Quote by MikeC
a snow ball is....
when water (yes that thing that keeps us alive when we drink it) gets cold ( yes below freezing) then falls from the sky (as precipitation) and settles on the ground (the thing we stand on).
Then bratty schood kidsa roll and mould the snow in to syperical shapes to throw at other people....
Quote by PrincessSwallows
Okay Im going mad Im sure!
Hubby has been away for 2 months now and Im slowly going crazy!
What can I do to take my mind of sex, and dont say masturbate!!! Im like a bloody bloke thinking about it every 6 seconds. This is not ideal at mother and baby groups and during drivings lessons etc!
Please help my fellow SH friends before I die of sexual starvation!:x :x :x :x :x :x
p.s 2 months 4 weeks and 1 day until he is back!
Quote by Darkfire
>>>>> runs off to have a read on Becky's info link.... for some ideas for saturday :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by DreamerHelen
Re Dirty Sanchez and Cleveland Steamer.... Ewwwwwwwwww!!!!!! But each to their own I suppose....
But this one alternately made me laugh and feel ill:
BURPLING:
Sucking a fart out of another's willing anus
Quote by Mal
Bloody annoying when that happens though! It has me thinking for ages why someone would send me something and then decide to unsend it, if you get what I mean.
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Quote by onlyme1981
Give me a geek anyday! :rose:
They are kind of on the list of people you shouldn't fancy but do.....
Quote by little gem
I had a geek once but I gave him up for talking about computer stuff all the time..... even through sex. :shock: His idea of a kinky night in was rewiring the PC. :doh:
I'll pass on this one, you other girlies can have my share of geek all to yourselves!
I'd rather have geeks as lover or friends, not longterm boyfriends.
Gem. x
Quote by rogerthedragon
I knew what a snowball was BTW but the rainbow kiss was a new one on me. :twisted:
Quote by smokerjim
Just to smack this into left field for a mo, I want to say that I can't keep it up with a prophylactic on and a willing woman waiting :shock: :shock:
Quote by PrincessSwallows
Ewwwwww????
Thats gross??
I read sumwhere tho that to get into the Hells Angels you have to go down on a woman on her period???
This may just be a rumour?
Quote by breezer
Oh and the code - yes it reads a file in byte by byte and outputs it to stdout, rather inefficiently; and I don't believe that '1e' thing will do much 'cos it would need a 0x1e instead to be properly interpreted as a single byte EOF. Which isn't the standards-compliant way to check for end of file anyway. You're kind of already doing it with () in the while() condition. It also outputs a new line after so it's not quite a no-effect filter.
Do I get a sip of the free pint?
Quote by onlyme1981
Bloody annoying when that happens though! It has me thinking for ages why someone would send me something and then decide to unsend it, if you get what I mean.
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Quote by Osmosis
#include
#include <fstream.h>
int main()
{
//{Health,skill,offense,defense,Gold}
int Paladin = {100, 20, 10, 12, 0}; //Paladin's values
int Wizard = {80, 18, 8, 16, 0}; //Wizard's values
int Elf = {110, 15, 12, 9, 0}; //Elf's values
int Goblin = {40, 8, 6, 3}; //Goblin's values
int Troll = {60, 10, 13, 7}; //Troll's values
int Giant = {100, 14, 15, 8}; //Giant's values
int Sorcerer = {140, 25, 17, 12}; //Sorcerer's values
char filename;
cout << "filename:";
cin >> filename;
ifstream fin(filename);
if(!fin)
{
cout << "Unable to open " << filename << " for reading. ";
return 0;
}
char ch;
while (! ())
{
ch= ();
cout << ch;
if(ch == '1e')
();
}
cout << " ";
return 0;
}
A free pint to whoever can decipher this
Quote by Manolishi
Well I ain’t had a whine in a while so…………….
I was chatting to a lady a couple of weeks ago on msn. During our conversation she just happened to mention that her kids PS2 was broken. She was saying that it breaks at least once a year and it cost’s her £50 to get in repaired by Sony, not something she can easily afford.
My am I whining, well basically because Sony seem to be making a bloody fortune from these repairs when most of the time the units are just dusty.
It ended up that I asked her to buy some basic stuff to repair it herself (small screwdriver, can of air etc).
Well last night, she fixed it herself. It took less than ten minutes. I did talk her through it while I watched her progress on cam (which was fun).
Just a shame she didn’t get naked after the repair – maybe if I worked up to a tv?....................
Anyway – back to the gripe – I just wish that these absurd charges could be wavered somehow if the units are just dusty
End of gripe!
Quote by Jags:kiss:
Wow Jags, with references like that I'd guess your inbox is overflowing with PMs requesting fun & frolics.
:lol: Quote by Jags
Oh Fred
I can say no more but if you are curious (not Bi, that is) and would like a read here is the link
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/295.html#295
ops: just to remind me. :kiss:
Quote by PrincessSwallows
Have you had that stuff, you KNow "Goldsclarger" or summink?? It has little bit of gold floating about it it?
Quote by fluffer
if Postie is in the pub now (good man) then i want to join him in getting blind drunk!!
i'm reading through students written work and it's doing my head in. I need a bloody drink.
Postie, pet, hope you get bladdered and come on here to give some of us a laugh at your expense.
have a few for me
I for one predicted he would post on here for 5 minutes before going to bed.
