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secksy_cpl
1 week ago
Straight Male, 60
Straight Female, 62
0 miles · Tyne and Wear
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Sexpert
Boiled eggs
Mine have to be runny so i can dip my soldiers in
The funniest reply i,ve heard is....................hatched lol
Mr Secksy
Mine have to be runny so i can dip my soldiers in
The funniest reply i,ve heard is....................hatched lol
Mr Secksy
Sexpert
party poker is a good site. u do have to downliad the software but u can play for free
Sexpert
Well I guess most ppl on here will be going to at least one over the holidays.
So does everyone else have the same problem we have with them
, that is once we,ve had a few drinks and the juices are flowing you start looking at ppl in a different way. At a vanilla party or even just out in the town for a few drinks, you chat to ppl and notice the way they look at you,(the glint in there eyes) the way they talk to you,(the surgestivness and tone in there voice) there body language (being defensive or open to you). At a club or "gathering of perverts off here" :grin: you know the score and get stuck in or make your excuses.
That,s where the problem starts because in a "vanilla environment" how do you broach the subject of getting them into your bed without getting slapped. We,ve been in this situation a few times and never had the bottle to just ask them.
Getting a "vanilla" into bed with both of us has to be #1 on my to do list for 2010
This is Mr writing but am sure Mrs will agree
K & W
xxx
So does everyone else have the same problem we have with them
, that is once we,ve had a few drinks and the juices are flowing you start looking at ppl in a different way. At a vanilla party or even just out in the town for a few drinks, you chat to ppl and notice the way they look at you,(the glint in there eyes) the way they talk to you,(the surgestivness and tone in there voice) there body language (being defensive or open to you). At a club or "gathering of perverts off here" :grin: you know the score and get stuck in or make your excuses.That,s where the problem starts because in a "vanilla environment" how do you broach the subject of getting them into your bed without getting slapped. We,ve been in this situation a few times and never had the bottle to just ask them.
Getting a "vanilla" into bed with both of us has to be #1 on my to do list for 2010
This is Mr writing but am sure Mrs will agree
K & W
xxx
Sexpert
I hate it when ppl ask "are you seeing a psychologist?" .. it often comes up in conversations I have with strangers ... I find it extremely intrusive!
Mrs Secksy
Mrs Secksy
Sexpert
Quote by brucie
this is a question i get asked by people who i barely know. the minute i mention i was in the army and saw active service. i find it very intrusive.
what do you not like being asked?
then why say it?
mrs secksy
it often comes up in conversation. i dont walk around in fatigues and and make it the first thing known about me. doesnt make it ok to ask a stranger a personal question,.
how can you happen to mention you were in the army and saw active service if you're talking to a stranger??!! It's not really the sort of thing that comes up in conversation with strangers.
Sexpert
Quote by brucie
this is a question i get asked by people who i barely know. the minute i mention i was in the army and saw active service. i find it very intrusive.
what do you not like being asked?
then why say it?
mrs secksy
Sexpert
was a really good nite, nice to see everyone :cheers:
the tattoo had an airing
(not for the first time)
i vaugely remember kissing a few ppl
and wot a fantastic arse Hot has :grin:
the conversation was interesting lol the detailed description on rimming
the tattoo had an airing
(not for the first time)i vaugely remember kissing a few ppl
and wot a fantastic arse Hot has :grin:
the conversation was interesting lol the detailed description on rimming
Sexpert
Quote by Panda2008
We would like to come too . can you send us the details ...
How will we know the others?
Advice would be good ,, thanks .
just look for the weird bunch in the corner
Sexpert
Quote by Panda2008
We would like to come too . can you send us the details ...
How will we know the others?
Advice would be good ,, thanks .
just look for the weird bunch in the corner
Sexpert
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers and Sawyer from Lost .... yum :twisted:
Mrs Secksy
Mrs Secksy
Sexpert
The first trilogoy in the True Blood series
seems quite good, aint watched it on the telly yet
seems quite good, aint watched it on the telly yet
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Last year i had to have an operation on my leg (not going into details)and was off work for 6 weeks. The forms I had to fill in were unbelievable, the outcome being I could only claim incapacity benefit to the grand total of £118:06. This was to cover the WHOLE of the 6 weeks. If I hadn't needed the money I would have told them where to shove it.
It gets right up my nose the fact that these "scummers" have never worked, dont intend to work and know how to screw the system for every last penny.
It gets right up my nose the fact that these "scummers" have never worked, dont intend to work and know how to screw the system for every last penny.
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A nice ice cold bottle of cava - but only when it's half price at Sainsbury's 
Mrs Secksy
Mrs Secksy
Sexpert
Maybe it should be phrased as "A wide range of ages, sizes and looks are attractive and sexy to me and your personality will outweigh almost all physical attibutes."
nicely put lol
nicely put lol
Sexpert
we,ll not for us lol
i got a new job
and we doubled our money at the casino
i got a new job
and we doubled our money at the casino
Sexpert
I'm sick of having the same things for dinner week in, week out. If I see another plate of spag bol in the near future I'm gonna scream! We go shopping and put the same things in the trolley every time, it's doing my head in.
And no Mr Secksy I don't want southern fried chicken, caesar salad and a nice breeeeaaaaaddd!!!
And no Mr Secksy I don't want southern fried chicken, caesar salad and a nice breeeeaaaaaddd!!!
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A single guy who knows how to flirt! I need the flirty stuff before the sex stuff! Surely it's not that difficult?
Mrs Secksy
Mrs Secksy
