Scrumcioussue's Forum Posts

6 Jun 2004

Pmsl :shock: thats the keyboard almost knackered now :shock: it would of been ok if i hadnt been drinking me coffee at the time of reading the post.
That ones got to be a classic i just wish i'd of seen the coppers face at the time. biggrin

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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3 Jun 2004

OK OK Im not that slow on the uptake thanks for the answers guys......
And Yes I can see your points I had thought of those outcomes but wasnt too sure of what a guy thought.
As for the Greedy Girls Nights you all have me intrigued Im gonna have to show
Simon this thread and see what he thinks.
OOOOOOO the thought of all that lovely protien its enough to make the juices flow from all holes :twisted: :twisted:

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3 Jun 2004

Hmmmmmm come to think of it :idea: now I know why I stuck to horse riding until my early 20's and managed to stay a virgin till then :shock: the horses where a safe bet they coulndnt get me in trouble lol redface

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Unfortunately for me I turned 23 and all hell broke loose biggrin

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1 Jun 2004

with the interest of all the lovely ladies on here.
Could you guys explain why you enjoy it so much. The better half also enjoys this too but he's never given me a clear answer when I'v asked him about it. Iis there one :shock:
hat coat gone

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31 May 2004

:shock: misschief shame on you, such fickle things to buy when you have the money rolleyes

I forgot to mention that the house I'd be buying would also have many acres of land with it. I do happen to have 3 young boys, and whats the point of having all that dosh if not to have some fun with flipa

Quad bikes for Si and the kids and I'll settle for a couple of horses. Ta

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31 May 2004

Hmmmmm lets see now.
1) Pay off all mine and simons debts :shock:
2) Buy a house
3) Set up trust funds for each of the kids so god forbid anything should happen to me they'd be ok.
4) Set up some form of business I think this would be Simons department rolleyes

5) Live much the same as now but with no financial worries biggrin

I know it sounds boring but other than money and security issues I quite like my life at the moment and hope it continues.
PS. No. 6) Would be to install a nanny/ au pair to look after the kids to give me some time off :D to enjoy with Simon cool

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27 May 2004

Ermmmm just a thought didnt i see somewhere that Kinky lizard was going on his jollies ie: hols. :shock: this may answer for his disappearance from here confused

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26 May 2004

Im with you Heather, introduced the beads first but then got persuaded to purchase a much loved butt plug by Simon. You just cant beat a DP first thing in the morning last thing at night a swift half hour here and there during the day. redface

Its all his fault :shock: honest everyone Simon got me hooked and its even better when he's over to play :twisted: :twisted:

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26 May 2004

Hi and :welcome: to the nuthouse, have fun and enjoy yourself :cheers:

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24 May 2004

hmmmmmmm little shy on this one as me boobs appear to be odd :shock: :shock: the right one appears to be way bigger than the left from certain angles redface

although simon seems to think they're very nice.
just goes to show everyone knows im right handed now lol biggrin

i'll have to see if i can dig up a decent piccy of the boobs and leave you lot to judge confused

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24 May 2004

:shock: I couldnt miss out on a chance of competition so with simons permission here is our offering surprised

ops: :oops:
I do hope it doesnt shut the system down confused

:?
Sue

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22 May 2004

Hi Mischief,
Like you I'm bloody useless when it comes to remembering things times places to be in fact everything. Tried loads and loads of different ways of combating it and I think I have succeeded. biggrin

Easiest thing in the world really, I write down everything on a piece of paper and I'm that worried about losing it that I keep a constant check on where Iv put it.
I didnt really think it would work but sub conciously its in the back of my mind that I must not lose this paper at all.
Hate to say it but its worked for two months now my family and the other half cant believe that I dont forget anything anymore.
Also taken to loggin all phone calls to do with utility queries puttin time and date and a basic round up of what was said.
Although this seems to easy to believe it works honest injun I promise and dont cost hardly nowt :D
Hope you manage to sort yourself out as I know what a pain in the neck it can be and embarrassing too..
Sue xx

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11 May 2004

My two penneth worth, when you decide what make and model look for a forum online and talk to folk that already own a car like that. They'll be able to tell you the good the bad and the ugly sides of the relevant model and may save a lot of heart ache as well as giving you more ideas on things to look out for. :shock: Just a thought but i can bet it would help. biggrin

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10 May 2004

Jeez guys you certainly know how to brighten a lass's day up. And as for davej your sick lol fancy wanting to waste a mcflurry like that Id much rather lick it off then offer to shave you afterwards. lol

Im sure the girlies on here would agree with me .

