erm i dont have kids let alone teenagers but when i was that age i had a really fantastic neighbour who used to babysit me and my sister.
She made an effort to be our friend, id go with the advice of get to know them - see what they like. Watching girlie videos and eating ice-cream always goes down a treat. I would speak to them asap and set a few ground rules but dont be too strict or they'll just play u up - be their mate and they'll love u for it
spideyuk
1) wot sort of pants do u wear
2) when did u last have a shag
3) wots ur favourite film ever
Had this conversation with someone recently....
average cock is 6 inches
average sex session lasts 1 hour
average rate of thrusts is one per second
with mean travelling about 12 inchs per thrust.... 3600 seconds in a Hour, which is 12 x 3600 = 43200 inchs per "session"
therefore u can expect to gain each time u have sex...................... :shock:
Think some of us will be due our 5,000 km, 10,00km or even 100,000km service??
dont blame me if the calculations dont add up - it was jiggles maths!
As a newbie on here myself i wanted to say that yes, sometimes it can feel quite intimidating but then you're always gonna get that when joining something new.
I think u have to know ur limits and not come charging in like ur the best thing ever (which it seems this lad did). If people are gonna accept you then u have to accept the fact that no-one knows u and if u dont make an effort to get involved and make friends then ur stuffed.
For me i've had nothing but friendship and support offered xxxx
Depo is great if it works for you. I had it for a year but i didnt get on with it. I had terrible mood swings and was crying alternately with being hypo - poor bf at the time!!
Towards the end though i was just bleeding all the time - ugh not nice when ur on constantly for 3months!!!
Good luck with it - hope it works for u xxx
please can i be included? it may be big but its juicy! ;)
oooo i'm still on the reserve list :cry:
oh well back hanging around the forums making a nuisance of myself.........
O dear - nobody wants to adopt me :cry:
I'm so southern being in kent and its very lonely down here <sob sob>
sense of humour is very very important - i don't like serious sex! apart from that - gotta be able to have an intelligent conversation -ish,
be a laugh, genuine person, not arrogant, not selfish
hmm now wondering that its no surprise i'm single!!!
PWOAR!!!!! thank you bloke2005 for posting this thread - you've brightened my day!
Come on men - more bums please!
ooo i'd like to ad my bum to the collection - it may be big but its juicy!