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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 45

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Quote by celticq
OH go on then give us the link??
Have recently found that some folk know I'm online when I'm invisible on . Is there are programme which does this too??

i dunno i was given the program so i can email it you... its quite a naff program but it works lol
JGL
I've just come a cross a program that tells you whos got you on block in MSN & !
just been testing it out. on a few names that have been offline for quiet a while.. i was quiet suprises that someone has actuall but JGL on there block list.. i thought it was an international crime... but surely there are quiet a few... am i that boreing for something
lol... don't answer that one !!
JGL
Quote by Dawn_Mids
How is your head JGL?
Dawn :silly:

does this mean i've caught you out ???
lol lol
to be honest its killing me!...
JGL
Quote by JGGL
Oh you just confusing me now!
rolleyes
and my head still hurts!
JGGL

this is bugging me now!!! for you to know about my head you must be a requalr in the chatroom..
my guesses are as follows
Steve G
Marya
Dawn Mids
Ian Mids
not sure what weapon and i'm sure it may of been in the study......
JGL
this is really bugging me now..
for the life of me i can't think whos doing me!! (no puns)
at first i thought it Was Dawn Mids... but now i've not got a clue.
and stop ripping the mick out of the calender!...
JGL
Quote by tallnhairy
Well I can send you a pic of rocks n hillside... Quite pretty in a summer sort of way and copyright free... Wish I had a stone circle, but don't have a shot of one.

cheers for all your hell.
I'm gonna get soom sleep. casue my heads make it self known (had quite a bad knock on tuedsay)
i'll be up first thing tomorrw and email Daz and yourself the final copy..
JGL
Quote by tallnhairy
Hard bit, staying legal as you need copyright to the pics...

errr.....................
ive jsut be hunting the sight and pinching pics that can't really be reckonised 100%
JGL
<HELP NEEDED>
For the calender. i'm tring to use a differnt back drop for each one. according to the month
eg: january = snowy. FEb : love (valentines) March = easter etc....
for the life of me i cant think what i can use for MAY and JUNE ..
Anyone please please give me an idea???
apart form that the calender is nearly finished, all i have to do is the naviation bits, and add the munch dates on to the calender.
if you want me to but your birthday on the calender. i'll be more than happy!
JGL
bloody! hell....
i can't beleive i''ve let this post slip me by
wait till i get my hands on the person imatating me!!
JGL <--- the real ONE
Quote by Libra-Love
JGL, leave your knob alone and get back to the pics.
No wait, leave the pics alone :shock: and get back to your....erm....erm...
No, no don't.....
God I'm confused now confused
Gimme back me pics? evil

well if you want to give me a helping hand... i'd more than welcome it ;-).
will leave my hands free to finish the Calender!
JGL
Quote by Cicero
You think sitting on your nuts is painful? Try accidently brushing your cock on a stinging nettle whilst having a wee! Served me right for not watching what I was doing.
Love Cicero

ive done that many atime... wen i used to go camping.. and getting caught short in the middle of the night... ...
the only good thing was i had and excuss to rub it!!!! ;-).
if you saw some of the pics i'm having to sort.. you'd understand!!!!
JGL
Quote by tallnhairy
Think after DaznLou all those who submitted pics should get a preview smile

i'll make sure everyone who is involved with it, is happy with the final design before making it public... i think its only fair.
and then at least if you all think its crap... only a hand full have seen it.. and i won't have to leave the sight with my head between my legs!!
JGL
Quote by Red(RHG)
lol - oi I have always shaved for you jgl so don't go spreading rumours!
hehehe
Cathy x

wink :wink:
do i dare answer that one.......
JGL
Quote by tallnhairy
Hmm it will be gathering them that would take time, may be easier just to roll with photo's

ture indeed... but then again i can always add them to the calender later..
as its a web page it can be updates and tarted up when needed to...
Dont you just hate it when you sit down to fast and give yourself mashed potatoes!!
just this second done it...... OUCH
JGL
Quote by tallnhairy
JGL i think the default most designs base on these days is 800x600. Personally I am on 1280x1024.

thats what i thought.. i know it looks good on my screen( not in a big headed way). but i'd hate to think it looks crap on another PC... would be a right git.
got a few more ideas.... not sre if they can be done at this late stage.
but is it worth having a little Bio or some saucy stats i can but on the same page?
JGL
Quote by tallnhairy
JGL if there anything I can do to help let me know, I'm ok at web design and graphics work and could spare an hour or two tonight if need be. PM if I can help.

