look innocent :angel:
You may be able to look innocent but I am rather doubtfull of how genuine that is.
:lol: Sex God
Quote by Darkfire
Sucked = Getting the biggest, sorest, most evil looking-slightly-resembling-Mount-Etna type spot (this is no ordinary zit) :twisted: on my friggin chin which effectively sees my social life nosediving again as I refuse to leave the house! - am being very liberal with the tea tree oil and TCP as we speak or the 5 said interviews aint happening either!
You should get a T-Shirt printed with "Don't look at my zit, my tits are down here!" :twisted: :twisted:
As for Rocked and Sucked: I suppose both the same - Work! Going pretty well but I would prefer a life of leisure.
Sex God
Quote by PeBbLeSDeMoN
her on top of can control it how far she wants it to go,if then she is "gagging" on her knees up to the
:oops: :oops: And I really shouldn't read about you thinking out load - especially late at night.
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
Neil is no longer in Leeds, so who is the imposter? :shock:
Maybe his computer was still in leeds - hence the access problem. :lol:
well yeah roger there is that. can't see the bloody monitor on this one from knottingley, but you've just planted the seeds of a cunning plan. i reckon if i get about 500 extension cables and a couple of network cards, i could probably cover the 12 miles or so and sort out that Internet Connection Sharing thingie now i've got this PC back up. all is not lost! !
:D :Dand ta for the hellos! hugs n kisses n manly handshakes all round! ;)
neil x x x ;)
I look forward to reports of a strange man buying up extension cables and laying them along the roadside! :lol:
I wonder if you bought enough cable this would be theroetically possible or whether there is a power loss effect somewhere if you try?
Sorry geek alert - enquiring mind mode still switched on.
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
Neil is no longer in Leeds, so who is the imposter? :shock:
Maybe his computer was still in leeds - hence the access problem. :lol:
Sex God
Welcome back mister Neil no longer in leeds. 
Hope you have better computer luck this time.
Hope you have better computer luck this time.
Sex God
I am going to confess to being a little bit confused by the fuss on this thread - the original meet therapiei had been invited to was a dogging one I think.
As far as I can tell it was a group meet already arranged and he was just going to be one of a number of guys watching/wanking?
I fail to see how his turning up or not really causes any problems for the couple showing.
It also to my mind smacks of naming and shaming - he hadn't posted in the dogging forum so whatever was arranged was private until it was posted about on here!
Roger the Dragon
Apologies if I have the wrong end of the stick as I am not really the dogging type.
As far as I can tell it was a group meet already arranged and he was just going to be one of a number of guys watching/wanking?
I fail to see how his turning up or not really causes any problems for the couple showing.
It also to my mind smacks of naming and shaming - he hadn't posted in the dogging forum so whatever was arranged was private until it was posted about on here!
Roger the Dragon
Apologies if I have the wrong end of the stick as I am not really the dogging type.
Sex God
Quote by MikeNorth
What do we want?
Verification
When do we want it?
Now!!!!
:twisted: :twisted:
That dragon should be fired!
53 pages, and I got the blame! :scared:
So it was your fault the first time was it? :twisted:
So are we having a verification system or not?
Sex God
What do we want?
Verification
When do we want it?
Now!!!!
:twisted: :twisted:
Verification
When do we want it?
Now!!!!
:twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by sheffieldfun4two
Attractive 40's couple (both straight), going to Libs on saturday night and would like to meet up with tall, attractive, fun single guys for MFMs.
I'm tall
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Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Maybe we could just have a system where people who were known to be genuine had some kind of mark beside their name? Rather than feedback just a COROBORATION system so new people knew who to trust?
Sorry for that Rodger, it's just that I hate to see a Man suffer at the hands of a female
LADIES :- Is that better for you now
: :P phredd
Don't worry Phredd - if the punishment is coming from Steph and Sarah I can cope. :wink:
Sex God
Maybe we could just have a system where people who were known to be genuine had some kind of mark beside their name? Rather than feedback just a verification system so new people knew who to trust?
Sex God
I have read this site before - a very interesting viewpoint on a major but now rarely thought about slice of history.
Roger the Dragon
Roger the Dragon
Sex God
Impressive as LadyFeeBee's pictures are I will have to vote for Sarah.
A classic avatar pic and that must be one happy butterfly.
A classic avatar pic and that must be one happy butterfly.
