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9 Mar 2006

Quote by Scandal
Going to a munch is a totally different thing. It's a purely social event. If you are into meeting forum users and getting totally pissed so you can't remember what happens you'll probably enjoy yourself
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Well that's one way to put it Scandal, I'm not sure how many of us would agree with you. Personally I can quite happily go to a munch, not drink a drop (as usual), and have a perfect recollection of the previous evening's events.
I would say that they can be somewhat daunting if you're not particularly used to spending the evening in a pub full of people - I make no secret of the fact that I prefer smaller social events, preferably with something to do apart from drink. Having said that, they're a great way to put faces to names and meet a lot of people in a very short space of time.

5 Mar 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx
Not chip shop alley ?? :shock:
Minx x x

Bloody hell, it's been a long time since I rounded off a night out at Bogiez or Clwb Ifor Bach with a kebab on Caroline Street - best Campylobacter in Cardiff lol

lol

You took her there Welshanimal? You've certainly got class, of a sort. confused

confused

Anyway, congratulations mate.

28 Feb 2006

Quote by Darkfire
we ladies get 'Valentines day' apparently.... :shock:
there's no compariosn really is there, crappy card and some poxy chocolates, or a prime Sirloin steak and a bloody good oral session .....
I demand equality!

How do you like your steak? wink

wink

26 Feb 2006

Quote by tabbi
I'm tabbi...and I was drunk.....honestly :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: ops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

and I missed it? Damn!

26 Feb 2006

Quote by janeandwill
When I ws about 4 or 5, I was terrified of: motorbikes, men with beards, butchers shops, vacuum cleaners, Santa Claus and the chimney sweep. When I was a little older I overcame thesefears but i remember being frightened of the opening music to Roald Dahl's Tales of the Unexpected.
Now the only fear I have is putting on weight.

Some of us are very glad you've managed to overcome that particular fear smile

smile

I remember watching when I was about 11 and it scaring the wits out of me.

25 Feb 2006

Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Whats a cottager ???
soz but you all know I am daft :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Blonde my love on that I am as Blonde as you lol

lol

I have no kin idea.
Phredd
Cottaging is the act of attempting to have anonymous sexual enounters in public toilets and similar places. It's what George Michael got done for.

25 Feb 2006

Think I'll stick to Pool, we get players like:
Jeanette 'Black Widow' Lee

19 Feb 2006

1) You really need to go away and read what a Munch actually is - they require significantly more planing and preparation than you could manage in a couple of weeks (plus it takes time for people to sort out their social life).
2) Feel free to organise and advertise a social, but be aware that unless people have seen you around on here a bit at at least started to get to know you online, you probably won't have a huge amount of interest (I could be wrong, but that's mostly the case).
3) Personally I'm busy so even if you did manage to organise something on that date I wouldn't be able to come along.
Good luck.

18 Feb 2006

I don't play Pool, but I do play a reasonable amount of the real games - 9 ball, 8 ball, and very occasionally One Pocket or 14.1 Continuous (if I can find a willing oponent who's even heard of these games).
I do get down to your end of the country quite regularly, so if you two fancy a game sometime, let me know.

18 Feb 2006

Quote by JudyTV
Apparently you can now do a degree in "Air Guitar" . What better way is there to waste educational funds. Industry and commerce must be absolutely crying out for graduates with a "Air Guitar" degree. yea right................wonderful !
Jude

Of course the education industry is quite happy to offer degrees in anything if they can persuade people to sign over huge amounts of money to study them. Is this an undergraduate degree at a UK institution (I very much doubt it)?
I'd strongly suspect that any talk of a degree in air guitar probably comes either from the Finnish postgrads working on the computerised air guitar (which is really a concept demonstration for some very nifty cutting edge user interface design - the practical applications have yet to emerge, but one that sprang to mind would be the ability for a computer to recognise sign language and encode it into speech or writing), or somebody writing a Masters/PhD thesis on the phenomenon, which is fair enough.

