A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with john and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and with John, I'll be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so John can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get know your grand children. Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
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rusty2001
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 68
0 miles · Greater Manchester
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Warming the Bed
A wife is laying in bed reading a book. In walks her husband carrying a sheep. He says, "this is the cow that I make love to when you have a headache." The wife says, "if you weren't such a fucking idiot, you would realize that's not a cow; it's a sheep!" The husband replies, "if you weren't such a self-centered bitch, you would realize that I was talking to the sheep!"
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Sorryabout that mal609 I won’t mention violence or vigilante groups again
I was just annoyed at the time and wanted to warn people. I now read through the threads it seam to be one of the hazards of dogging I did report the incident to a police car on the road he seemed more interested in my front light not working they sympathized with me and would investigate, its not the police at fault, I still Have my health unlike the poor chap in Salford, the car I can fix
On the way home avoiding that junction I notice they where still there
Thanks for replying to my rant this is the first peace of writhing I have ever written moor than two syllables since hi school dose it show, at last I find what a computer should be used for, sadly next week it goes back and mine is in pieces
I will buy a new one until then thank you for allowing me on here
Please excuse any mistakes I will get better as time goes on
With my best friend “wordâ€
I was just annoyed at the time and wanted to warn people. I now read through the threads it seam to be one of the hazards of dogging I did report the incident to a police car on the road he seemed more interested in my front light not working they sympathized with me and would investigate, its not the police at fault, I still Have my health unlike the poor chap in Salford, the car I can fix
On the way home avoiding that junction I notice they where still there
Thanks for replying to my rant this is the first peace of writhing I have ever written moor than two syllables since hi school dose it show, at last I find what a computer should be used for, sadly next week it goes back and mine is in pieces
I will buy a new one until then thank you for allowing me on here
Please excuse any mistakes I will get better as time goes on
With my best friend “wordâ€
Warming the Bed
Hi everybody.If you’re out and about in Bolton.
Just little word of warning.
I am relatively new to dogging and was excited about the prospect of getting laid.
On the bank holiday night on my way to entwisle from rivington driving calmly and as I was passing the little lake just before the long lay-by, you know the one
As I Slowly drove past the opening for the lane about three youths in huddys shouting and screaming obscenity is ran out and started kicking my car .that put the fear of god up me i can tell you , drove off at a rate of knots nearly crashing the car
On checking the damage I now need a new wing and door of witch of my garage has quoted £300. For.
Why aren’t the police stopping this kind of antisocial behaviour of thugs & vandals who think it to terrify the elderly and innocent the and get away with it
I say we should gang up and kick the $?@**T out of them .
But then we would be the ones in jail as if the police need another excuse,
Then we are no better than those who do this sort of thing and keep getting away with it
Right getting off my soap box now and wash my car with tears
just be safe
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