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sercher01
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 61
0 miles · Winsford

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Quote by naughtyangel247
ooooo i been promised breakfast in bed
nice sausage sandwich plssssssssss biggrin :D :D

mmmmmmmmmmm
now how can i say no to a breakfast like that wink
Quote by jaymar
Im here wave
But I have seen a marked decline in “ funny” posts over the last 3 or 4 month’s . as I come on to have a giggle with you lot it’s kind of stunted my post’s really. I did try 2 or 3 weeks ago to bring some humour back into the forum , it worked for all of 1 night . I put pic’s in the “ film caption comp” every so often but people don’t seem to go for it anymore dunno
Still like being here though . think we just need to get are sense of fun back that’s all :thumbup:
and my " shag me" PM's have been few and fare between too Dark :cry: :grin:

and you are still as sexy as hell! wink redface
surprisedops: :oops: :oops: thanx hun :wink:
an whats with the " pink and fluffy " Darkfire avatar today??????????? :shock:
Dark you not feeling well hun ? :giggle:
Quote by Ukwineman
hey searcher can you send any of your interviees over to me as im need of the same thing altough i am younger than you :giggle:

i think its the expirience there after m8 :giggle:
there maybe snow on he roof but theres still fire in the harth wink
Im here wave
But I have seen a marked decline in “ funny” posts over the last 3 or 4 month’s . as I come on to have a giggle with you lot it’s kind of stunted my post’s really. I did try 2 or 3 weeks ago to bring some humour back into the forum , it worked for all of 1 night . I put pic’s in the “ film caption comp” every so often but people don’t seem to go for it anymore dunno
Still like being here though . think we just need to get are sense of fun back that’s all :thumbup:
and my " shag me" PM's have been few and fare between too Dark :cry: :grin:
I got bored and was looking for the first ever post on SH . rolleyes
I came across this and as SH is about to start its “own” mag I thought id bump it and see what happens ? wink
edit: how posting stiles have changed and one bit where " descretion " dosent seem to have been observed :shock: :giggle: come on you old swingers get remanising :wink:
I was reading an article last year about the polar ice cap . specifically the north pole .
Apparently 15 years ago you could walk to the north pole , now you have to take a ship 200 miles before you hit the ice ? :shock:
Also they said that a polar bear and her cub had been seen not 5 miles from the actual north pole . this had never been seen as there main food is seal and the ice is to thick for them to make air holes to breath dunno
They concluded that the ice must have been thin enough for the seal’s as the bear was hunting there with its cub :shock:
Bit worrying don’t you think ?

the Canadian Rockie's just coming into Rockie Mountain House taken out of the back of an army 4tonner at 30ish mph rolleyes
hope you like them wink
i got some more some where but there so old i cant find them at the mo :roll:
Quote by lilacgem

Does enjoying geeky things automatically make a person less likely to get laid, or what?
Discuss...
::runs away::

Nah Sercher01 does ok G:eeek:
bolt wink kiss
smackbottom
Ok for quantity but quality I don’t get very often !
Lilacgem my room this instant young lady ( bloody G :eeek: how dare you ) ill put star trek on for you hun hump :grin: :giggle:
try this hump and some of this blast
and some of this 69position
and if your still bored you know where my PM box is :grin: wink
you lot just havent taken this thread to hart have you rolleyes
you try your bloody best to get some comic relife in the bloody forum :roll:
i dont bloody know dunno
:giggle: wink
Quote by cummon
Just wondering on this one, how many guys who use SH are actually looking for a partner? ie someone to settle down with? Girls too for that matter?
S & S

i am , a swinging partner that is . and if you go to my sig and press the "DONT CLICK HERE" bit you will see the post on it
iv not hidden that im after a partner cool
Quote by dambuster

LP that would be " Def, Dike" btw rolleyes wink lol

Or . . . .
in slow time . . . .
Luff. . . Bite. . . Luff. . . Bite. . . Luff
Them were t' days, Lad rotflmao
Get on parade !!!!!!! ( 13 ,14 . 1’2 )
Present arms ( 1 2/3 1 2/3 1 )
( regulation pores of “tup/ tree “)
When Bodiciea was Coronal- in- chief
And Centurion and Chieftain where rank’s not Tank’s sillyullupsandbagemot: :swinglanternemot: :rotflmao: :giggle:
Im still sat on my hands for this one at the mo . I can see the for’s and agin’s
But as im working tonight ill have to put something in tomorrow
just wanted you to know im reading this
:gagged:
Edit: oops! nealy forgot redface
LP that would be " Def, Dike" btw rolleyes wink lol
No! sorry nothing to do with boob’s ( but if you want to post them in here be my guest wink )
This is a spin off from the “ morphing “ thread .
People that look or looked good as a couple. Famous people and people off here . past and present in other words they may or may not still be together but they did look good when they where
My list
HLB & Dammy
Fire & stormy
WRATS
Vicky_uk & Bazza64
Tony & sherry Blair
My Mum & Dad
Queen Victoria & Prince Albert
Anthony & Cleopatra
Just a few to give you the jist of the thread .you could even put people you think would look good together
So ! what’s your list ? :thumbup:
October 2005
Spiral fracture of the tibia and fibula :cry:
I now have 18 inches of metal in my leg
I love morphine wink
Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote by Miss_Kiss
My list would be far too long to type. cool

mine too hun
i used to look after polo ponyes and play to 8-)