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rozzski999
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 52
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Hi,
29 year old male here South London.
I am looking for a female tonight (Arn't we all) who loves to receive oral sex!
I did say receive yes!
Looking for someone to come round my place, lie down, and let me get to work, I cannot explain how much I love this, I sooo want it tonight so please help me out!
If you have had a hard day come and relax! I am NOT looking for anything back in return just to please you!
Get in touch, age/looks unimportant ladies only!!
29 year old male here South London.
I am looking for a female tonight (Arn't we all) who loves to receive oral sex!
I did say receive yes!
Looking for someone to come round my place, lie down, and let me get to work, I cannot explain how much I love this, I sooo want it tonight so please help me out!
If you have had a hard day come and relax! I am NOT looking for anything back in return just to please you!
Get in touch, age/looks unimportant ladies only!!
I have been on this site for over a year now and have had a few meets which have been great.
I am SICK of seeing men (even though I am one) wrute ads like :
Single man seeks fuck buddy tonight- very good looking!!
Are you NUTS!! Do you expect a reply!! It ANNOYS ME SO!!!!!!
So some hints and tips to help you out!
HINTS AND TIPS
Firstly you need to have a concept of how many replies a girl gets from this site. Whereas on any given day there are hundreds of "guys looking for girls", there are around a dozen "girls looking for guys", and half of them are clearly fakes. So it doesn't take a genius to work out that every ad in the girls section is going to get a whole lot of replies! Around 300 is not an exaggeration!
So, how do you make sure yours doesn't get deleted straight away?
1. Attach a photo! If a girl's got 300 guys to choose from, she's not going to choose one who can't even be bothered to send a picture. I know some of you say that you are sceptical of "photo collectors" and things, but you're just reducing your chances drastically by not attaching one. How does the girl know it's not *you* who is the photo collector!? Even if you genuinely don't have a photo with you cos you're at work or something, then wait before you write, cos she's going to take a while to get through her 300 replies, so it won't matter if yours arrives a few hours later! Don't bother explaining that you'll send one if she replies - because she won't!
2. Make the photo a good one! Some grainy photo taken from your mobile that looks like a mugshot is not going to make you look good next to the 200+ other photos she's got to look through. And we wanna see your face, at least, and maybe your body too, so there's no point sending a picture of you sunbathing in the distance with your cap on! If you can't be bothered getting a good photo, she's going to wonder whether you're going to be bothered to do other stuff!
3. Respond in kind to the ad you're replying to. Take note of the way she has written her ad - that will give you a good idea of what she is expecting back. If her ad is well punctuated and the spelling is correct, then make sure yours is too - she's educated so she's unlikely to respond to you if you sound like an imbecile. Tell her why you liked her ad. If she's written a genuine ad and explained that she wants a "friendly, fun, professional guy", she's hardly going to be impressed with a one liner that says: "You sound hot. Call me if you want to see my 8" cock." Of course, if she asks you to describe what you'll do to her - do it! In any event, write more than a few lines - don't forget you're competing with 200 other guys here!
4. Don't waste her time or yours by responding if you don't fit the criteria. If she's taken the time to specify criteria, it's because those things are important to her - she's not going to let it go just for you. OK, if she's said "age 25-32" and you're 33, that's fine. But if you're in your 40s or 50s, don't bother!
5. Don't ask to see a photo in your first reply. If she replies to you (if you're lucky enough!), of course she'll attach a photo! On the off-chance that she doesn't, you can ask for one then. Asking right off makes you seem shallow and looks-obsessed (which you might be, but pretend you're not for at least a minute!)
6. Don't just cut and paste your stock-standard response, or even your own ad. The most impressive replies are the ones that are clearly written in response to the ad and mention the things in it. She'll be pleased that you took the time to write directly to her.
7. Don't stalk her! If she hasn't responded it's because she's chosen one of the other 300 replies. She's not going to change her mind if you email her five more times in one day.
Thats my advice- take it or leave it but PLEASE NO ONE LINERS!!!!!
Matx
I am SICK of seeing men (even though I am one) wrute ads like :
Single man seeks fuck buddy tonight- very good looking!!
Are you NUTS!! Do you expect a reply!! It ANNOYS ME SO!!!!!!
So some hints and tips to help you out!
