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silent_bob
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silent_bob
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Hi Sarah & Dave.
Just a small point, but if you turn on the anonymous email function on your ad and remove your email address from it then you should cut down on the amount of timewasters and other undesirables harvesting your email address.
Anyway, good luck, I hope you find what you're after.
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silent_bob
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Congratulations Carol, hope the next year is as much fun as the last one.
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silent_bob
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I can't be bothered with maintaining my own blog, but I do have a Livejournal.
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silent_bob
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The slow cooker definitely gets my vote, and our breadmaker is pretty good too.
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silent_bob
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Quote by Red(RHG)
sad
Been ill since Friday (yes some sympathy required please..... anyone?)
So should have been in Chesterfield wowing people with my company (cough cough)
but I had to stay in..................
and listen to my tummy churning!
Cathy x

:therethere:
Hope you feel better soon, and if you can't wow us with your company, you can certainly do it with your avatar. sillyhwoar:
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silent_bob
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I would be sitting here feeling smug, but I can still remember the hangover I had the day after the NE munch. It was the first time I'd got drunk in about five years, and will be the last time for a very long time.
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silent_bob
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Hello & :welcome: to SH.
Just to avoid any confusion, are you male or female?
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silent_bob
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Quote by Devon1
now braindead is in a class of it's own.......
the vision of kevin and the flap of skull, where he keeps loosing his brain...fantastic,

Errr...
That's Bad Taste, not Braindead. wink
Braindead is the one with the lawnmower sceneand the Peter Jackson cameo as a mortuary technician.
Racking my brain here, is Braindead the Aussie film confused: He uses the lawnmower in the hallway, is that right :?:
Almost, it's New Zealand rather than Australia, but everything else is spot on.
Cheers for that DP biggrin
Am I right in thinking, the film that had more blood in it, than any other film made :?:
When we lived in the Midlands, we had a great video shop, with loads of B movies, so as you can guess i borrowed loads of them :D Also had a nice lady who worked in there, but of course that had nothing to do with it lol
IMDB agrees with you on the blood front - apparently in the lawnmower scene they were spraying around five gallons per second.
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silent_bob
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I've been doing a bit of research and come across a new non-latex condom: Pasante Unique . It's non-latex, very thin, and comes in a plastic credit card sized package to ensure it doesn't get damaged in your wallet. Does anyone have any experience with them?
I've ordered a couple of packs to try out, applications for field testing by PM please. lol
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silent_bob
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Quote by Devon1
now braindead is in a class of it's own.......
the vision of kevin and the flap of skull, where he keeps loosing his brain...fantastic,

Errr...
That's Bad Taste, not Braindead. wink
Braindead is the one with the lawnmower sceneand the Peter Jackson cameo as a mortuary technician.
Racking my brain here, is Braindead the Aussie film confused: He uses the lawnmower in the hallway, is that right :?:
Almost, it's New Zealand rather than Australia, but everything else is spot on.
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silent_bob
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A medieval weapon: "Hand-grenade.."

Bring forth the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
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silent_bob
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Quote by teppic
now braindead is in a class of it's own.......
the vision of kevin and the flap of skull, where he keeps loosing his brain...fantastic,

Errr...
That's Bad Taste, not Braindead. wink
Braindead is the one with the lawnmower scene and the Peter Jackson cameo as a mortuary technician.
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silent_bob
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Quote by teppic
Best horror b-movies : The Evil Dead trilogy.
Bruce Campbell is a legend. 'Gimme some sugar baby' cool

Hell yeah!!!!!!!!!
but army of darkness was more of a comedy...i just pi55ed myself at that one.
So were Braindead, Tremors, and The Frighteners, at least in places. Dog Soldiers goes some of the way there with cheesy one-liners, but then again that's pitched as a crossover war film with werewolves rather than a straight horror.
Horror and comedy, especially black comedy (difficult to have any other kind in a horror film) can work very well together, as pure horror films can get a bit intense (Dust Devil is a good example of this, it's grim and bleak from start to finish, mostly filmed in the middle of the Namib desert, and doesn't have a happy ending).
I think it's also time for an honourable mention for Shaun of the Dead, a classic rom zom com (probably the only rom zom com).
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silent_bob
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Quote by breezer
Well I just took the test and am disappointed to find out I only got % (which I copied and pasted instead of typing out); some areas I ticked tonnes, several others I didn't tick so many. I so wanted to add another couple of boxes though; the button to get to the test itself doesn't work on my Opera and I was seriously thinking about writing some user javascript to fix it or fixing the code on the page and emailing the author about it. In the "I Know" section near the bottom I ticked nearly every box (C++, Unix,...). But what is a THAC0? A computer?
So I run a web browser that's too geeky to do the test... (come on, if you use it you gotta agree - great web browser but definitely a bit geeky with the level of what it can do - customising etc.)

THAC0 is an abbreviation from old (mainly second and occasionally first edition) AD&D. It stands for 'To Hit Armour Class 0'. smile
Used to use Opera, but Firefox is now better IMHO, I switched over a year ago and haven't regretted it.
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silent_bob
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Quote by tabbi
Tabbi?

*pouts* ...... bugga, thought that was gonna be a long one .... How did you get that????? :twisted:
The combination of a cat ornament and flogger/cuffs was a pretty big clue.
Hmmm you been paying attention? :twisted: lol
Well you've made an impression on a few threads I've seen, and there's only so many cat-related usernames on SH. Suffice to say that the bed didn't look like it belonged to Happy Cats. :lol:
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silent_bob
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Quote by tabbi
Tabbi?

