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sexyjess23
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erm i dont have kids let alone teenagers but when i was that age i had a really fantastic neighbour who used to babysit me and my sister.
She made an effort to be our friend, id go with the advice of get to know them - see what they like. Watching girlie videos and eating ice-cream always goes down a treat. I would speak to them asap and set a few ground rules but dont be too strict or they'll just play u up - be their mate and they'll love u for it
spideyuk
1) wot sort of pants do u wear
2) when did u last have a shag
3) wots ur favourite film ever
Quote by little gem
Jess, rule number one, never post anything for Jiggle unless he is laid out in bed and can't move cos his leg is broken etc.....
He has a reputation for being a bit...... erm........ well....... slow on certain things! ;)

i live and learn! rotflmao
Quote by little gem
wtf do people listen to jiggle's hairball ideas???
That is what I want to know!?
Ooooo, I can feel a PM coming on! :giggle:
Oh and to answer the question I don't know cos I havent got a cock....... well, not a real one....... does that mean I'm in minus milage then?

he made me post it little gem!!!
Had this conversation with someone recently....
average cock is 6 inches
average sex session lasts 1 hour
average rate of thrusts is one per second
with mean travelling about 12 inchs per thrust.... 3600 seconds in a Hour, which is 12 x 3600 = 43200 inchs per "session"
therefore u can expect to gain each time u have sex...................... :shock:
Think some of us will be due our 5,000 km, 10,00km or even 100,000km service??
dont blame me if the calculations dont add up - it was jiggles maths!
mad !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :x
is this guy for real or wot????
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y thanku mollman and gummy wink
i do very much enjoy a good spanking ! :moon:

*gummy goes and gets his paddle and drives down to Kent
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
u can bring your own stick gummy lol
Quote by Libra-Love
Ah, but they haven't documented the goings on in my house :twisted:

a lioness then libra-love??
Found this article in a mag at the doctors.......pointless facts but made me wonder which animal am i most like......? :shock:
* Female chimpanzees have been recorded copulating with eight different males in 15 minutes ; others have achieved 84 matings in eight days with seven different partners.
* A lioness in heat has sex at least once every half hour for four or five days and nights. The reason for this huge sexual apetite is unknown.
* Dolphins have been recorded trying to copulate with seals, sharks, turtles and even humans.
* The sexiest animals of all time are possibly tiny ostracods from 500million years ago - fossils have shown them mating en masse. They also hold the world record for the longest sperm compared to body size.
Any thoughts? lol
mmmm =
mmmm thats really horny passionkiss
mmmm you sound like a weirdo :shock:
mmmm never gonna happen wave
mmmm ffs what are u talking about dunno
mines abit odd but i love deepdish - flashdance, dont ask me why :shock:
other than that its gotta be flithy gorgeous - sissor sisters rotflmao
Someone told me a joke last nite - i'm terrible cause i never get them even when someone has patiently explained it to me several times redface
"the magic bus drives down a lane and turns into a field"
dont blame me for the crap joke its jiggles lol
ooo can i join???? my first ever thread was blocked redface
it was terribly embarrasing and i've never quite gotten over it :shock:
Oo i feel like the odd one out now redface
I love talking flithy in bed and love my partner to do the same - the filthier the better really!
People are usually shocked cause i look like such a nice gal wink
As a newbie on here myself i wanted to say that yes, sometimes it can feel quite intimidating but then you're always gonna get that when joining something new.
I think u have to know ur limits and not come charging in like ur the best thing ever (which it seems this lad did). If people are gonna accept you then u have to accept the fact that no-one knows u and if u dont make an effort to get involved and make friends then ur stuffed.
For me i've had nothing but friendship and support offered xxxx
Oooo i love abit of ruff!! boink
Really not turned on by pretty, looks like he hasnt started shaving, cereal box ad kinda guy.
the best combination for me is say; scruffy jeans, smart shirt but hanging out, jacket, mm abit of stubble, broad shoulders, a hairy chest, smouldering eyes.........dammit its brad pitt!!
Saying that though - personality and the ability to make me laugh goes a long way!
Depo is great if it works for you. I had it for a year but i didnt get on with it. I had terrible mood swings and was crying alternately with being hypo - poor bf at the time!!
Towards the end though i was just bleeding all the time - ugh not nice when ur on constantly for 3months!!!
Good luck with it - hope it works for u xxx
oooo i'm still on the reserve list :cry:
oh well back hanging around the forums making a nuisance of myself.........
mikenorth!!!!!!! woo hoo!!!!
I officially accept ur kind and generous offer wink
wow i have my very own northerner!! xxxxxxxx
O dear - nobody wants to adopt me :cry:
I'm so southern being in kent and its very lonely down here <sob sob>
That is so rude & cheeky!! mad
If i was any good at parking i would think of an extremely witty and cutting remark to reply to your thread -
however as i'm crap at parking................ confused
i am rather ashamed to admit it but i have fillthy gorgeous on my phone wink
well its better than the ghostbusters theme tune that i had previously which although reverted me to my childhood every time it went off -was never the less very embarrassing when it went off during lectures :shock:
sense of humour is very very important - i don't like serious sex! apart from that - gotta be able to have an intelligent conversation -ish,
be a laugh, genuine person, not arrogant, not selfish
hmm now wondering that its no surprise i'm single!!!
I find it helps to vary what you're doin - suck it abit, then take it out ur mouth and lick it up and down, then suck some more, maybe just on the head then suck it in as far as u can without gagging and do whatever cums naturally! wink
blimey, writing that really got me in the mood for sucking some cock!! :shock:
I like to swallow - it turns me on if the fella really likes it too! wink
Er not so sure about the lumpy bits though ugh! :shock:
PWOAR!!!!! thank you bloke2005 for posting this thread - you've brightened my day!
Come on men - more bums please!
ooo i'd like to ad my bum to the collection - it may be big but its juicy!