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shad
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 65
Straight Female, 63
UK
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Hi Jomu, here's a thought for you, perhaps we should all start dogging in town centre car parks. It would guarantee a police presence and should lower car crime rate drmaticaly. 
On a serious note it is not that bad over our way yet, but i am certain it's only a matter of time before the death knell rings on us all. :cry:
On a serious note it is not that bad over our way yet, but i am certain it's only a matter of time before the death knell rings on us all. :cry:
Quote by Stephenandkate
Hi there we're a first time couple looking for local meets over the weekend sometime or next week. Bi males, couples, and people wanting to watch us all welcome!
An exellent first post guys and a great profile, wish you both all the best and we may see you out there sometime.
wish you all the best of luck in your search. Just had a look at your profile and wondered what your definition of sexy was.?
We are both over 40 and in ours and others opinions we are still very sexy. We think that when you reach any age in your life you push the bounderies and remain forever young of mind.
I once had a conversation with my 80 year old mother and she told me that in her mind she was as young as she always had been, something to look forward to then eh.
We are both over 40 and in ours and others opinions we are still very sexy. We think that when you reach any age in your life you push the bounderies and remain forever young of mind.
I once had a conversation with my 80 year old mother and she told me that in her mind she was as young as she always had been, something to look forward to then eh.
Quote by thepole
Hello folks.
I'm a 35 y/o guy in Fife looking to make friends with fellow swingers.
I'm into foreign arthouse films, obscure indie music and literature (told you I was pretentious!)
Anybody out there want to share a glass of wine and have a laugh swapping swinging stories?
Failing that - anybody want to rip the piss out of me?
Your going to be one to watch are'nt you.
:welcome: 
Quote by subcom
hi ladys two carp fisherman,needs a bivvi babe to help them through the long nites,all ladys consider,however no husbands or boyfriends just drop your lady of and let her enjoy her self,as we do not need directing what we can and can not do,her limits will be respected,o she must also dig worms lol,come on girls have a bit of fun,location cxxxxxd water park,and a happy new year to you all,xxxxxx
I'll bet the PM's are coming in thick and fast around about now,
i'm certain if you dangle your magots the lady's will soon be bending your rod's. 
Quote by jomu
It can't be any worse than my usual "diet" (whatever fits onto a passenger seat)
I threw caution to the winds, bought a big mac and fries, and sat eating it while parked in "the" layby...only pausing to comment to the guy wanking outside "not while I'm eating guy"...at which he said sorry and went back to his car....after the acid indigestion had gone (!), along came the gale force winds......I'd go on a healthy eating regime, if it wasn't for the fact that anything healthy to eat tastes like dog shit...and anyway, all the health food freaks may well BE healthy, but they all look like stick insects with jaundice. Prompted by the "local" fitness freak who diets and runs so much that she looks like a grown-up biafran refugee....before all this crap diet and such she looked extremely nice...boobs, bum and a good laugh....she may be healthier now, but I doubt she gets much sex...too brittle.
Anyway, I may well be in herts at the end of the week....but please....no tofu salad...chopped peanuts ?....sesame seeds ?.....if you farted with that lot inside you'd need steel undies to stop the shrapnel damaging the car.
:laughabove: :laughabove:
:thumbup: Can't see what i'm writing, the tears of laughter have made me see double. Superb post and you really could not make it up.
France during the revolution it was sort of civilised but not overtly so.
If someone wound you up it was pistols at dawn with glasse's of wine to allow you to rise to the occasion.
This mentality beats the current trend of vandalising your car or hurling a brick through your house window.
If someone wound you up it was pistols at dawn with glasse's of wine to allow you to rise to the occasion.
This mentality beats the current trend of vandalising your car or hurling a brick through your house window.
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A work colleague's wife wants to have her nipples pierced - does anyone know of a reputable/safe place that she can get this done? They live in Staffordshire. Any help/advice would be greatly appreciated.
Happy New Year everyone!
A work colleague's wife eh.?
Seriously though any reputable tatooist should be able to help out, i know of one with female staff that do this procedure. If you need any further info PM me for details.
Happy new year to you.
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Nice one Jomu, however i don't think i would have the bottle to point the leaflet out to PC i'm a twat after being caught out with my backside raised in the air during the heat of the moment.
It may give the guy's that surround our car something to cover their modesty with though.
Yes, well. From your attached avatar, I'm sure any constables present would not object too much....unless they have a "W" prefixing the PC....I have noted, over the years, that WPCs' are not as tolerant. Mind you, most of them have "appearance problems" they need to address (or should that be undress)
Indeed so Jomu, WPC's tend to have an image but what that image is can be open to negotiation.I would think that inside every police station throughout the UK you will find a cardboard cutout, and if the WPC's can pass through it they are in. The cut out would be HULK shaped.
And Mrs shad can have leveling effect on most men whether they are in the constabulary or not.
Would be certain they would not mind looking into her particulars.
Oh i note the Wiltshire police documment was up for review in 2005, just wondered what the outcome of that review was.?
And Mattius you can print off what you like mate, as mrs shad says you are a true gent.
mr & mrs shad.
