maybe its time for Sh-clock II th sequel!!!
and then a 3rd and we'ed have a SH clock Trilogy
christ i talk some bolloks!!!
JGL
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Quote by MQ
. was nice to have someone who is just as shy as myself. made me feel at home.
And he's one of those great people I have met on here
. We'll have to start a "shy" club 
Can I join please, I am shy honest (although anyone who was at Satins party may think otherwise
)you can join me anytime you want!
when i first started getting to parties and munches i blushed like crazy. but i am slowly geting control of it. but there is one person who knows now to triger it in second.. not sure how the bastard does it!.
it nice to hear your enjoying yuor time.
It was a pleasure meeting you at the Notts munch. was nice to have someone who is just as shy as myself. made me feel at home.
hope to see yuo again on many occasions.
i'm in the same boat. i have meet dozens of great ppl and i dont think i can say a bad word about any of them. well except.... joking!.
not only have i made a lot of friend i have also made friends that i can put in the "true friend" caterogy.
xxx
JGL
It was a pleasure meeting you at the Notts munch. was nice to have someone who is just as shy as myself. made me feel at home.
hope to see yuo again on many occasions.
i'm in the same boat. i have meet dozens of great ppl and i dont think i can say a bad word about any of them. well except.... joking!.
not only have i made a lot of friend i have also made friends that i can put in the "true friend" caterogy.
xxx
JGL
i may not be know for post very many serious threads. but please this one is.
The Sh Clock became a refuge for many a ppl. a place to post utter crap and not worry about hi-jacking the thread.
after the clock went back to normaly we all know that SH might be on borrowed time. and some time today the life of the thread was taken away.
but we will all have our own memoried of the laughter and utter stupidity of the SH clock
so i ask you to please please a comment and maybe your memoires of such a thread!
JGL
ok maybe not a serious thread.. but what the hell!
Long Live SH clock
JGL
The Sh Clock became a refuge for many a ppl. a place to post utter crap and not worry about hi-jacking the thread.
after the clock went back to normaly we all know that SH might be on borrowed time. and some time today the life of the thread was taken away.
but we will all have our own memoried of the laughter and utter stupidity of the SH clock
so i ask you to please please a comment and maybe your memoires of such a thread!
JGL
ok maybe not a serious thread.. but what the hell!
Long Live SH clock
JGL
Quote by dazandlou
OOOH - definiatly keep quiet on this one, in my experience YOU will be the loser because all involved will deny it, then you'll look like a liar, your friend will turn against you, and by the time they realise the mistake, the damage has been done. If your friend finds out under her own steam then maybe you could say that you knew, but wanted her to find out herself so as to protect the friendship. just DONT play the alibi if the other 2 ask you to, you owe it to your friend to stay uninvolved.
Hope it all works out hunny
cheers xxxx
i refuse to get invloved.. but knowing the soft sap i am i will. not the best as saying "no"
i think the one getting cheated on, whould believe me. she'd know is not somethink i would make up. plus ppl know i'm not one to say something unless i mean it.
thank you everyone for your advise.. think i'm gonna sitt on this for a while then re asses it if it gets sticky
thank you once again
JGL
thats a hard question to answer
personally i think i am straight. and i'm quiet addimanet that i'm not Bi. but ppl tell me "how do you know your not bi". then i think to myself i don't. how do you know you dont like somethink untill youve tryed it. but i dont think i could get myself to try it. so i'll never know.
JGL
personally i think i am straight. and i'm quiet addimanet that i'm not Bi. but ppl tell me "how do you know your not bi". then i think to myself i don't. how do you know you dont like somethink untill youve tryed it. but i dont think i could get myself to try it. so i'll never know.
JGL
Quote by wild rose and the stag
just lying here with a large cup of coffee waiting for the girlfriend to turn up and stay for a few days, how good is that, bloody hell life is great sometimes and the coffee aint bad either
happy staggy
so your posting in a cafe... in a cafe!!!!!
ingore me i think ive finally reached the point of insanity
JGL
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Quote by foxylady 123
what would you do?
i'm stuck in a situation where no matte where i turn i'm gonna lose a friend. ive just found out one of my friends (fem) is seing a nother one of my friends boyfirend.
do i keep quiet and not say anything?. knowing that when it all comes out into the open i will be acused of lying. or do i tell say somethink knowing that i will fall out with my other firend for having a big mouth?
i'm a person who has always beleived in honesty. and just dont know what to do for the best. and at the same point i dont want to go hurting someone. FFS.