17 Feb 2006

I'm so glad that almost by chance, the first album I bought (on audio cassette as I didn't yet have my own record player) was Paranoid by Black Sabbath. That set the tone for a whole misspent youth smile

smile

.
Favourite album is really tricky, I have so many that are appropriate for different timesand situations. If I had to pick one on the spur of the moment it'd almost certainly be by Led Zeppelin, probably IV.

17 Feb 2006

Quote by MikeNorth
Condoms are made of latex, which stretches. The bigger you are the tighter the fit. How can there be a problem?

It only stretches up to a certain point, and non-latex condoms have considerably less stretch (which is why if you check such things out you'll find them 6-10mm larger in diameter than an equivalent latex condom.
I posted a similar question a while ago after doing some quite extensive research ( think I must have looked up the vital statistics of almost every condom available in the UK, and some only available on import from the US), and got a few useful ideas. I've got a supply of Condomi XXL that are definitely bigger than average at the head end, but they have a taper on them so the base works a bit like a tourniquet (or a cock ring, I suppose confused

confused

), and they're still a pain in the ass to put on. Another suggestion was the femidom, if you can get somebody to use one without falling about laughing.

16 Feb 2006

Ok, an interesting thread, I have a few points to make:
1) A family of 15 is only unusual by late 20th/early 21st century western standards. I admit it's large (though given the very low infant mortality rate in the UK it's understandable), but 10+ is historically quite common. My grandfather and his identical twin brother were siblings 12 and 13 in their family, and I believe their mum had another one after them.
2) What do we do when people go ahead and have significantly more offspring than they can provide for? Do we let their children starve? Should we take them into care (note that this option is drastically more expensive in both monetary and social terms)? My grandad and his brother grew up in the workhouse, as his mum couldn't afford to feed them, is that the kind of thing you'd like to go on in this country?
3) Those 15 kids will (mostly) be working when we're all drawing our pensions. Given that most of the current pension crisis is caused by us not having enough children to pay for us to laze about in our old age, I'm all in favour of large families. Consider them an investment in your future. smile

smile

10 Feb 2006

Rag & Bone men haven't disappeared, they've all moved to South Shields. lol

lol

We had a skip in our back lane a few weeks ago to fill with rubble, a rotten shed, mouldy carpets and the old bath and boiler. It was being picked over for scrap at least once a day, in fact one day I saw it being examined by three different groups - the first had all the brass and copper, the second wandered off with all the steel he could get out without too much trouble (I think he'd been following the first one around all morning), and the third lot sniffed around for a bit before driving off looking disappointed.

8 Feb 2006

Quote by Missy

Another wrong couple - Happy Cats :shock: Where were the grumpy sods I was expecting? :shock: Was brilliant to meet you both - bit of an understatement that really, cos the pair of you were brilliant company, not to mention one hell of a good looking couple

Did you forget your contacts Missy?
Mrs HC was lovely but MCB? as soon as i saw him i thought of a certain Big Brother cat!

OMG

rotflmao

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
OMG :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
First glance then, my reaction was :eeek: he's gonna kill you for posting his pic without permission!!!!!
Oh no, can't stop laughing now :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Although the unfunny bit was that I thought and said how gorgeously handsome him and MrsHappy Cats were!!!!! :undecided:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
That looks nothing like MCB - his 'tache is far less luxuriant than that of the Member for Bethnal Green & Bow (who once addressed me as 'comrade' :shock: ).

7 Feb 2006

I've just had a look at Chameleon's website and they claim to be open from 11 am Tuesday-Friday, perhaps that would be an option, providing you don't mind travelling far beyond the limits of civilisation and into... The Black Country. :shock:

6 Feb 2006

Quote by Fallen Angel
It was SO good to meet so many friends, old and new. Isn't Deviated Pervert cool? Thank you to everyone I met, snogged, danced with and shared a room with.
Can't wait for the next one! :D

It's Prevert, dammit! lol

lol

(How many times did I say that? At least I was able to prove to Missy that I am not in fact a Privet.)
redface

redface

surprised

ops: :oops:

Quote by makingcocoa
bollocks bollocks BOL-- LOCKS, just wrote a really long thank-you and got logged out while trying to post it, and have lost the whole thing!

