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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 45

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Well i dont really need to post a reply for you to know my answer!
But my name down for it.
JGL
Quote by Marya
I've been informed that I have to put my name down for this - so, can I?
If the chalets have their own bathroom, can I please not share with too many girlies as I don't want to fight for 'mirror pirviledges' cool

I wonder who that could of been biggrin
The last one was a great weekend. seing maarcuso doing a ALi G Impression ALL evening was worth the booking fee alone !!!
JGL
Quote by foxylady 123
Some people will do ANYTHING to use up the bottle of champagne thats sat in their fridge!!!

lol!!!
I used it up at xmas. was rather nice as well... might even invest in a nother bottle.
JGL
Quote by HungryP
I've just noticed that "Real Wife Swaps" is repeated tonight. Perhaps there are others like me who didn't see it first time.
Channel 5 tonight.

I might have to watch this. a friend of mine worked in oneof the places what was used for filming.
but i missed this the first time round
JGL
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
wave and :welcome: to the funny farm. :giggle:

Oi thats not funny!.. Lol
but sadly its true!!!
Welcome and hope your stay is an enjoyable one
JGL
Quote by well_busty_babe
i need the answer by tomorrow though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so really you need to have found your wife by tonight!
best of luck!
xxxxxxx

Tonight!!!!!
right you'v heard it ppl..... please help me!!!.
JGL
Right now you all know that i'm a very seriuos person and don't normally kid about stuff. so this is quiet genuine (i think!)
i am looking for a wife!.. yep you heard it right a wife. doenst have to be a long term thing. for the weekend will do nicely.
i have had the offer to join a couple... only down side it that i need to be in wed lock for the 4-some to take place. so i was wondering if any single fem (or even a fem that would like to see what bigamy is like) would like the honor of being my wife. please PM me.
and as a kind jesture. i will honor the "half of everything" rule when in the divorce.
maybe your a single fem thats aklways saying "always the bridesmaid but never the bride". here is your chance to become the bride.
thanking you in advance
JGL
Quote by Sarah1448
JGL
Come here right now! smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
I've got a chest infection, no I do not want Vicks rubbed into my bum, now if you were offering massage oil or similar..............................

how about a full body massage then ?? i'm sure i'd be more than happy to help with that one.
and maybe even a hug. to help you forget about the horrible chesty thing!
JGL
Quote by Sarah1448
I have a chest infection
(no jokes about sending vic over or comiong over to rub it better please, heard them all)
for the last 3 weeks, so mine is available as well, free of charge to keep within the AUP.

Bugger!!!!.. you sure i can't change your mind! can bring a packet of tunes too!!
JGL
well seeing that it's you, can you bring some orange strepsils as well please :twisted:
I'm on my way.
love your Avatar By the way.... :P by any chance can i rub the vicks in to your bum!!! ;-)
JGL
Quote by MQ
So you are getting a headache at home instead JGL lol

Shrrr..............
JGL
Quote by Sarah1448
I have a chest infection
(no jokes about sending vic over or comiong over to rub it better please, heard them all)
for the last 3 weeks, so mine is available as well, free of charge to keep within the AUP.

Bugger!!!!.. you sure i can't change your mind! can bring a packet of tunes too!!
JGL
Quote by sparky230
Anyone want a cold, free of charge to first taker,I've been trying to shift it for over a week so I thought I'd try giving it way.
Anyway seriously nice to catch up on whats on forums,being working away for a while

Hmmmmmm.........
do i want a cold ???
Yep i'd love to look and sound like shit for a whole week.
JGL
Quote by Dawn_Mids
i don't think you'd catch me in there.. i camera shy as it is!!!

You are? oops redface
lol
Why aren't you at work?
Dawn :silly:
wink
i went to the Docs this morning and have been given a week opf work... my constant head ache is being flared up by being on the PC all day at work. so i'm on a sickie !!
JGL
Good Morning!
JGL is
24 (but appariantly looks 12)
Single Male (but not the 'orrible type)
Empolyeed
Permanlty skint (well after my munch budget!)
Blue eyes with a black dot in the centre
errrrr what else about me
i ramble... can't spell.....
JGL
Errr.... is liberations the one that was advertised in that nice paper called the News of the world ???
i don't think you'd catch me in there.. i camera shy as it is!!!
JGL
well i'm guilty of the "dual names" in Chatroom.
i spent new years eve with a friend (FRIEND) and we logged in under a dual name, and i've gotta say. it was one of the best nights i've had in the chatroom. i've found that the chatroom can be alot more fun when there is two brains behind the keyboard (fair enough it was 2 rather drunk cant spell to save there lives brain). and not only gettng the piss taken out of me by the person sitting next to me. but by the otehr 50 or so pps in the room.
JGL
By any change was the poll devised by smash hits, or some other teen Mag.
wheres the Band aid song? given the fact its meant to be one of the best selling tracks.
Wheres the Robin hood one? i think by wet wet wet or something like that.
JGL

