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simon__says
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 45

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Escort mag still arround!
i remember reading that.. well looking at it! when i was 13!
JGL
i reckon we should get this poll on the way!
by the looks of it.
the contenders are
Lucifer
Midlandsman
Wishmaster
Marcuso
eagerslut
oh yes and er...... JGL
offers to give the ladies that dont vote for me a big box of chocolates!.. (its not bribary... its err a xmas present)
JGL
Quote by corriefem
JGL you are just in denial.
Now what did I mean by a tart - okay to me a tart is not someone who is shagging the world okay rolleyes :roll: though maybe ....................hmmmm anyway...........................I think I was thinking more of overall chat up lines, exhibitionist, attention seeking, banter, fun factor etc etc. So if you dont want to be one of my tarts your loss hahahahahahahaha

well when you put it like that!
i'm only messing! i know im a tart! but hey! its all fun!
JGL
Quote by Ian_Mids
You folks all seem to have forgotten one important fact.
A tart is just a pie without a lid.
enjoy your poll.
Ian_Mids
aka The_Pie_Man

see this man is talking sense!!
me doesnt look like a pie with out a lid on!
JGL
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Quote by vodka_babe22uk
i think jgl

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Quote by essexlady
JGL thinks hes innocent.......................

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Quote by corriefem
hmmmmmm
In chat room
Lucifer
Steveg
JGL
Mids70

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Quote by Dawn_Mids
I only have one nomination, sorry hun lol
JGL kiss
Dawn :silly:

is a kiss there to make it sound less hurtfull!
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Quote by Sexysteph
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh where do I start?
Lucifer
Marcuso
JGL
^Stuart^

Bloody 5 ppl think i'm a tart! this is a conspiracy! JGL is not a tart. he is not but a gentleman!
BAH!!!!
Quote by Wishmaster
oops forgot to mention wishy
j g l
speedo
mr somerset

I take great exception to that Voddy.... being classed as a tart with the others...... I'm in a league of my own - hehehe!
cheeky git!!!
i think a poll is now needed to prove i'm not a tart!
JGL
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
i think jglthen marcuso
then lucifer
omg the list goes on

BAH!!!
JGL is not a tart!
i woudln't know what a tart it! let alone act like one!
JGL
But my Name down for one!
Will make sure i book the friday and monday off work now!!
JGL
PS : for anyone who is in mixed minds! let me tell you the last one was a great weekend! i loved every minute!
i have just this very second got this email!
its got "sarah" as the sender! luckly for me ive read this thread before opening it
be being me would open the attachement with out thinging
Cheers angel!!
if the chege if of high value then it may be worth paying for a "quick clearance" it cost about £15 but the bank can tell you there and then if it will clear
JGL
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
JGL - I do hope you took it in the spirit it was meant, I rarely mean to offend.
Love
Wilma
x x x

its impossible to offend me! i take everything in jest!
i'd be in depression if i took everything i heard to heart!!!
Wilma give me a snog next time we meet and i'll forgive ya!
JGL
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
I got to thinking, as I don’t frequent the place as much as I would like to, about what you all want from The Café.
Love
Wilma
x x x x

coffee white 3 sugars please!
I caht her to pass the time and make new friends! and to opne a few hornets nests from time to time!
oh and make brillianpolls that everyone hates.... thats a point do i do anther bum one! lol lol
JGL
I think you need a strong black coffee to sober up JGL lol
point taken!!!
i know i'm not the best spell in the world! maybe we should ask for a spell checker in SH!
one thing that drags me back to SH every night is the light hearted humor! there are some nights where you are just hitting the F5 key cause a thread is rolling round that fast
JGL
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
I got to thinking, as I don’t frequent the place as much as I would like to, about what you all want from The Café.
Love
Wilma
x x x x

coffee white 3 sugars please!
I chat here to pass the time and make new friends! and to open a few hornets nests from time to time!
oh and make brilliant polls that everyone hates.... thats a point do i do another bum one! lol lol
JGL
Quote by The Shadow
Jonathon - loud, sex mad and great with it

does that describe me????? i'll let you decide!!!
JGL
I notices that they had gone last night and was gonna tell the world my findings. but of late ive notices my views normally open up a hornets nest so i decided to keep my mouth shut!
you can still see your post count all you have to do if click on your profile!
JGL
all depends if this is a chocolate bar or a biscut!
my favourite at the moment has gotta be the blue ribbon.
i foolishly opened a 12 pack yesterday... christ there morish.. i finished the pack with in an hour.
but i do love matchmakers at this time of year!
JGL
happy birthday calista]
hope you have a fun filled day!
i'll give you yuor birthday kisses next time our paths cross
xxxx
JGL
i never knew what the word meant before i looked at the link
its quiet comman in a lot of cultures in the world many asian cutler beliven in multiple wives. ( but personall i think one would be more than enough.. just think of the nagging factor!).
i think ive got the meaning correct!..
i think due to the jealous factor ( and everyone suffers from it). i think it not ont of those thing that could curvive. but there are probalby a few that breat the rule.
JGL
Quote by Lil_Bunny
About to get naked here - just got in a few mins back
:shock:

no therers a thought to have just before bed time wink
good evening.. or should i say morning
hello and welcome.
hope you enjoy posting and getting to know ppl.
jgl
this is a subject which is very emotional. i will always give to charity and to the homeless. but i dont like the ppl that make you feel guilty when you dont.
one a few occasions i have lost my temper. ( fair enough looking back i shouldnt).
i was sitting in my local Mcdonalds and 2 Asluym seekers cam upto me and handed me a note "help we need money" sort of thing. i just lost it and shouted "Fuck off i'm eating" at the top of my voice.
i look back and see that maybge i was wrong. but i dont like being forced in to giveing to charity.
JGL
redface surprisedops:
i hope my thread about the "lost posts" have not triggered you leaving.
sorry if i opened up a honets nest.. was not ment
Frogster.. sorry to see you go. hope you'll change your mind and re vist here once in awile
JGL
Quote by Lil_Bunny
Fan Bloody tastic!!!
JGL 's 3some at posting = Lil bunny & Mr_d
Lil Bunnys 3-some = JGL & Marya
Ive died and gone to heaven.....
JGL

Wow losing some posts may have been worth it then lol
i'd say!!!!!! all i have to do now is post every time marya and lil buuny posts. so i keep up with them!!!!
JGL
Fan Bloody tastic!!!
JGL 's 3some at posting = Lil bunny & Mr_d
Lil Bunnys 3-some = JGL & Marya
Ive died and gone to heaven.....
JGL
Quote by Lil_Bunny
call me stupid if you want.. casue normally you'd be right!
i've just looked at my post counter, and i'm sure its dropped by about 30 posts. i could be wrong but i was looking at it last night and i uttered to myself "gone past 900" but now my post count is before that...
unless i was dreaming last night or something? anyone got any ideas?
JGL

errr think yaself lucky lol my post count dropped almost 200!!!!
Knew I'd been on that word associatipn thing a bit too much but didn't realise it was that much!
you one post above me... this might mean your in my threesome ;-) ;-) ;-)
he he he he he
at last a little bit of luck in my life
Well on the plus side I'll get to celebrate my 1000th post again pmsl
hmmm... i'll have to get my thinking cap on.
its a bit cold for picnics in the middle of hyde park!
i dont really know london that much and the attractions..
but then again on one of my first meet i was givne the change to be shown fred wests old house ( it was about 100 yards away from the direction we was walking!) i declined thought it might spoil the atmos. we then went for an afernoon pub meal. and got soaked on the way there.
JGL