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simon__says
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 44

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Marya.
You've gotta go with your instinct babe.
but i would advice you have someone there. who is not involved with the event. but someone you can call up on if you need to.
I know for a fact i would not think anything less of you. if there was such thing as a Greedy bloke type think (then again does it excist..... i'm off to lets meet up after this thread is finished!) i'm sure every bloke would love it to be done to them.
Your an intellinget woman. and i know for a fact that you'll pick the right decission. and i hope you have fun either way...
xxxx
Jonathan xx
You taking the piss out of mine and Tallnhairys handywork!!!
Dont you even dare asking me to make it into a proper callendar... lol lol
Nice One Kinky..
but i think the models on our calander are easier on the eye. fair enought harder on something esle... but thats a different story
JGL
Quote by freckledbird
JGL it wouldn't have been hard for them to work out your username, it's your initials innit? Can't you change it to somat they won't recognise?
Bev
xx

Yep. but i'm not really called JGL around my family!!!!!!!! they normaly use my real name!!
Plus most of my other nicknames go by ACidrain. so i would of thought they would looked for that.
Looks like i'm gonnahave to ask mark for another favour and get my name changed (again!!!)
JGL
Quote by dazandlou
i been in it - October 2003 - First page of "Show us Yours"

Can you still get it on Back Order!!
BRB i'm off to the newsagents!! wink
JGL
Quote by sheffieldfun4two
After 4 years of secrecy keeping our swnging undercover, we decided that we could tell one or two of our close, non swinging friends.
One couple whom we have been very close friends with for many years were the first we told over a few drinks one night. They were horrified to say the least, especially when M admitted that she had had sex with probably 30 guys!
The woman phoned us the next day calling M a whore and told her not to go anywhere near her husband!
Unfortunately, the woamn is a loud mouthed cow and no doubt will take delight in telling all, when now we would rather have kept it all quiet!

that reason alone whould of made me think twice about telling them.
Sorry to hear your mis fourtune. my Brothers found out i was swinging a few weeks ago. luckly they took it well. but has now but me in an arkward situiation. they have some how found out what my User name is on here. so i'm a little bit more carefull what i write about. buts fizz out of the drink when you think your beening watched!
JGL
the only thread i avoid are the ones that are on page 4 or 5 by the time ive got to it. i'm too lazy to read all of it. and nowing my lukc i'd post a reply from something of the first page. and someone has already beaten me to the sarcastic remark.
normally i go for threads where i know the author is funny. EG: Well busty babe, Debbiewebs and Sgt Bilko. oh and of course my own threads just to see what person has been taking the piss out of me!
JGL
Quote by freckledbird
Well, no excuse for forgetting JGL's birthday now is there? lol
Bev
xx

I take it you spotted the suttle hint then!!
so i want snogs amd more... you've got no excuss!! wink
Hats of to tallandhairy
This version of the calendar is 10 times better than my own...
but just a quick one. does anyone mind me getting my version profesionally printed and raffleing it off ?
JGL.
Ner Ner Ner Ner
Ive got a free pass for the whole 4 days !!!... only downside i can't get down to it till Sunday afternoon!
My Father is exibiting in the Historic Section. . so he has given me one of his spare passes. so if anyone is there sunday. let me know and i'll say ello!
JGL
Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Girl:Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, fuck off!

Arthur: How shall we fuck off, O Lord?
Man: Er, excuse me, I want to get married.
Registrar: I'm afraid I'm already married.
Man:Er, no, no. I just want to get married.
Registrar:I could get a divorce, I suppose, but that would be a bit of a wrench.
Man: Er, no, no. That wouldn't be necessary because—
Registrar: You see, would you come to my place or should I have to come to yours, because I've got a big mortgage.
Man: No, no. I want to get married here.
Registrar: Oh, dear. I had my heart set on a church wedding.
Brian :Theres no pleaseing some people
Leaper :Thats just what jesus said sir!
___________________________________
Prisioner :you probalby get cuxifition
Brian :Crixifiction!!!!
Prisoner :yeh first offence
Quote by Ice Pie
Such an awlful programme, and as for having celebrities, it should be renamed "I want to be a celebrity, Get me in there!"