The same thing's just happened to me, so this is reply Mk II. sad

sad

It's also quite late, but that's because this is the first chance I've had to get to a computer since Saturday night (72 hours without 'net access is something of a record for me, even on my honeymoon in the Scottish highlands I could find a 'net cafe every couple of days rolleyes

rolleyes

).
Many, many thanks to Helen, Voddy and everyone else who was in any way involved in the organising, preparation, and execution of what proved to be a really fun evening.
It was great to see familiar faces once more and to meet many, many people for the first time. I won't list names as I'd never remember everyone, and that would be slightly unfair (and a very long post).
Incidentally, if in the future somebody sees me ordering more than two cans of Red Bull over the course of a munch, please could they come over and remind me not to be so bloody stupid. I was flagging a bit and so had four cans in about 90 minutes - ok it kept me going 'till gone 1 am, but when I got back to my Mum's (incidentally she thinks I spent the evening with a bunch of online gamers) I kept Mrs. DP awake 'till 3 am by talking crap constantly. :(

27 Jan 2006

Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
go to see a Dr rather asking for advice is the best idea.
get well soon

Personally I'd disagree with you, but that's got more to do with my own experiences and prejudices than logic or reason (don't ask me for the logical thing to do with the medical profession, you probably wouldn't like me after I'd told you).
Get well soon Helen, I'll do some research and see what I can come up with in the way of useful info.
im sure a medical expert (DR) is the best judge rather than asking advice form people on the internet .
You assume they're experts rather than by and large being a bunch of arrogant, patronising, and barely-competent idiots. The good ones are merely tainted by association with the average, which is very average. Having studied alongside medical students for three years and spent two years as a healthcare professional, I've met quite a few, the number who I'd trust to have anything to do with me could be counted on the fingers of one hand.
In Management then I assume = Money wasters the lot.
Every Dr is a good Dr but badly managed by so called professionals.
Phredd (SRN Rtd)
phredd
You would assume wrong, and I don't class NHS managers as healthcare professionals, they're overhead like managers everywhere.
Edited because I actually have some relevant links:
- my first choice for information on any condition are people who actually have it, so patient support and campaigning groups are top of the list.
- reasonably technical as it's intended for medics, but if you've got any sort of healthcare background it should be fairly intelligible.
I may add more links later, my DNS server is playing up so I'm having trouble finding the sites to check them out.

27 Jan 2006

Quote by guy4fun
go to see a Dr rather asking for advice is the best idea.
get well soon

Personally I'd disagree with you, but that's got more to do with my own experiences and prejudices than logic or reason (don't ask me for the logical thing to do with the medical profession, you probably wouldn't like me after I'd told you).
Get well soon Helen, I'll do some research and see what I can come up with in the way of useful info.
im sure a medical expert (DR) is the best judge rather than asking advice form people on the internet .
You assume they're experts rather than by and large being a bunch of arrogant, patronising, and barely-competent idiots. The good ones are merely tainted by association with the average, which is very average. Having studied alongside medical students for three years and spent two years as a healthcare professional, I've met quite a few, the number who I'd trust to have anything to do with me could be counted on the fingers of one hand.

27 Jan 2006

Quote by guy4fun
go to see a Dr rather asking for advice is the best idea.
get well soon

Personally I'd disagree with you, but that's got more to do with my own experiences and prejudices than logic or reason (don't ask me for the logical thing to do with the medical profession, you probably wouldn't like me after I'd told you).
Get well soon Helen, I'll do some research and see what I can come up with in the way of useful info.

21 Jan 2006

Happy Birthday Helen!
Hope you have a good one. wink

wink

20 Jan 2006

Quote by DreamerHelen
For those that have asked to be off the list they are now off the list.
For those that have PM'd me, I'm sorry but I have been offline for the past couple of days but I will reply today.
There are some that haven't confirmed!! Please DO confirm otherwise you won't get the details at the end of January.

