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simon__says
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 45

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If Debs wants to have September instead of me it'll be fine.
seeing my ugly mug would only put people off viewing the calender!!!
JGL
Just a quick update!
ive started on the layout of the calender. for now i'm going for a HTML version. well thats untill i can find my macromeadia suite, seems like its done a bunk!.
i will desgin a Powerpoint version as well so for those who want a copy. i'll send it them when i have finished!
xxx
JGL
Quote by Vix
(yam yam speak!)
JGL

Hmm. I've had 3 Yamahas and none of them actually spoke.
lol :lol: :lol:
i think you know what i mean!!! tusk tusk tusk!
yam yam's are black country folk people!
JGL
Quote by musketeer
I managed to lose our lottery tickets in October and they turned up unpacking the car over Christmas, and no I didn't win. However I went onto the lottery web site to check the tickets and the following, amazingly, are unclaimed -
£1,544,000 Swale area of Kent, 21/07/04, claim by Jan 17
£2,852,700 Wyre area of Lancs, 28/07/04, claim by Jan 24
£7,039,400 Belfast City, 07/08/04 Lotto extra, claim by Feb 3
and there are two unclaimed prices from the 6th November, one from Sandwell and the other Stroud, each one valued at £1,666,000.
Greed is Good!
Check those coupons.
5% commission please.

that says it all!! i live next door to sandwell so i'm not suprised it would be someone from there that would win and not claim! "Yove wun a tenna yo ave mate" (yam yam speak!)
JGL
Quote by gray
hey im new guy and still cannot use chat room , followed all instructs as well
any ideas, oh and a happy new year to all and i hope all got what you wanted for xmas biggrin

there is a sticky showing you how to do it!.
JGL
Quote by pinkbubble(mr&mrs)
more to the point. what am i still doing here at 1:40 am!!!
so what do you mean?? you've told your wife you want to swing and she dont like it?
your swinging behind your wifes back?? not sure what your trying to tell us
JGL

Yes but surely its not swinging if its behind someones back, its cheating?????
wondn't suprise me! there has been a fair few on the last few days! we might need a new forum for "lets cheat" section!
i know i'm still new to the swinging sence but even i know the main idea of it!
JGL
more to the point. what am i still doing here at 1:40 am!!!
so what do you mean?? you've told your wife you want to swing and she dont like it?
your swinging behind your wifes back?? not sure what your trying to tell us
JGL
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
Well my birthday is on the @nd April if anyone wants to stick that in the calender :twisted: . Any specail b'day pressies for me :twisted:

if your going to the scotish munch i'm sure i can get yoa few drinks as it is the weekend before your birthday!
New year for me will most probalby be stuck inside watching TV or on the net!.. what my life has become!
but if i get bored i might go up Broad street in birmingham and celebrate it in the freezing cold
JGL
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
Aww, it was a compliment. Sorry,lol. And thank you very much. Didnt mean to seem ungrateful there. I suppose this means you need to spank me :twisted:

i'm sure i can forgive you. but if you want the spankning i can always forgive you later!! ;-)
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
:twisted: Kylie? Ass? She hasnt got an ass. Now J lo has what I call an ass!!!

well it was meant to be a completment! :-) will try better next time.
(sorry for hi-jacking the thread)
JGL
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
:shock: i'll answer once my brain stops spinning

lol.. to late in the evening for me to answer!
Lil_ miz. i love your avatar! that is a great rear! it would make J-lo and Kylie green witn envy!
Updated list
Jan -
Feb -
Mar - dazandlou
Apr - lil_miz_naughty_0204
May - Well Busty Babe
Jun - hornyred & Dino
Jul -
Aug - honeyriderx
Sep - JGL <-- well i am called the school boy so i thought this would be the bestone for me
Oct -
Nov -
Dec -
Any more???
what format do you reckon will be better? as HTML or a File you down load
Mark. could we still a bit of web space to host it? at least then you'll have to access SH to view it.
JGL
Quote by red_931
You've got it all wrong....W.E. actually stands for wimpy erection. No wonder there's so many dissatisfied people on here with that kind of mistake being made. lol

i like that version!
JGL
PS: love ya avatar! by the way
its the person that turns me on not the size of them!.
looks might catch the eye. but its a good personallity that holds on to the attention.
JGL
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
Just zip it mister!!!