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6 May 2004

Hmmmmmmm Iv loaded re-loaded and then some I'll be fooked if I know how it works.... Nice to know Im not the only dumbo on here. Cant even say its coz im blonde coz Im not confused

I give up its all getting a little too much for me now... Time to withdraw and think I believe biggrin

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13 Apr 2004

It turned out to be a miserable easter for me unfortunately, as the other half and i decided to call it quits. Only one more memorable event to get over this month now sad

and thats my birthday. Doesnt look like i'll be having much fun then either dunno

Not to worry Im sure I'll survive.
The kids enjoyed the choccy eggs anyway biggrin

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10 Apr 2004

guess we are wasting our time as usual but....any couples up for dogging tonight rolleyes

we are in bucks, our ad is 59053
dont expect we will get a reply :roll: but its worth a try :shock:

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9 Apr 2004

Why do poeple on here flaff about so much?
you make contact with them or they make contact with you..
you discuss meeting up etc after a few pm's or emails back and forth..then you dont hear from then again mad

maybe other people have nothing better to do with there time than just flaffing about, but for us it involves baby sitters, arranging all the bits and bobs..only to be blown out at the lat minute by the silence mode or just not about mode..damm rude we think :x and seriously getting on my tits!..(i wish lol)
oh well another wasted evening in front of the tv (viewing type!)
rolleyes

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9 Apr 2004

pm sent

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5 Apr 2004

Mmmmmmmmm Mr tongue I'd like to know when Im gonna get a whippin from your tongue that avatar drives me nuts :shock: Sue.
Sorry for hijackin didnt mean it honest hope you sort the virus thingy out biggrin

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3 Apr 2004

hi all
well we went out to the local dogging site 2 weeks ago and no one was there rolleyes

went again last nightand there was one car there with a guy in it
we started playing hoping the guy would come over and the fuzz pull into the car park :shock:
so clothes back on quick time and back home..undogged yet again :roll:
is it always this hard?
people seem to put up "dogging tonight" posts, but then never reply to pm's or emails?
all seems like a lot of hard work for nothing really as we always seem to come back here for a romp anyway..so whats the point in wassting time and going "dogging"?

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28 Mar 2004

I have a shower smile

but unfortunately its still in the shed disconnected from when I moved sad

however I also have in full working order a wonderful long deep bath and an extremly good hot water boiler.. Maybe I can entice some nice gent to instal my shower and tile the bathroom at the same time wink

then i'll have a choice.

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24 Mar 2004

my most amusing moment occured when the other half forgot to scrub his fingers, after making a rather yummy curry. Needless to say later in the midst of passion and fingers finding there way into certain places I was left with a red hot hole and a rather crimson face. I was also half stoned at the time and couldnt get up to go and cool down. :shock:

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24 Mar 2004

When you wake up open the dresser drawer and sit eyes still closed and empty yer bladder :shock:

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24 Mar 2004

Lucky you Helen I seem to have lost the ability too dream its been yonks since my last one. And even in that one I only had the pleasure of strangling the kids. :shock:
I love em all really. kiss

Sue

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21 Mar 2004

I was woken up at 10am bless the little sods thought my luck was in and a cup of coffee in the offering.
But as usual nothing another mothers day and no form of recognition.
Serves me right for having 3 boys doesnt it.
Hope eveyone elses fared better. Take care Sue xx

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21 Mar 2004

Hi, My Wabbits on its last legs too :cry: so any further info on the best would be mucho appreciated biggrin

Sue xxx

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20 Mar 2004

Hi Alex
Me thinks a visit to see my sister may be on the cards later in the year in that case. We dont seem to get the markets down here like up there.
Mind you have to admit sexy undies have never been a factor with me until just lately, I spent too long acting the tomboy me thinks.
Thanks for the info
Sue

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19 Mar 2004

Hi this is the Sue of simon & sue and to be honest from what iv read on the forums here i think your all completly stark raving bonkers :silly: just like me rotflmao

its so nice to think we're mixing with the normal folk of this world kiss

PS Alex prey do tell where do you purchase such becomming outfits Im from up near you originally and do tend to visit at least once a year biggrin

Sue

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19 Mar 2004

:shock:
To right I am lol

must be all that protien folk keep offering me yummmy blast

every yours
Sue xx

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