Hi not been on for while but this is my most memorable
On the hard shoulder of the M6 at Preston ,the car had stopped,and while Waiting for the mechanic i got busy with my girlfriend as i came I looked up only to see a face stirring back at me through the window, the traffic police !!!oops!!!
don't know who was more surprised, me seeing him or him seeing my cum face
Think it's been on tv.
Bolton bus station 3:00 in the afternoon
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rusty2001
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 68
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Quote by pebble
The reason that you cannot have "no whispers" in the room title is that it is not a site rule, as there is a facility to block whispers now.
I am sorry but this makes little sense. I could start a room called "random chat no wanking" - even though there is no site rule against it! By the same token, if I wanted to encourage whispers (as in "random talk whispers welcome") I am also not allowed to do that. In the smaller rooms especially you often see the keyholder leaving a line saying "Welcome, feel free to whisper" or something to that effect.
And yes Ian I have been tempted to add "wh1spers" (which still works, btw), but I am too obedient
Now curious to know what other words are disallowed! (And why).[/quotIan I’m also curious to know what words are band,
tell us more please
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I agree with you all,
Being it’s a US based drug company it will be expensive so won’t be dispensed freely on the NHS,
Some parties are actually requesting this drug is not approved,
It’s still not a cure just merely prevention, and might lead some into a false sense of security.
For now will stick with safer sex
:giveup:
Being it’s a US based drug company it will be expensive so won’t be dispensed freely on the NHS,
Some parties are actually requesting this drug is not approved,
It’s still not a cure just merely prevention, and might lead some into a false sense of security.
For now will stick with safer sex
:giveup:
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found this on web
It was announced today that the Drug Truvada which can prevent HIV infection in healthy humans has been cleared for use in the US by a team of medical experts
Clinical trials begin in the UK in the Autumn
some people are asking if it's available ,,will it make you more promiscuous
:swingingchair:
It was announced today that the Drug Truvada which can prevent HIV infection in healthy humans has been cleared for use in the US by a team of medical experts
Clinical trials begin in the UK in the Autumn
some people are asking if it's available ,,will it make you more promiscuous
:swingingchair:
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But seriously
Think it fair to say that the person or persons would be rather be addressed to the sex they dress as, or feel who they are inside then selves, rather than the true sex that they were born with,. Nobody want to be in situation that embarrassing or upsetting to either party
Do the people in this gender feel they need a separate icon?
Think it fair to say that the person or persons would be rather be addressed to the sex they dress as, or feel who they are inside then selves, rather than the true sex that they were born with,. Nobody want to be in situation that embarrassing or upsetting to either party
Do the people in this gender feel they need a separate icon?
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Quote by skinny
I've said to a girl "I'm writin' a novel based on my life story, do you want to be in it?"
Think I've used so many, often said to an extremely beautiful woman "if you play your cards right you might get to take me out sometime"
one that worked a treat was while approaching a bar I saw a girl about to go in and stopped her..I said "let's not go in there and have the same old same old weekend, come with me, let's go to Paris."
You smooth talker you,
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Cheesy Chat up lines
Do they work?
If so what is the best and worst chat up line you have heard
Here are a couple to start you off,,,
If being sexy was a crime, you would be guilty as charged!
My friends bet me I couldn't start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. So how about we go buy some drinks with their money?
:swingingchair:
Do they work?
If so what is the best and worst chat up line you have heard
Here are a couple to start you off,,,
If being sexy was a crime, you would be guilty as charged!
My friends bet me I couldn't start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. So how about we go buy some drinks with their money?
:swingingchair:
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There is a factory in eastern Wisconsin that manufactures the 'Tickle Me Elmo' Toys. In case you didnt know,
the toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Angie is hired at the tickle me elmo factory and reports for her first day at 8:00am.
The next day at 8:45M there is a knock at the personnel manager's door.
The foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.
He complains she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backed up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
the production manager decides to see this for himself, so the two men march down to the factory floor.
When the two men get down there, the line is so backed up there are tickle me elmo's all over the factory floor and they are really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands Angie surrounded by mountains of tickle me elmos.
She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The 3 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the package between elmos legs.
The personnel manager burst into laughter.
After several momente of hysterics, he pulls himself together and approches Angie
"Im sorry" he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face" But I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday....
""Your job was to give elmo two test tickles."
the toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Angie is hired at the tickle me elmo factory and reports for her first day at 8:00am.
The next day at 8:45M there is a knock at the personnel manager's door.
The foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.
He complains she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backed up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
the production manager decides to see this for himself, so the two men march down to the factory floor.
When the two men get down there, the line is so backed up there are tickle me elmo's all over the factory floor and they are really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands Angie surrounded by mountains of tickle me elmos.
She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The 3 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the package between elmos legs.
The personnel manager burst into laughter.
After several momente of hysterics, he pulls himself together and approches Angie
"Im sorry" he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face" But I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday....
""Your job was to give elmo two test tickles."