Here ya go ppl.
Hiya Daz. A very good freind of mine is giving the HTML a clean up. and soon as it has been done it will be forwarded to Mark.
The link above is the non cleaned up version.
if you can't access it, thats due to 's stupid bandwith rules...
JGL
Quote by Mark
um, apparently the sites temporarily gone down, sorry!!!!!

If you want this baby on the 'In The Spotlight' section, then I'm afraid I'm the only one daft enough to host it with our kind of traffic.
Zip it up and send it to me :thumbup:
cheers mark.. will do
i'm a happy chappie!!!!
JGL
Quote by Angel Chat
Well the bit that I saw looks fantastic so a HUGE WELL DONE to JGL for getting it sorted. Unfortunately we've used up all the data transfer allowed for the site so I couldn't look past April :cry: and I couldn't see the pic for January :cry: :cry: Will have another look later though and hopefully get to see some more.
PS I got Valentine's day :bounce: :happy:

don't tell me limits the ammount of users that can view the site... bogging hell.
back to the drawing board..
JGL
I Have Just Pm'd Dazandlou, the URL for the Calendar. so she can look over it and let me know if its crap or not..
i created a version using Powerpoint (my draft version) so if anyone wants a printable version. please PM me and i will give you the URL to go and get it.
THANK YOU to everyone who helped by sending me the Photos.
if you want to make a donations to the calender i will be at the Essex munch & the valentines Munch.
i'm thinking of having one copy done professionally. ( with marks permission obviously). which could be raffled off at one of the munches!. if any one thinks this is a good idea let me not. and if its a crap one Deffo let me know!!!
JGL
Quote by Dawn_Mids
so i was right in the first place...
trying to blag it by telling me you couldn't log in and out so quick..... no wheres that Smack bottom Emote ?
JGL

I know lol
Sorry JGL kiss
Dawn :silly:
i'll let ya off!!!
i'm honoured you picked me out of everyone esle. to take the piss out off!!
JGL
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Mork - Silk and Big G
Scramble - Libra-Love
JGGL - Dawn_Mids
Eyes Pie - MISSCHIEF
I Spy - Sgt Bilko
Next five:
Jigs
WellBustyBaby
WebbieDebs
Sandal
Missipus 1669

so i was right in the first place...
trying to blag it by telling me you couldn't log in and out so quick..... no wheres that Smack bottom Emote ?
JGL
10 mins must be up by now!!!!
if feels like ages.... i want to know who JGGL is so i can go get my revenge!!!!
unless it was there way of gettnig revenge on me .Hmmmm thats an idea.
who have i upset ?????
Foxy lady 123 - for the Bum avatar
errr..
who else
Quote by Slinky Lizard
TVJudy was LoveCommando?
JGGL......... Corriefem ?

now that one would of suprised me!!! but it would explain a few things!!! lol
JGL
Quote by JGGL
lol
I have really enjoyed this, we should do this again some time
JGGL redface

so who are you then ???? its been bugging me all weekend..
Quote by Marya
But if you sign as offline then no one can contact you at all - is that right?

there is that point.. but at least you can do "selective" tempoary blocking. then switch to Online once your ready to chat to who you need to
JGL
i found a useful feature on MSN 7. you can sign in as offline..
its quiet handy as well
JGL
Calenders "sort of" finished.
its not the most professional Thing you've seen... but then again I DID design in. so that'll tell you why. over the next few weeks when i get time i will keep it updated and improve it as it goes along..
i'm waiting for the following Peoples Picces
Horny Red & Dino
Eager Slut
Lil Miz Naughty
couple of changes where made to the list
Sunbunny has become August . due to Hornyrider having technical trouble
and Genhertscpl has become September... well just because i thought your pics looks a lot better then mine!
From
The REAL JGL
PS - thank you for everyones help. Lou has agreed to give all the ones that have helpped a snog.. she doesnt know she has agreed but hey!! lol