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silent_bob
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 49
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Quote by Fallen Angel
'the rocket' lapdancing club on broad street, visited there or got anything to report about the place???
Ta biggrin

Yep..some lasses dancing around a stick. That's about it really.... oh, and the drinks are always over priced and the rainmac brigade are out in force..
Never been there myself but I can guess..... have fun !
That one in particular annoys me, it used to be Ronnie Scott's and was an excellent venue for live music.
I didn't even realise Ronnie Scott's had closed down yet! I knew it was goign to. That was a great place - the drinks prices might be the saem though. At Ronnie Scott's you had to buy one and drink it really, really slowly, because the drinks were so expensive, if you drank more than one, you wouldn't be able to afford to eat for the rest of the month!
It closed down a pretty long time ago, possibly before I moved away from Brum (a couple of years ago). I agree with you about the drink prices in there, I seem to remember it being quite steep. sad
Hi mate and :welcome:
There's a fair few of us on here from the North East, and it looks like you're creating the right sort of impression smile
Quote by TallFunLondon
down in this untamed neck of the wood's in the wilds of deepest darkest sussex, we tend to use sheeps bladder.

funny you should say that because from memory where the first condoms not made from pigs bladders??
They were certainly made of some form of tanned offal, I've read of roman examples made from sheep's intestines.
IIRC, half of a fresh lemon was also used by some ancient cultures as a primitive form of dutch cap.
Quote by PJ1
17. A solution to a "rip in the space-time continum", or "destroying a space-alien" that does not involve changing the polarity of something...

Especially if it's changing the polarity of the neutron flow, since:
a) neutrons have neither a positive or negative charge
b) you would have strayed from Star Trek into Dr. Who.
Quote by Darkfire
I've been doing a bit of research and come across a new non-latex condom: Pasante Unique . It's non-latex, very thin, and comes in a plastic credit card sized package to ensure it doesn't get damaged in your wallet. Does anyone have any experience with them?
I've ordered a couple of packs to try out, applications for field testing by PM please. lol

oooo, these Pasante one's are on special offer in Tesco's atm
bugger - its the Regular ones actually - two boxes of 12 for £6 or there abouts
Online shopping seems to be the way to go - I've found somewhere doing Pasante Unique for per pack of 3, and 25 Condomi XXL for £4.
Better post an on-topic reply as well.
I've also strained my frenulum (yes it shares it's name with part of the penis) giving oral, but never torn it to my knowledge. It should heal up fairly quickly - keep it clean and try not to smoke/drink alcohol for a few days. You shouldn't need to see a Dr/dentist unless it gets infected.
In the past I've also pulled abdominal muscles whilst hump - that's pretty painful as I couldn't find a position where they didn't hurt, and they took a week to recover.
Quote by TallFunLondon
Sounds painful - although not as bad as the Great Britain Rugby league player at the weekend who broke the top of his mouth?? didn't even know it was possible.

That happened to a mate of mine a few years ago - he was walking home pissed after a club and woke up on the grass verge at 5 am with a splitting headache. Thinking he'd fallen over and passed out he wandered home, where he realised that he was bleeding from the ear and his wallet and watch were missing. When he got himself to hospital he found he'd got a fractured bone in his ear but they missed the one in his mouth until it went septic a few weeks later, not nice. The medic who examined him reckoned that somebody had hit him from behind with a baseball or cricket bat and left him for dead. :shock:
WW could you possibly provide a reference for that statement about HPV getting through condoms? I only ask because I've just checked with Mrs. DP (who has a PhD in Immunology), and she's pointed out that since HIV is about the same size as HPV, a condom that can stop one should be able to stop the other.
Of course, since HPV can colonise pretty much any part of the body (it being the cause of normal warts as well as genital ones), the danger of infection comes from contact with bits that aren't covered by condoms (like fingers, etc).
I would have loved an invitation but there's no way I could make the date.
Have a good time people (not that you need to be told), and
/bump
Tingle condoms are great if you don't actually want sex, I've tried one and it made my knob deflate like a burst balloon and refuse to come out and play again. sad
Most disconcerting.
They smell of toothpaste, apparently taste of toothpaste, and although they tingle, it's definitely not in a good way.
Love it, and generally rely on my asbestos fingertips or a steel skewer in one end.
Quote by MikeNorth
Tillykke med fødselsdagen, John

Mike.

