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simon__says
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 45

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I did find this sight by mistake... well not excatly true. cause i was looking for something that brought me hear.
i've told this tale many times but i'll say it again ( starting to sound like uncle ablert)
once upon a time i was sitting in my mates car eating a Mcdonolds when the topic of stan collymore came up and the dogging stuff that was in the papers. if i recall correclty i was getting the piss taken out of cause Aston Villa Losing. and he came in to the convers. then they told me that the car park that we have out McD was a dogging spot.. "Yeah right" i thought... and soon the topic changed to something else.
and on one lonley sunday afternoon i was getting bored with chatting in Lycos. and that came into my mind. so i thought i'd check the search engines.. i opened up google and typed "doggin at barr beacon" and the first entry was Swinging heaven (your welcome to go check!). so yep my mate was right. now the sight was up i thought i'd have a nose arround. when i stumbled across the chatroom. got chatting to a couple of ppl in there. and ive been here ever since.
so i did "fall" in to swinging. its not really something i thought i would be doing. but gald i am
JGL
Quote by Kit
JGL poke- don't let yourself be caught up in the Siren's song :shock:
Jags you are a bad girl smackbottom worship
You know tomorrow never comes :giggle: :twisted:

too late.. my ship is being guided in . my the sight of lovelyness!!
JGL
Quote by Jags
No thread hijacking you two!! :twisted: :twisted:
This was the oldest thread and as such should be mothballed as a priceless piece of SH memorabilia.
Roger the Dragon cool

Oi... hijacks are allowed! lol
and the boss has spoken!!!
and just so i'm not hi jacking it!
Cheers mark for a great site!
JGL
Quote by Jags
the oldest tread on SH
so i thought i'd give it a blanten Boing!!
JGL

:happy: :happy: :happy: Someone who can actually search the site - Jags snogs to you!!
:P
When can i collect them ????
thank you tallnhairy
Tomorrow???
:P
Sounds like a plan! he he he
JGL
Quote by Jags
the oldest tread on SH
so i thought i'd give it a blanten Boing!!
JGL

:happy: :happy: :happy: Someone who can actually search the site - Jags snogs to you!!
:P
When can i collect them ????
thank you tallnhairy
Welcome Back Calista !!!!!
i bet its horrible not been able to post!!!!
I'm just hoping bilko don't see marya's post and de activate me.
my doctor errr only advised me not to use the PC.. errr.... redface
JGL
Quote by tallnhairy
Latest on calendar, the email never made it to Mark with the new pics last night due to technical problems, hope to get to him soon. Then our last two models can see themselves. Should be ready then for the 'official' launch very soon.
When the front cover shows 2 new pics (Mrs TnH adding as a stand in at moment) for April and June then new version is up. From then on there should be no dead links or pics.
biggrin January - LibraLove
:D February - AngelChat
:D March - Daz and Lou
confused: April - Lil_miz_naughty <-- Pic done but awaiting upload
:D May - Well Busty Babe
:?: June - HornyRed and Dino <-- Pic done but awaiting upload
:D July - EagerSlut
smile August - Sun Bunny
:D September - Genhertscpl
:D October - Silk and Big G
:D November - Mr and Mrs TallnHairy
:D December - Jah_2uk
Key
:D - PM to me or post to say like 'Low Bandwidth' new one
:) - PM or post re the initial calendar
:?: - No feedback yet
:!: - Awaiting photo
Thanks to all those who modelled, got the ball rolling, put it all together, and made this happen.

i take it we're deffo going with the better low bandwidth version ?
JGL
Sorry to hear it helen.
IF you ever what a chat or an ear to shout into Just Pm me, and i'll give you my MSN.
Im not the best advise giver in the world. but i'm a great listener.
JGL stands for Jon Good Listener
xxxx
JGL
i never rang one of them.
put i remeber my bother building up a £400 phone bill when he was 14. aftr that my fahter but a ban on all Premium numbers.
so by the time i left home the internet was fully established. so why pay £1 per min on it.
JGL
PS : whats ya number ??? lol lol
Quote by VenusnMars
Thats a point o dont thing did an ello thread either
JGL

