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Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 51
Straight Female, 47

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Quote by ms_naughty
Men have the best toy of all.
I love playing with willys wish I had one to play with 24/7

I couldn't agree more!!
If I had one I'd never leave the house-be blind as a bat with severe RSI :wanker:
That she does, but she's the only one who can make me chuckle in bed on a monday morning!! wink
Quote by SunBunny
Don't they say ''Revenge is a dish best served cold''.... what the hell does that mean exactly?? confused

I think it means that some time should pass before revenge is sought - the avenger should then be calmer and less impulsive, and the person being avenged is unaware, or at least unprepared, so the action should have more impact.
Thanks SunBunny, I can see the thinking behind that saying now. I'd definately go with that!!
Then again, being a Trisha fan, Trasha always says that 'being happy in your life is the best revenge.... :thrilled: '....
We've met some great single guys, mostly older than us and at parties, where we have had a chance to physically meet and chat face-to-face first, however I can see where you're coming from as lots of couples I know won't even entertain single guys at all(most are after girls). We personally do, and once we get aquainted properly (ie face-to face, not over the net) will have great fun together. I think if you are genuine enough and can convince people of that then your onto a winner! And I know thats alot easier said than done....
Don't they say ''Revenge is a dish best served cold''.... what the hell does that mean exactly?? confused
Red Wine....just discovered Saint Emillion...Yummy drinkies
And Champagne of course.
Mr. has a rather unhealthy affection for 'ladies' drinks-wonders why he gets funny looks off bar staff and punters when he knocks back his pink bottle Raspberry Archers on a saturday night!!
rotflmao
EagerSlut,
I had mine done a couple of years ago with a titanium ring, and it went really, really nastyafter a few months of looking like it was healing normally. It was really sore and 'flesh' started growing around the ring and hole. I went back to the piercer who said it may have been caused by the waistband of my work trousers rubbing on it (even though I taped a melonin pad to it every day) or just plain pure rejection and my body not wanting it. I was gutted cos I loved it!! And now all I have is a noticeable scar above my belly button were it was.
Anyway the moral of the story is.... maybe your body is trying to say 'no thankyou'
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My bestest friend, StickiVicki, is always on the look-out for black cock. She can't get enough, but only if they live up to their rep. She likes 'em big, and says the black dudes are always a sure thing (but has found a couple of lil' pinkies) and live up to their rep!! Best sex she's had apparently...... me, I've not sampled yet but my other half is prettty keen for me to have a go!!
Quote by MQ
I'm not convinced they are actors, I know plenty of people just like them! The trials of living on a crap council estate rolleyes

Trisha is top quality TV trash-makes me feel alot better when I wake up to people airing their dirty washing ontv!! And I totally agree, it would be laughable if only the 'guests' were actors, but sadly I too see many of them from day to day.... :roll:
Hi Donuts biggrin
As I mentioned on a previous thread, we tried a 'smaller' party at a private house for our first time and it worked out really well, the lovely hostess (who could see we were bricking it) introduced to a similar couple and we hit it off with them straight away and the other couples they introduced us to. Really glad we went-so don't be afraid-parties are the best!!!! :welcome:
Just a tip for anyone who hasn't been to a party yet....
We went to a 'smaller' party (about 30 couples) at a private house for our first time, and the hostess was fantastic, saw we were both sh**ting a brick and introduced us to another similar aged couple (she'd obviously had alot of experience!) who we ended up having a great night with and met loads of other couples through. Better than a 'normal' party! Now we have a good circle of friends to try more 'scary' places like clubs with!!
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Quote by Sexysteph
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Apologies to all who know the docile me but this trog has made me fecking angry evil :evil: mad :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x

I agree, sounds like hes doing English homework and swallowed a Thesuraus :sad:
Nothing wrong with that my dear- shame there aren't more of you about.... or more who would like to admit to it. kiss
Could someone enlighten me and let us know where all the fun is to be had please please please.... lol
Quote by Sexysteph
Most of all grab a coffee and join in it is great fun wink

Coffee??!! blink ..... Am I the only alchie here with my glass of red? drinkies
Funny you should ask... while we were out in town today we found ourselves in 'quiet' stairwell and before I knew it the mobile phone was out and he was taking naughty pics (as I mentioned on a previous thread, I don't do knickers and skirts :P ) on the stairs, and before you know it I was getting intimate with the nice shiny bannister!! :grin:
Go on..... Put it in your hand luggage.... you no you want to!!! rotflmao
I've now decided next time we go away that mine's going in my hand luggage just so I can see the look on the face of the person on the x-ray machine (I'm gonna try get the most uptight one I can find :twisted: !!)
I find tashes a bit of a turn off confused You just don't know whats hiding in there till its too late!
On the whole I prefer shaved all over, but then my other half can look dead sexy with a bit of stubble.... smile Depends what mood I'm in...
No wonder most think they can't get it right as far a women are concerned!!
My other half had it done as a wee boy. Just hang in there though, I'd say its a good thing - Personally I prefer the 'cut cock'... can't seem to get enough of them
blast
(although I wouldn't turn any cock down without a good inspection first)
Sorry to hear about your uncle :therethere:
Have been there myself, but as has been said already, you'll always remember the good times, look back and laugh :angel:
I never wear knickers with a short skirt when we're out together, because I know I'll always get a good seeing to when we get home - if not before!!!
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