HINTS AND TIPS
Firstly you need to have a concept of how many replies a girl gets from this site. Whereas on any given day there are hundreds of "guys looking for girls", there are around a dozen "girls looking for guys", and half of them are clearly fakes. So it doesn't take a genius to work out that every ad in the girls section is going to get a whole lot of replies! Around 300 is not an exaggeration!
So, how do you make sure yours doesn't get deleted straight away?
1. Attach a photo! If a girl's got 300 guys to choose from, she's not going to choose one who can't even be bothered to send a picture. I know some of you say that you are sceptical of "photo collectors" and things, but you're just reducing your chances drastically by not attaching one. How does the girl know it's not *you* who is the photo collector!? Even if you genuinely don't have a photo with you cos you're at work or something, then wait before you write, cos she's going to take a while to get through her 300 replies, so it won't matter if yours arrives a few hours later! Don't bother explaining that you'll send one if she replies - because she won't!
2. Make the photo a good one! Some grainy photo taken from your mobile that looks like a mugshot is not going to make you look good next to the 200+ other photos she's got to look through. And we wanna see your face, at least, and maybe your body too, so there's no point sending a picture of you sunbathing in the distance with your cap on! If you can't be bothered getting a good photo, she's going to wonder whether you're going to be bothered to do other stuff!
3. Respond in kind to the ad you're replying to. Take note of the way she has written her ad - that will give you a good idea of what she is expecting back. If her ad is well punctuated and the spelling is correct, then make sure yours is too - she's educated so she's unlikely to respond to you if you sound like an imbecile. Tell her why you liked her ad. If she's written a genuine ad and explained that she wants a "friendly, fun, professional guy", she's hardly going to be impressed with a one liner that says: "You sound hot. Call me if you want to see my 8" cock." Of course, if she asks you to describe what you'll do to her - do it! In any event, write more than a few lines - don't forget you're competing with 200 other guys here!
4. Don't waste her time or yours by responding if you don't fit the criteria. If she's taken the time to specify criteria, it's because those things are important to her - she's not going to let it go just for you. OK, if she's said "age 25-32" and you're 33, that's fine. But if you're in your 40s or 50s, don't bother!
5. Don't ask to see a photo in your first reply. If she replies to you (if you're lucky enough!), of course she'll attach a photo! On the off-chance that she doesn't, you can ask for one then. Asking right off makes you seem shallow and looks-obsessed (which you might be, but pretend you're not for at least a minute!)
6. Don't just cut and paste your stock-standard response, or even your own ad. The most impressive replies are the ones that are clearly written in response to the ad and mention the things in it. She'll be pleased that you took the time to write directly to her.
7. Don't stalk her! If she hasn't responded it's because she's chosen one of the other 300 replies. She's not going to change her mind if you email her five more times in one day.
Thats my advice- take it or leave it but PLEASE NO ONE LINERS!!!!!
Matx
I am down in London today from 8pm onwards (cannot accom). I am desperate to give a woman oral sex- dont want anything back just want to give. Age looks not to importannt.
If you fancy a bit of please IM me! I will be checking my mail at 9pm-I can travel.
Bit about me, white male (30 years old, slim build, dark brown hair,green eyes.
Looking to meet someone who is open minded, sexy and looking to have some no strings fun! I am not looking for love, been there done that now looking to enjoy myself for a while !
So what do I enjoy- everything I think! I am a highly sexed person and love to have sex or games at any time of the day!
I love, and I mean love to give a woman oral sex, I can do it for as long as you want and really do enjoy it! So if you like oral sex contact me!
I cannot accom but can help with costs etc.
If you fancy a bit of please IM me! I will be checking my mail at 9pm-I can travel.
Bit about me, white male (30 years old, slim build, dark brown hair,green eyes.
Looking to meet someone who is open minded, sexy and looking to have some no strings fun! I am not looking for love, been there done that now looking to enjoy myself for a while !
So what do I enjoy- everything I think! I am a highly sexed person and love to have sex or games at any time of the day!
I love, and I mean love to give a woman oral sex, I can do it for as long as you want and really do enjoy it! So if you like oral sex contact me!
I cannot accom but can help with costs etc.
Any females free this evening or night or tomorrow day.
Colchester male, white, 28 years, good looking looking for a female I can GIVE oral to!
