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5 Sep 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
The most hideous sexual accident I can barely face contemplating was that fateful, dark and gloomy night long, long ago and far, far away, when Mr Postie Snr said to Mrs Postie Snr, "fancy an early night"
How they regretted it!

:lol: Im not sure tha qualifies :lol: :lol:

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5 Sep 2005

Hi there have fun and dont take this lot to seriously lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
:evil2:

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5 Sep 2005

Quote by sarcysue
So this is the men only place ;)

Well thats what were trying to achieve but I suppose we should have a barmaid or two, maybe even a few lapdancers :twisted:

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5 Sep 2005

Quote by sarcysue
Wow and I not even got to 5 yet

Well youve only started today they will count up before you kow it :thumbup:

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5 Sep 2005

We know what she does most of the time :swingingchair:

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5 Sep 2005

Quote by devondelight
Do teeth marks in your man's manhood count as a sexual accident
Dev

It does if it nicks th skin leaving a scar! smile

I know Ive got one!, oral is great but dont go to mad! confused

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5 Sep 2005

Quote by sexyann57
We were having a threesome one afternoon, i was having anal sex with our swinging partner and i followed through ops: :uhoh:

I was having anal sex with a lady and on one occasion she didnt follow through but I did have some poop smeard around the head of my penis :bolt:
Ive had anal sex many times with a woman and this has never happend befor or since, but it was very disconcerting none the less, Especialy as I always was wash my penis straight after anal sex but it felt horrible to be visibley removeing her sh*t from my knob! :oops:

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5 Sep 2005

Welcome and enjoy the fun :bounce: :bounce: duel

:bounce:

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5 Sep 2005

If Im kissing a woman I want to have sex with I start slowly and sensualy on her lips and around her neck,and after some sensual kissing around her neck.
I move back to her lips working up to a deep passionate snog after the snog I look her deep in the eyes the give a gentle loving kiss on the lips. :inlove:

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5 Sep 2005

Congrats on your marrige is good to see that some marriges go more than 3 yrs these days,
You must be very happy and hope it continues that way :thumbup:

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5 Sep 2005

Judgeing by my avatar it looks like ive got a twin

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5 Sep 2005

They say the first 500 are the hardest

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5 Sep 2005

Quote by LilMissGullable
SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
Hate em.... i know they prolly more scared of me as there about 500,00 times smaller than me(exageration) but they move fast....
I have to say tho... Blossom(my cat) cames to my rescue
She plays with them.... and finally when they can take no more... they die!!
Hoooorrayyyyy to Blossom
"Go get em bitch"!!!

thats stand on a chair while the cat does the dirty work :lol: :lol:

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4 Sep 2005

Quote by Horous
This is better Sarge, a men only place with some beautiful women around, sounds like heaven to me.
Please count me in, but promise not to talk about football, especially that performance by England.
John

here here count me in :twisted:

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4 Sep 2005

Personaly I enjoy both mmf and fmf but in my experience fmf from a str8 guys perspecive is better

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4 Sep 2005

I agree that more punctuation is needed - a few full stops wouldn't go amiss for a start.
More generally, you have included some info on what you want, which is good. However, "YOU" don't come across.... you don't stand out, you need to work on getting your personality across a bit more.
Well, you did ask! confused

Ok thanks for your constructive criticisum I'll see what I can do cool

P.s. Impressing reddevil555 wasn't my intention! wink

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4 Sep 2005

im no expert unlike some, but in my opinion thats a pretty good ad, clear on what youre after well presented pic etc, seems ok to me!
Ok thanks cool

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4 Sep 2005

Quote by Him'nHer
Why am I always sarcastic on a Sunday morning???

Umm......... dunno, why are you always sarcatic on a Sunday morning wish????? lol

must be the beer! :beer:

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4 Sep 2005

The quick fix method you were hoping for dosn't work mate! evil

bye bye :violin:

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4 Sep 2005

Not to much of a hangover hope! :twisted:

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4 Sep 2005

Thats not a product of chernobyl is it? bolt

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4 Sep 2005

In my case its pcs and the computer engineer course Im on.
Ive been building pcs for friends and family for about 6 yrs as a bit of a hobbie and saveing them some money by cutting out the middle man,
But a few months ago I was bored in my deadend job and thought its time to get my act together and do something worth while in life, as well as getting myself a proper career.
Ive always been interested im computers and technology as a whole but when I study the time goes so quickly as I get so rapped up in it that time just seems to fly!
I wonder how many geek comments Im going to get now! lol

:lol:

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4 Sep 2005

I have a phone number of one in blackpool never been there but if you pm me you can have the number :swingingchair:

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4 Sep 2005

Im 27 quit fit into most things and looking for singles females or couples that want a straight guy.
Age and looks are not a big concern but Im looking for genuin easy to get on with people for fun and friendship, I cant accomodate but willing to travel in Warwickshire please include a face pic and you will get mine in return.
Sorry but no pic no reply

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4 Sep 2005

I'm sorry but <yawwwwwwwwwwwwwn> :yawn:
Sorry mate have to agree the best thing to do is get known on the forums and give it some time

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4 Sep 2005

Quote by fem_4_taboo
whats a CRT?

Its got nothing to with waxing thats for sure rolleyes

its the old type pc monitors that were comon before flat screen became popular
CRT(CATHODE RAY TUBE)works on the old principle of 3 coloured electron guns blue,green,red fireing onto phosphor in the back of the screen to produce the image :idea:
As for ctr havn't a clue :roll:

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4 Sep 2005

Quote by LilMissGullable

Right who the hell got hold of my pic

If thats your pic I must be the queen wink

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4 Sep 2005

I dont eat that stuff id rather go to a cheap cafe and have a fry up at least i know im going to walk away with my belly full for half the cost

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4 Sep 2005

When your time is up your time is up hopefully if it hapens I'll drinking some wine having a good time with some sh people drinkies

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4 Sep 2005

I was chatting with a mate the other day hes a bit older than me in his mid to late 30s and has 2 kids from a previous relationship, and he was saying to me that his kids were stoping with him for the weekend, there only about 6 and 4, my mate was saying to me that they were shocked there dad didnt have sky tv
I can remember the days of four channels on an old blaack and white! redface

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