*pouts* ...... bugga, thought that was gonna be a long one .... How did you get that????? :twisted:
The combination of a cat ornament and flogger/cuffs was a pretty big clue.
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silent_bob
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Quote by Amber
Have to say I prefer without by far.....but obviously cannot in this day and age...
I am allergic to standard latex ones so my choice is limited...... to the Extra Large Latex Free range........... Anyone who can fill them please apply within!
wink

Where do I find these?
I've used latex free condoms in the past and generally been quite impressed with them (strong and very thin), the only problem is that all the ones I could find were a bit narrow. redface
oooo..........I can supply.........apply within!! lol
ps Boots sell them hun
kiss
Right, off to Boots for me then.
The new avatar is gorgeous by the way Amber smile
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silent_bob
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Quote by Amber
Have to say I prefer without by far.....but obviously cannot in this day and age...
I am allergic to standard latex ones so my choice is limited...... to the Extra Large Latex Free range........... Anyone who can fill them please apply within!
wink

Where do I find these?
I've used latex free condoms in the past and generally been quite impressed with them (strong and very thin), the only problem is that all the ones I could find were a bit narrow. redface
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silent_bob
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1) Is this merely an enquiry, or a thinly disguised meet up thread? If it's the latter it should go in LMU.
2) If you know what's good for you you'll remove the action shot from your avatar before a mod does it for you - it's ok to post genital pics on the forums, but not to use them as avatars.
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silent_bob
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Quote by smileymark
Glow in the dark are fun. biggrin

Just so long as you don't wear them whilst dogging . lol
Sorry, but that thread was the first thing I thought of when you mentioned glow in the dark condoms.
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silent_bob
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Quote by Amber
I absolutely love horror films - a huge fan, and I have never been particularly scared of any in the past...but for some reason The Grudge scared me to death and a long time after watching it at the pictures I could imagine the scary girl in the film climbing my stairs! :shock:
I watched a few minutes of it when it came on the TV last week, but couldn't watch the whole thing. Don't ask me why that one was the scariest I have seen.......it just affected me in some way. confused Spooky!

I've not heard of The Grudge before, is it this one you're referring to?
I've also thought of a couple that should never have been left off my list of favourites: Dust Devil and Demon Knight .
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silent_bob
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I'm a big fan of decent horror, though there's far too much crap out there for comfort. The only time I've been genuinely scared witless by a horror film was when I saw Sixth Sense in the cinema - I was in a rather suggestible and slightly paranoid state and spent the next three or fours hours thinking that every time I turned around there'd be a dead person standing there.
Horror Films I really like:
Tremors
Braindead
The Frighteners
28 Days Later
Dog Soldiers
Deathwatch (an excellent cast, unusual location (WWI trench), and the kid from Billy Elliot gets blown up on the DVD extras)
Day of the Dead
Blade
Event Horizon
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silent_bob
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here are some reviews of Caesars by people that've been, they look generally positive to me. Or you could look at their web site and give them a call if there's anything you'd like to ask them.
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silent_bob
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Where to begin?
People who design plane/train/bus seats/office furniture too small for me to fit into.
Marmite
Tabloid newspapers, and the associated trash masquerading as journalists.
Microsoft and all of their products (especially Microsoft Bob , for reasons that should be obvious if you click on the link).
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silent_bob
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Sorry to hear of your loss mate.
I'm a big fan of cats and have lived with at least one for most of my life.
A trip to the animal sanctuary sounds like a good plan, if we had more space I'm sure we'd have more than the one we've got at the moment.
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silent_bob
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For some reason Simultaneous by Chef from South Park (Isaac Hayes) seems appropriate:
Baby you know, you're the one for me
And all that I want to be is...
You and me... and her, simultaneous
You and me... and you and you, simultaneous
Simultaneous lovin' baby, two or three...
Simultaneous ooh, come on
Have an open mind, blow my trigger down
Gimme the last cold turkey blast, make it fast
Take my ass to town
Have an open mind, send my cares away
Ring my bell you fat piggy whale, what the hell Today's your lucky day
You and me... and her, simultaneous
You and me... and Wynona Rider, simultaneous
Simultaneous lovin' baby, two or three...
Simultaneous, ooh, come on
Have an open mind, is a normal thing to do
Don't be rude, just get nude
Oh, you're being rude, I would do it for you
Baby please have an open mind, you're the only one I love
These girls you see, baby they don't mean anything, let's all just get in the tub
You and me... and her too, simultaneous
You and me... and your momma and your sister
Simultaneous lovin' baby, two or three...
Simultaneous oww, come on
Everybody in the pool!
Have an open mind, don't be so mean to me
Call your sister and your mother and your aunt
It's every man's fantasy
Have an open... woa, baby, put that knife away
Don't be mad, I'll take you back, just relax, we can make love your way
I'm talking about
You and me... and some flowers and some wine, instantaneous
You and me... and Whitney Houston (on the radio, babe, on the radio)
Some candles and some good feelings
Just the two of us
Oh, fudge it
Now, I'm talking about
You and me... and her and her and her, simultaneous
You and me... and women in the house, simultaneous
Three and seven, make it a baker's dozen
See the ladies in the house clap your hands
Now that'd be a party, ladies
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