Not bothered about getting anything back, just love to give oral and want some tonight!
So, if you are from Colchester or nearby get in touch.
I can travel but cannot accom.
Cheers!
Colchester male, white, 28 years, good looking looking for a female I can GIVE oral to!
Not bothered about getting anything back, just love to give oral and want some tonight!
So, if you are from Colchester or nearby get in touch.
I can travel but cannot accom.
Cheers!
Hi,
I am down in London next week Mon/Tue/Wednesday around the Putney Kingston area (Or A3).
I am free form 8pm onwwards and am looking for some special fun!..
Here goes.....I love, and I mean love to give a woman oral sex,so thats what I am looking at doing, turn up at your place, have some fun and go!
I am not looking for anything in return, I can do it for as long as you want and leave!
Perfect, we are all happy!
PM me for details!
I am down in London next week Mon/Tue/Wednesday around the Putney Kingston area (Or A3).
I am free form 8pm onwwards and am looking for some special fun!..
Here goes.....I love, and I mean love to give a woman oral sex,so thats what I am looking at doing, turn up at your place, have some fun and go!
I am not looking for anything in return, I can do it for as long as you want and leave!
Perfect, we are all happy!
PM me for details!
Please read this ad from the millions you have received!!
Bit about me, white male (pic enclosed), 30 years old, slim build, dark brown hair,green eyes.
Looking to meet someone who is open minded, sexy and looking to have some no strings fun! I am not looking for love, been there done that no looking to enjoy myself for a while !
So what do I enjoy- everything I think! I am a highly sexed person and love to have sex or games at any time of the day!
I love, and I mean love to give a woman oral sex, I can do it for as long as you want and really do enjoy it! So if you like oral sex contact me!
I amin Colchester but cannot accomodate but can help with any costs etc towards hotels.
So if this sounds like fun to you get in touch.
Thanks for reading the ad.
Mat
Bit about me, white male (pic enclosed), 30 years old, slim build, dark brown hair,green eyes.
Looking to meet someone who is open minded, sexy and looking to have some no strings fun! I am not looking for love, been there done that no looking to enjoy myself for a while !
So what do I enjoy- everything I think! I am a highly sexed person and love to have sex or games at any time of the day!
I love, and I mean love to give a woman oral sex, I can do it for as long as you want and really do enjoy it! So if you like oral sex contact me!
I amin Colchester but cannot accomodate but can help with any costs etc towards hotels.
So if this sounds like fun to you get in touch.
Thanks for reading the ad.
Mat
Looking for females to meet this Wed or Thur PM to let me go down on them for as long as they like, South London area and I can accomodate.
My AD is below for those intrested.
Merry XMAS
Bit about me..........
White male, 30 years, 507 tall, slim build, short brown hair green eyes and good looking.
New to the swinging scene but have met one female off the net which was great!
I am into most things but really love, and I mean love, giving a woman oral sex! I love it and can do it for ages- cannot stress how much I like to do this!
I am open minded and willing to try most things but most of all looking for someone who I can be safe with and who I can share some great times with!
Now looking for my first MMF experience!
Pic for yours.
Matx
My AD is below for those intrested.
Merry XMAS
Bit about me..........
White male, 30 years, 507 tall, slim build, short brown hair green eyes and good looking.
New to the swinging scene but have met one female off the net which was great!
I am into most things but really love, and I mean love, giving a woman oral sex! I love it and can do it for ages- cannot stress how much I like to do this!
I am open minded and willing to try most things but most of all looking for someone who I can be safe with and who I can share some great times with!
Now looking for my first MMF experience!
Pic for yours.
Matx
Hi,
Colchester area looking for a female who I can give oral to!
Do not want anything in return (unless you want to), I love giving oral, really love it and can do it for as long as you want.
So if you want to enjoy yourself and have a bit of fun drop me an email.
Pic for yours.
Avaliable all day so get in touch!!!!!!!!!!!1
Mat
Colchester area looking for a female who I can give oral to!
Do not want anything in return (unless you want to), I love giving oral, really love it and can do it for as long as you want.
So if you want to enjoy yourself and have a bit of fun drop me an email.
Pic for yours.
Avaliable all day so get in touch!!!!!!!!!!!1
Mat