Quite. The only one I vaguely recognise is John McWhatsit, and he's hardly a "celebrity" is he? dunno
Thats one of the "wannabe" celebs.
who are the rest??? am i gonna have to buy a paper to find out.. or even worse watch the bloody think!!!
JGL
Quote by JGL
Not Watched it!!!!!JGL

How's your head? :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
Exploding head ache!!!!!
not too bad at the moment, pain killers doing there job. just that i've gotta stay sobar all weekend!
JGL
marya. this is the quote.... where is the word computer ????????
i never thought you'd mis quote me. i'm deffo crossing you off now!
JGL
I prasie you for saying ello!!!
sorry about my choice of weapon for taking the pis.. but hey. thats me for ya
Welcome th SH. as you will notice the exits are only painted on to the walls!!
JGL
Quote by Marya
Same from me too, my how gossip spreads redface rolleyes

That'll be my fault surprisedops:
Fabio told me in confidence but I know PJ (not quite so well as you, MQ!!!) and he will really appreciate everyone's kind thoughts at this time.
I bluddy hope so, anyway, or I'm in BIG trouble!
and the big mistake was letting me find out!!!
Quote by Jags
You could email Billy Connolly cos he seems to do that a lot!
Even on TV - think it was round Eros statue the last time. :shock:
:P

that alwasy brings back images of the Film Parole Officer. with Steve coogan.
for those who haven't seen it. the knob breaks off in his hand (i would of said come off in his hand. but i know what minds you lot have got! wink )
JGL
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Don't take it to heart Composer - feel proud that you have achieved your first Locked Post. Some people spend months on here trying to be locked, and you managed it on your second thread!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
By the way - how is the ship building getting on???? confused :? :? :lol: wink

that is so TRUE.
I was well chuffed when i got one of my thread Locked. i sat back and thought i have finally achieved everything in life!!!
my First (and only) thread was locked about 3 weeks ago.
fair enough i've had a few posts magically disapear. not sure for what reasons though!
JGL
Quote by Scandal
Not Watched it!!!!!JGL

How's your head? :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
Exploding head ache!!!!!
not too bad at the moment, pain killers doing there job. just that i've gotta stay sobar all weekend!
JGL
Nar. i work a boring 10 - 6 shift
but when i used to work in the warehouse of our company. i used to work very odd hours. one week i'd be on nights then next on days.
JGL
Not Watched it!!!!!
i'm too busy tarting in the chatroom when it comes on so ive not see it yet. i don't even know whos locked up in there?
is it actually worth watching? or shall i still to SH ?
JGL
Nice to see this thread is dropping quite fast!!
dawn if i give you the puppy dog look? will that help
JGL
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Tempting
:giggle:
bolt

dawn you wouldn't would you ???
i can beg!!!
JGL
Quote by Sgt Bilko

did you know JGL has been told by the doctor not to use a computer for a while cos of the knock to his head???
Not that I'm suggesting anything Sarge. lol

Quote by JGL
I'm just hoping bilko don't see marya's post and de activate me.
my doctor errr only advised me not to use the PC.. errr.... redface

So JGL, what exactly did the doctor say????? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
err....
well i was given a sick note. saying i could work caue the Pc was the reason why my head ache is still giving me grief (the flaring of the screen and focusing of the eyes).
so i'm not really meant to be using them at all .. but he did say i could use SH. casue is user friendly :angel:
Just heard in the chatroom that PJ has just come out of hospital.
so i thought id send a SH GET WELL CARD

Hope you get better soon mate!
JGL
Quote by Jags
This is what you need to read:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/7655.html
:P

was that a result of a search by any chance!!!
lol lol lol
JGL