I think i'll be fine.. just gotta stay away from the forum and chatroom while i get down to doing it... as you may of gathered i'm easly distracted!!
i'm just ploughing through it now..
now this may be a stupid question. but what resultion has everyone most PPl got there PC on?
JGL the one they call Jiggle
Good One Red
i'm never gonna be able to look at you again with out thinking of the medival bearded women!! lol lol lol
<--- runs from the all mighty slap..
JGL
Quote by dazandlou
Today is the last day to get your photos in guys, the calendar is going out on Monday (i hope, JGL... where are you!!)
As yet we're still waiting on Pics from the following.............
SexySurrey and Babe47 aka SurreySingle and HornyBitch
Lil_Miz_Naughty
HornyRed and Dino (i know ive spoken to you guys though)
HoneyRider
So PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE get those pics in guys, if theyre not in by tonight then we'll take the pics from the people who would be going on the front page and use them instead... that means in this order AngelChat, GenhertsCple, Pinkbubble and SunBunny will become your months.

i so hate dead lines!!!!
ive had quite a hectic week this week with being first week back at work and knocking myself out (long story!) but it will be done. all ready for inspection my Daz & Lou..
JGL
well the 3rd NW munch was my first one, and it was a great night. and got me coming back for more.. to the excent that you'll see my name down on ever munch in "lets meet up" Lol!
I meet so many ppl and not one i sould say a bad word against well maybe that JGL.. LOL..
looking forward to NW 4 ...
JGL
Quote by Libra-Love
Yep - a week late as Libra Love doesnt get her camera till wednesday - so we're aiming for Monday 10th. confused

redface Sorry for the delay guys
That's what you get with Libra in January evil
And no I'm not doing any *American shots* to make up for it either :shock: rotflmao
cheers for the photos.
i'll have a little play with them (not in that way.. yours minds are terrible!) and see what is best.
JGL
errr...... my dieting so far has not gone to plan.
so i thought i would give everyone a head start!!!!
its not my fault there is a chinesse takeaway at the end of my road !!!
JGL
Corrie,
i hunted down your profile. its well thought out. and i hope you get out of it want you want.
i was just about to reply to it. then i saw the not 25-35 bit. and i thought no fair..
hope you have fun. deleteing all the adds from the idiots! ive heard the stories!)
JGL
if i can book the wednesday / thursday off work then count me in!!!!!!
will have to be provisionally for now thought.
xxxxx
JGL
Quote by dundeecpl
Excellent post.
So many guys would benefit from the post, if they bothered to take the time to read it.
G & D x

do you mean i'v gotta read all of it!!! i couldn't see any sexy pics so i kept scrolling down!!
but serious good post.
Being a sinlge bloke i know whats its like trying to get into a "couple" oriantated thing.
JGL
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
And if anyone wants a toygirl :twisted: . You all know where I am

i'm on my way !!! ;-)
JGL
well i'm only 24. so if anyone is after a toy boy.. you know where to look! lol lol
i presume its not the age that attacts a person to someone. it is there personallity. or looks.
there has been many a times where ive meet ppl at parties from the chatroom and they have been shocked when they find out i'm only 24.. they normal responce is "you sound a lot older". which is why i think i have more success in getting to know ppl than most of the youngest who use the chatroom. i have seen a lot of single men come and go in the chatroom. and quit casue they think they have not been given the opertunity casue of there age, and i'm sitting there thinking.... "err well i'm doing alright for myslef"
ive got a long list of Stand up comedians. its the only type of DVD i seem to buy
i'm not sure who i would class as my favourite. as it depends on the mood i'm in.
but my top ten would be ( in no order)
Frank Skinner
Dave Gorman
Lee Evans
Peter Kay
Ben Elton (a oldy but still funny)
Jasper Carrot
Jack Dee
Rik & Ade
Eddie Izzard
Tommy Terrian
JGL
well Ive made a great start to the new year.
was coming home from work. and forgot to listen to the advise about not running across roads, and as my foot touched the kerb. i went arse over tit and crashed my head against the floor. felt like it bounced!...
i wouldn't of minded but I've gone and put a hole into my best work trousers! and sitting here with a pounding head ache..
lest just hope its not an early warning sign
xxxx
JGL
happy birthday steveg!
Bloody hell 21 !! i thought you looked a "tad" older than that!!
Have a great day
JGL