Explain.
:giggle:
Venusxxx
err
thats a point, i don't think i did an ello thread either!
Sorry i type to fast for my brain to keep up!
JGL
Quote by dundeecpl
Takes note:
Twister makes Little and Lucy lie on backs with legs in air :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: ooh, what a vision wink
A trip to the games shop for me this week rolleyes
G x

that thought will keep me up all night now!!... no where did i leave the kleanex!!
nice to see you leave the best till last on your whos comeing list!!
JGL
Thats a point o dont thing did an ello thread either
so i might aswell high jack this one
Hello EVERY ONE!!!
i think its become the norm now to say ello. plus if give you a starting block
JGL
Quote by Marya
this is interesting ..... Hmmmmm!
did you know JGL has been told by the doctor not to use a computer for a while cos of the knock to his head???
Not that I'm suggesting anything Sarge. lol

Poor evil..
SH needs me!!... i mean I need SH..
You wouldn't.. not to little young JGL.. you couldn't be so cruel
JGL
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Well done JGL and Lil_Bunny !! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
You are the 60th and 61st to join the 1000+ Club. Marya looks like being the next!!

does this mean Lil bunny and mayra are still in my three some!!
life cant get much better than this.
JGL
Quote by redstilletto
nope i dont know anyone on here :twisted:

well if you would like to know me your always welcome for a coffee (or tea)
JGL
Quote by ^Tigger^
ok but how bigs the ring and canna keep it ???? LOL

you can take ur pick
from the 2p pix a mix that is!!!
JGL
well i did upload it. but i can always remove it!!!.
Just a few quick ones.
August is now Sun Bunny.
Ive had the photos for Hornyred Dino. has sent me the Photos.
JGL
Quote by tallnhairy
Post aimed at you n Lou mate ;) Then I suggest we ask the others who contributed photos via PM to confirm they happy...

Righty o.
I'm just uploading it as we speak.
i'll PM everyone the new version
is there a way of sending one Pm to multipy People? or do i have to send each one seperatly
JGL
Quote by johnneuk1
wink HI
just wondering if anyone has bumped into there next door nieghbour,teacher, or mam and dad???? :shock:

err...............
I had a PM of someone who i think was tring to drop a suttle hint.
but so far i dont think come across anyone i know.. but if i do i hope its a female friend.. might open up a few doors (hopefully bedroom ones!!)
JGL
Quote by tallnhairy
Anyone seen the cleaned up one yet?

i wasn't sure weather to wait till mark published it on the "spot light section or post it myself.
if you want me to upload it to where the old version used to be i can??
JGL
Quote by tallnhairy
Its called the AUP, look up ;) Its at the top of the cafe... oh and common sense

sorry for being picky. but i think you'll find its at the bottom of the page!! lol lol lol
JGL
As you all may of notice. since the post count next to you name was removed. all the "X"post milestones have stopped to.
but i thought sod it. Ive finally hit 1000 posts. and feck am i keeping quiet!!!
I'm gonna give my self a huge self certified pat on the back for posting 1000 posts of utter crap. i know this post will annoy a few. but hey thats what i was put on this earth to do. and so far i think I'm doing quite well.
so congratulations JGL and heres to another 1000 posts (unless i get banned or shot down before i obtain that goal!)
JGL
How fars Kent from Birmingham??????
why is it that all the beautiful Single Fems live so far way from brimingham.
Libra, hope you find what you are looking for. and if you don't then i'm sure i'll still be about!
JGL
Quote by lpoolpaul
my partner could be going away for a while soon sad so before he does i want to show him some fem on fem action and he can then join in,may also consider couples,we are based in liverpool all responses will recieve reply

Is this before or after his 21st birthday??
JGL
Quote by Dawn_Mids
wink
i went to the Docs this morning and have been given a week opf work... my constant head ache is being flared up by being on the PC all day at work. so i'm on a sickie !!
JGL

awwwwww :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: passionkiss
Dawn :silly:
Auntie dawn is looking after me again!! xxxxx
if there was ever a vote for best Mod Dawn would have to get my vote.... hmmm if i never promised to do a poll again. i would of started one.
JGL