Smart arse. lol
Happy birthday John, hope you have a good one.
Somewhere in the depths of my wardrobe I may still have a very spangly Marilyn Manson T-shirt, with a backprint that says 'everlasting cocksucker' in pink glitter.
Quote by Debbiewebs
This is for fun or not. You can be social or a lot more if that is your thing.
No has to perform to command, enjoy yourself first

I am just Quoting this again as i have had a few pm asking if it is OK just to meet on a social level
Just don't listen to them all up there........ they are trying to put ya off because there alll jealous because they cannot make it flipa
Also peeps you will have to bring ya own booze
And this place has been taken over by new owners and i have heard great things said about it from other swingers! :thumbup:
heres looking forward to meet you soonnnnnn wink
Ok, I think just to be clear I should point out that my previous comment on this thread was a joke (at least the bit about the SAS selection tests, I'm genuinely gutted I won't get the chance to meet these two lovely ladies and anyone else who's planning to go along).
I'm sure everyone who goes will have a great time, have fun people. smile
Cardinal1967 - I'd change that avatar before a mod sees it if I were you, you're not allowed to put genital shots on forum avatars.
Quote by postie
'the rocket' lapdancing club on broad street, visited there or got anything to report about the place???
Ta biggrin

Yep..some lasses dancing around a stick. That's about it really.... oh, and the drinks are always over priced and the rainmac brigade are out in force..
Never been there myself but I can guess..... have fun !
That one in particular annoys me, it used to be Ronnie Scott's and was an excellent venue for live music.
It certainly bears further looking at.
I agree that hospitals get things wrong on a daily basis, but something like this would prompt quite a thorough investigation as the consequences of an incorrect result are so serious. That investigation has happened and concluded that there was no mistake, so either the investigation is also flawed or something else happened.
Even if we work out what happened to the bloke it's still not going to produce a cure for HIV in the near future, but it would be interesting to find out what makes him different from millions of other people.
I don't know if there's a name for it other than a deep shaft piercing, but I'd guess you could find some info on (sorry if that's considered unacceptable promotion, they do have a lot of useful info on there).
Be aware that the risks are somewhat increased over something like a PA, there's likely to be fewer piercers that'll attempt to do something like that and even fewer who can do so properly.
I think you wanted to post this in LMU.
You also probably want to edit it so that it contains some information about yourself and what exactly it is you're looking for, as at the moment I can see it sliding gently into obscurity with very little chance of generating success.
Quote by Sgt Bilko
That is why I haven't yet banned him for having two accounts - I want to give him the chance to explain!! confused :? :? :?

Fair enough smile
Leaving aside the 'first post was a whinge' aspect of the thread (already covered at great length, no more to add), there is one thing that's just struck me - although he admitted that he was married, nowhere did he state that he was playing away, that was merely the inference that some people chose to make (it may well be right, but that's another matter).
As regards placing an ad as a couple for dogging and 1-on-1 as a married single male, is it possible that his wife's into dogging with him and happy for him to meet people one-on-one? If that is the case then he could probably have explained himself a bit better, but being erudite is not as far as I'm aware a requirement for membership of SH.
Quote by Mal
Perhaps I could incorporate it into my mentoring scheme. You know, survive a session with these two luvverly ladies and we let you stay on the Site, fail and you leave!! lol
Cool or what!!! :grin:
Mal
wink

I think it's probably left as a course for the more experienced, who have at least as vague idea of what they're letting themselves in for. Like an advanced driving test, or (possibly more accurate for this) the SAS selection tests. :lol:
I have to say, I doubt I'd have much of a chance of coming out of there alive, but I can think of few better ways to go :wink:
Makes me even more gutted that it's the other end of the bloody country, as Mrs. DP is deserting me for a weekend of studying 200 miles away and I'm consquentially at a bit of a loose end. sad
Quote by HornyRed
So, who lives in a mad house like this ???

Hmm... could be Darkfire, but she's already had one.
Amber?
A friend of mine came up with a good term for this, he refers to himself as flirtblind.
It's something I'll admit to suffering myself, pretty much anything short of 'so do you fancy a shag then' is likely to go comepletely over the top of my head. sad
Quote by Osmosis
WTF's a blog dunno

A blog is an online diary, for those who think paper is passe rolleyes
It's a contraction of the term weblog, and personally I think it's a crap word, but I seem to be in a minority. confused
Quote by PrincessSwallows
I think this has been done before, but just for the record I got 26.5 years, £2,000 fine and a possible death penalty. :shock:

Sorry I ahould have really used that Search thingy-me-bob shudnt I! Sorry, I am forgiven??? Please please please sad
:therethere:
It's ok, certainly forgive you, and it seems like it's been long enough that nobody's felt the need to complain. smile
I think this has been done before, but just for the record I got 26.5 years, £2,000 fine and a possible death penalty. :shock:
Quote by HornyBunny
errrrrrr.. arent they just the same thing?

More or less.
There was probably more of a difference when I first started my LJ at the beginning of 2002, LJ essentially worked like a 'gated community' due to it's easy access control coupled with a very large userbase. With things like OpenID that's become much less relevant.