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Eyes
Lips
That first kiss
Tight bum
Rest of the face
Rest of the body
:lol: :lol: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
and I thought my thighs were big!!!
I feel positively svelte now looking at her lol
omg it would be like having sex with a man that was born with a vagina instead of a penis :shock:
:evil: :evil: I got my bank statement this morning, to find that some thieving bastard has used my bank details to purchase themselves a Virgin Mobile Phone to the value of As my card has not be stolen, I'm assuming it is someone who has seen my card, taken the details, and used them to make an Internet purchase. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
:x :x But, there is a curiously comforting irony here :shock: .... The thief has to be someone really thick --- who in thier right mind would want a Virgin Mobile anyway - shit phones, and shit signal...... why why why would someone who has the chance to purchase any phone they want at no expense to themselves choose Virgin??? What a fLucking numptie! :giggle: .
That is a shame but you must remember shit signal or not hes had the phone for free and probably flogged it for a ton so he can buy some smack
Quote by Kit
Sorry to burst kazswallows ego on the camel toe thing but i think kit is certainly a good contender on this one!!
hee, hee, even I had to look twice
are you sure that it is not just my knicker seam?
:rascal: Sorry Kaz :lol: :lol:
Well it looks very much like one to me and it stands out alot more than Kaz's one god I must be a perv!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:
Im glad you had a good meet with a single guy its nice to know that some guy has improved the attitude towards single guys for a change instead of letting the side down.
Would you mind talking a look at my ad to give me your feed back on whether or not it contains the right content from the perspective of couples or single females?
the ad no. is 358993
Thankyou
Would you mind talking a look at my ad to give me your feed back on whether or not it contains the right content from the perspective of couples or single females?
the ad no. is 358993
Thankyou
As most of you know Im a newbie here and Ive only been using the cafe for a few days and Im having a great time so thankyou to all those who have welcomed me to the site. 
And one special lady in perticular whos identity I will protect has been fantastic and very helpful. (You know who you are you get the biggest thankyou of all xx)
And one special lady in perticular whos identity I will protect has been fantastic and very helpful. (You know who you are you get the biggest thankyou of all xx)
I had an anonymous email the other day from a guy that had cecked my ad, there is no mention of me being interested in men and the email simply said "do you do escort work" from a guy called Paul.
So I replied with a cheeky responce saying "not yet are you offering a job, but you must understand Im straight"
Then hes sends another mail saying "sorry I was after some fun for myself"
Is it me or cant this guy read my ad?
358993 by the way if anyone wants to check
So I replied with a cheeky responce saying "not yet are you offering a job, but you must understand Im straight"
Then hes sends another mail saying "sorry I was after some fun for myself"
Is it me or cant this guy read my ad?
358993 by the way if anyone wants to check
Quote by jezzay
Hello - I'm back. Ran Xsoftspy (after paying for it.)
I was already very clean and haven't looked at anything other that Swinging Heaven, WOMAD and the Radio Times in ages. (How sad does that make me!) So I'm certain the spyware came in through SH.
Be warned. As I say it's never happened before so our defenses may have been breached.
Jezzay.
you have to remember there is always new viruses,trojans ect out there or just plain spam, go to start/control panel/ad-remove programs/ and look through the list for any thing you havnt installed or dont recognise because somtimes they find a way into your pc install themselves so when ever you start your pc or go on line its actualy programed to pop up from your hard drive
Quote by freckledbird
You see pwstallion is that despite the fact some people ask for cock picks and some dont your better of with a fice pick then providing a cock one if the ad specificaly asks for one or if you get a reply asking you to provide some of your man hood but what you must remember is that any normal person knows that how its used whatever the size makes the difference so theres no need to have in the foreground of your ad
Bloody hell sexyfella, have some full stops. They make sentences, well, sentences.
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god don't you just bloody hate teachers? :shock:
:lol: :lol::lol: I think I've been very restrained considering I've had no kids to take it out on. Sorry Sexy fella, but it would help to make your posts easier to read/understand.
Thats fine frecklebird but I did knock it in a few secs but if it makes your life easyer heres a full stop for
You see pwstallion is that despite the fact some people ask for cock picks and some dont your better of with a fice pick then providing a cock one if the ad specificaly asks for one or if you get a reply asking you to provide some of your man hood but what you must remember is that any normal person knows that how its used whatever the size makes the difference so theres no need to have in the foreground of your ad