Quote by frecklebird
don't you dare or it will be smackbottom :smackbottom: for you

my lips are well and truely sealed!
JGL
Quote by freckledbird
Bugga - Do me and Lil miz officially have big gobs now??

lol.. am i brave enough to answer that one ? lol lol
JGL
Quote by booming5
so you say. i dont beleive you though

you'll find that only the single blokes that act like gentlemen will get far!.you've been here lest than 30 mins and made enimes of at least 3 fems! give it an hour and you'll have everyone against you! lol lol.
Swingingheaven is not a open door for ppl to cheat on there wives!. if your cheating your not swinging!.
JGL
its tw... prats like you that make life hard for the more genuien single males on the site.
its hard enough as it is to get accepted in a world of cpls!. with out prats like this.
cheers for letting the side down
JGL
Quote by booming5
take it easy i just wanted to see the dam thing work i dont mean to offend you babes

i'm sure one thread is enought to see it it works not 3 or 4.
post ya self a welcome message in the cafe before ppl think like me and call you a _____
well if all you 3 threads work how will you know which one was the sucessful one?
JGL
Quote by well_busty_babe
oooohhhhhhhhhhhhh can i? can i????please can i????
i would luuurrrvvvveeeee to be in your calender lou... can i be miss may?
as in........"ohh yes you may!" :twisted:

great to see you posting again WBB! seesm like ages.
So we have got our first nomination
Jan -
Feb -
Mar -
Apr -
May - Well Busty Babe
Jun -
Jul -
Aug -
Sep - JGL <-- well i am called the school boy so i thought this would be the bestone for me
Oct -
Nov -
Dec -
Quote by dazandlou
Cheers Mark hunny!!
So, to summarise so far if i may........
1) We are all in agreement for a calendar - Online seems to be the best solution.
2) We agree with the theory of a donation scheme - we obvioulsy need to discuss this as not everybody will want to donate.
3) Mark would be happy to help host it kiss to the lovely man!!
SOOOOO.... all we need now is a panel of experts to get it going for real!! JGL and Mark, i'm nudging you both because of your wonderful I.T intelligence, i'd like to be on the panel since it was my idea!! So now we need models!! Obviously there are only 12 months in a year, so as TnH said, i think a mid year one would be a great idea. Obviously a womens one would go down brilliantly. :twisted:
So, lets get the ball rolling!! If you would like to be involved with the making, modelling or donating then please PM me asap or post on here, and we'll have the best online calendar ANYONE has seen!!!

i'm glad you think that highly of me to but me up there with mark! not sure how you found out about my It skills!.
just tell me what you want me to do and i will get it done!
i'm nore than happy to help out. and as its for charity it'll make it my first good deed for 2005. just give me a shout where you want my donation.
xxx
JGL
i thin
Quote by Ice Pie
I said "Bloody hell, you've got a big one... you've got a big one."
She said "Why did you say that twice?"
I said "I didn't... didn't... "

took me a few seconds to get that one!!
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
nice one!
JGL
I'm staying out of this one!
got me locked up and threatened with Pm of the week last time!!
everyone has got the best arse! even me... well maybe in poor lighting anyway
just boinging this so i dont have to scroll millions of pages to find it when i log in tomorrow!
Looks like a trip down the opticians in the morning! lol
Lou you look stunning in your Pics!
xxx
JGL
Quote by Ice Pie
i have "aquired" a Spell checker

I'd ask for my money back if I were you. biggrin
i posted it before pressing the "spell checker button! trust you to jump in before i had chance to go back and sort it!
Cheers Ice Pie
JGL
just thought I'd let you all know from this day forward i will never post a thread or reply mis spelt! i have "acquired" a Spell checker for Internet explorer!.
gone are the days where i get the piss taken out of me! i just wish i found about it earlier.
i wrote an email wishing everyone at work a Merry Xmas and explained that i never had time to write cards and instead of typing "chance" i but "change" everyone now things I'm a tight arse!
so the IE spell check as become a god send!
xxxx
JGL
Quote by skegnessswingers
Oi!!! Some of us idiots from the chat room stick to the rules!!!

hear hear!
i'm a fully qualified idiot!
JGL
if a fem is willing to tag along with me so it cuts my cost down abit!
i'll gladly go! as its the first meet in taxi distance lol lol
JGL