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sexyjess23
Over 90 days ago
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ooo theres far too much maths on this thread for anyone to understand especially me!
Personally i love loads of cum to swallow, on me, in me or whatever mmmmmm! lol
ooo once had sex in a metro - blimey that was snug! plus the wheels made a very loud and distracting squeeking sound as the car bounced up n down lol
well, shag kinda sounds abit like a tumble around in bed with general fondling and nice easy sex.......fuck on the other hand sounds like a damm good seeing to - hard and fast biggrin
come to your own conclusions as to which i prefer! wink
ooo has anyone ever dunked a mars bar? its discustingly sickly but if u need a sinful choco fix very nice!!
Sooo i'm sitting here with my cuppa and i can't decide whether to dunk a rich tea or a digestive........this led to much contemplation and reflection and i really cant decide. confused
Would like to hear anyones biscuit recomendations or even <gasp> whether dunking is a good thing! :shock:
Fabio,
As single fem i certainly don't view single men as lepers esp nice ones like u! wink
However i do get the point that alot of couples prefer to swing with other couples - i would probably feel the same in that situation.
But as a single woman i get a lil bit of everything which suits me fine!
I'm a student nurse - very good at solving erectile dysfunction if anyone needs help? wink
And no, sadly student nurses uniforms are entirely unsexy - white tunics and blue trousers that go most of the way up to your tits :shock:
Hiya, i have just emailed you a pic of me - single bi fem would love to be considered for invite!!
Am cheerful, laid back and a good laugh - blimey this feels like writing a job application form :shock:
Relative newbie - but working on it! Have had a couple of 1 to 1 meets but would really like to come to a party for some new experiences wink
Thanx for considering me!
xxx
Oooo my favourites were jamie and the magic torch, the herbs, thundercats, and the fraggles!!
favourite childhood film - deffo back to the future........oops am i showing my age abit here? :shock:
hello please can i come??? have been asked to put my name down by somersetcouple as i've been lined up for their sex slave :shock:
sexiest thing ever said to me during sex was: a gentle stroke down my face - brushing away a stray hair and then " my god - you're beautiful" aww it was soppy but very nice!
worse thing said to me was pre-sex, "play with yourself and tell me when your ready" :shock:
oooo maybe u should hitch hike for real adventure!
sadly though too many weirdos out there now sad
mind u i still live in hope of seeing a fit hitch hiker in the stylee of brad pitt in thelma & louise mmmmmmmmm boink
feel i may be more than a little deluded :shock: am crap @ map reading anyway and tend to drive around in circles for hours until i randomly find the place i wanted to be!
my ex bf used to call my bits my 'minky' - absolutely no idea why confused
but then he did used to call me minky too - so thinking about it now some years on he was actually calling me a cunt :shock:
ahhh thats why we broke up! lol
my most recent bf called his willy mr wobbley tickle, needless to say we also broke up!
rotflmao
Just wanted to say a quick thanku to everyone who replied to my thread! i have attempted to take all your advice on board biggrin
Its nice to know there are some really great people out there - just waiting to meet!
Thanx pololady - i nearly peed myself laughing @ your lists!
Hoping to catch up with my new buddies soon xxxx
is it just me or are some of those willys a disturbing colour?! :shock: maybe i simply haven't examined enough yet! wink
no babes its a completely natural occurance and not remotely related to hobbit-tism or anything else supernatural ! :shock:
if u have come across partners with hairless toes they are shaving them! wink as with other intimate areas!
ah you noticed the non-specific nature of my 'favours' - will depend entirely on personal deserving circumstances, each case will be judged on its own merits! lol
on the subject of hairy appendages - as a nurse i can say that i have seen more hair in more weird places then most people have had hot dinners! :shock:
However feel somewhat qualified to say that most women unless very lucky or very fair haired do suffer from the annoyance of hairy toes, think it should be thought of as being a cute imperfection in our otherwise beautiful bodies! lol
aww thanx guys!!! will definately repay with favours to anyone kind enough to help me become an 'active' member of the group ;) wink
Ty da69ve - will now spend the next few weeks & months annoying the hell out of everyone replying to all the threads and generally making a nuisance of myself! biggrin
Mmmmm i actually find bald men quite attractive! but then i find hairy men quite attractive too......................feel i may have some issues :shock:
Dont worry - i'll polish your head 4u wink
alex dj - will certainly make a request from you! Only on the reserve list so far though :cry: how does one move from reserves to definates? am very good at begging, licking shoes, generally performing any degrading activity to get on the list!!
Ok so my first ever posting bummed due to me not reading what was alreadly written redface
So heres my new thought (brace yourself cause i am blonde)......... : you meet someone - it goes great, u both fancy each other biggrin , you discuss future plans for naughties, you have some naughties 69position !! then you catch up online the next day - agree what a fantastic time you both had arrange to meet again and then.....................nothing...................you are left wondering a) was i really dull b) has the person simply lost interest and moved on? c) has their pc (& mobile phone) been swallowed in the fiery chasms of hell and therefore they cannot contact u? or d) they are a complete b#####d?!
Would like to hear what anyone else thinks - have made my own personal conclusions!
feel very bad indeed but only for derserving cases! those single guys who are keeping women away with a stick cause they're so shagged out do not have my sympathy, xx
i agree with you - single guys do seem to be gettin alot of stick recently! as a single gal i find myself welcomed with open arms and yet i may only be looking for a quick shag (i'm not but thats not the point wink ) Feel bad for you single guys out there - xxxxxxx
Hiya its my first post - so be kind! :shock:
Single guys seem to be getting loads of stick recently about not being true swingers and only after a quick shag - but single girls are welcome with open arms no matter what they're after! Being a single gal meself find this quite odd, wondered what anyone else thought? confused
Jess xxxx biggrin
Hiya never been to a munch b4 but soooo eager to try!! Please put me on the list - single bi-fem always up for a laugh! lol
Jess xxxxxxxxxxxxx