Cool, I was beginning to wonder if everyone had dropped off the face of the planet (either that or you'd all decided to start ignoring me lol

lol

).
I think I've confirmed already, but in case there's any doubt whatsoever, I'd like to go.

19 Jan 2006

I think I was on the list for this munch a while ago (at least as a possible), but I haven't looking in LMU for a while. The way things are going I'll almost certainly be in Brum that weekend, so if there's still space, can I come along still?

21 Dec 2005

Quote by EnglishChris99
Rubber ones are a good start because they are easier to size and remove than solid ones. But do not use elastic bands cos thats just silly... your willy might drop off.

Actually, it's worth mentioning that you should always remember to take cock rings off regularly - at least once an hour or so. Blood trapped in your knob rapidly becomes deoxygenated (hence why it goes a bit numb) and if left to go stagnant you can get problems with clotting and/or gangrene.
I'm not sure elastic bands are particularly bad for this, though they do have the potential to impart quite a lot of force on a very small area. I can attest that getting hairs caught in them can be exceptionally painful. redface

redface

17 Dec 2005

Quote by piercedJon
If they dont rip off single guys using the pretence of "its to keep the numbers of members balanced" like every other fecking club in the UK, then if anyone finds out if this club really does exist then I'd love the details...
BDSM clubs in the UK on the whole charge by head... some with membership some without, but tend to charge equally to all members with no thought to sex...
Only swingers clubs seem to get away with charging males far more than any other designation... and then wonder why attendies have an atitude of "i've paid, I want it..." Every BDSM club and event i've attended has far more of a no means no attitude than any swingers club i've attended as everyone from male, female, single, couple, TV, TS etc. is treated as equal and no one is treated as the cash cow that "swingers" clubs do.

Well according to their website they charge single men and couples Â£15 and single women Â£5 - not equal but less of a differential than most I've seen.

16 Dec 2005

Quote by WibblyWobbly
Google is your friend

I was right - it is the old Conservative Club in Chesterfield... cor blimey!

The irony is delicious lol

lol

One thing I noticed from their site is that they're running Goth/Rock nights - it wasn't clear whether they were choosing to advertise their non-swinging events on the same website as the swinging nights or if these would be swinger friendly goth/rock events (which sounds pretty good from my POV, but I doubt that's the case). Whichever it is, it would seem at odds with the dress code (no jeans for one) - I can't imagine a rock night without a reasonable amount of greasy denim on display.

15 Dec 2005

I'm not sure if I'm really allowed to post a link to , as they charge membership to look at lots of the photos, but their advice and terminology section is about the best I've found on the web. My link goes to their page on male genital piercings, I suggest a damn good read is probably in order (there's a lot to get through).
Personally I've kept all of my piercings above the belt - nobody is going near my bits with a sharp implement, at least not if they expect to be able to use their arm afterwards. :twisted:

15 Dec 2005

Quote by dambuster
Are you sure it wasn't a hamster?? :? :? :? :?

Eww I hope not :scared:
Erm Martin... if it's a hamster, keep it :scared:
If it's a hamster, I'll have it.
but only if it comes with it's own ClingFilm :twisted:
Enjoy, Angel :thumbup:
I've heard gaffer tape is more effective. lol

lol

7 Dec 2005

I know plenty of people misread my username, though having an intentional misspelling in it doesn't help. I would change it but that would confuse people (especially me).

7 Dec 2005

Quote by Gymguy21UK
im only 21, so im tempted to say that i was nothing more than a twinkle in my parents eyes, but even that would be a bit early...
its weird, but dont mcFly really want to be the beatles? Also, i find yoko ono kinda creeps me out...
i guess my john lennon would have to be kurt cobain. Isnt it amazing how there is a symbol for every generation...
can i not say anything without feeling like a baby?!

Hang on, I was doing my A'Levels when Kurt Cobain died, so you'd have to have been in primary school. I also had tickets for the gig in Brum that was rescheduled after his earlier overdose and eventually cancelled after he died. sad

sad

Bugger, now you're making me feel old.