JGL
Ok , be honest, tell friend whos seeing the others boyfriend that you know, that they have put you in an impossible position and tell them to sort it out., either quit the relationship or tell you other friend.
Trauma sorted, sort now can we go back to disecting the contents of you fridge!!!???
i wonder what you could mean!!
that bottle of bubble is still sitting next to the mayo!
i might do that. at least my concence is clear
call me stupid if you want.. casue normally you'd be right!
i've just looked at my post counter, and i'm sure its dropped by about 30 posts. i could be wrong but i was looking at it last night and i uttered to myself "gone past 900" but now my post count is before that...
unless i was dreaming last night or something? anyone got any ideas?
JGL
i've just looked at my post counter, and i'm sure its dropped by about 30 posts. i could be wrong but i was looking at it last night and i uttered to myself "gone past 900" but now my post count is before that...
unless i was dreaming last night or something? anyone got any ideas?
JGL
what would you do?
i'm stuck in a situation where no matte where i turn i'm gonna lose a friend. ive just found out one of my friends (fem) is seing a nother one of my friends boyfirend.
do i keep quiet and not say anything?. knowing that when it all comes out into the open i will be acused of lying. or do i tell say somethink knowing that i will fall out with my other firend for having a big mouth?
i'm a person who has always beleived in honesty. and just dont know what to do for the best. and at the same point i dont want to go hurting someone. FFS.
JGL
i'm stuck in a situation where no matte where i turn i'm gonna lose a friend. ive just found out one of my friends (fem) is seing a nother one of my friends boyfirend.
do i keep quiet and not say anything?. knowing that when it all comes out into the open i will be acused of lying. or do i tell say somethink knowing that i will fall out with my other firend for having a big mouth?
i'm a person who has always beleived in honesty. and just dont know what to do for the best. and at the same point i dont want to go hurting someone. FFS.
JGL
Quote by musketeer
OK Guys, listen up -
My suggestions:
1. You all pm me your current weight in pounds, or in stones and pounds, (no kilos please) on January 3rd or 4th, and I will add that to my little spreadsheet here, but I won’t make it public without permission.
2. Each Monday you mail me a new weight and on Tuesdays I’ll post all weight loss results? Or just winners and wooden spoons, what do you think? Either way including the amount lost.
3. Programme lasts for 13 weeks and ends on 4th April 2005 unless there’s a vote to extend it.
4. New people can join BUT NOBODY CAN LEAVE!! :twisted:
I think we should take pics for our personal record but not post them unless we want to boast how clever we have been.
I think a formal meet afterwards is unlikely as this is countrywide, but we can certainly revisit it if there is a desire to do so.
These are only suggestions, anyone on the list please comment, anyone who wants to go on the list please comment, those who are not interested to join, please don’t comment! It’s our party.
This is who I’ve enrolled so far (assumed from yesterday post).
musketeer
melons
Lil_Bunny
Vix
redstilletto
SarfLondoner
Calista
zootle
WibblyWobbly
staffy1981
glasgowllama
marmalaid
xxdevil69
celticq
sussex2 - OK do I call you “sussex2 Mr†and “sussex2 Mrs†or pm me alias
HungryP
corriefem
SurreyBloke
dazandlou - Were you in enrolling Lou, I wasn’t sure?
Marya
:arrow: :arrow: JGL
tigersgobounce69 - “Mrs Tiggs†by name I presume, or email me alias of choice
Dreamer Helen
KcKat
jah_2uk
when did i join!!!! me dont remember agreeing to this.. was i drunk.. was the application form spelt correctly? wtf??
but as i can't leave looks like i'll have to! what happens if i put on weight.
JGL
Quote by neilinleeds
Congrats you 3 for giving up!
mmmm do i do something evil!!!!
yes i will ( just to test your will power)
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
JGL
Lmao JGL !!!!!
thankfully I never smoked B & H's anyway, tried them once and they made me cough
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! benny hedgehogs!!!!!!!!!!!
:D :D :Dyummy!
JGL that was pure evil mate! i'm trying to cut down pre : new year resolution etc, and you stick up the loveliest image in the Whole Wide World!
:lickface: :D
N X X X X :P
well it was just a test of will!
would you prefer this pic????
i'm in an evil mmod tonight... not being my usual gentlemany type of person
xxx
JGL
Quote by Silk and Big G
ok guess this movie!
We wanna go somewhere else. We're not threatened by people anymore. All our insecurities have evaporated. We're in the clouds now. We're wide open. We're spacemen orbiting the earth. The world looks beautiful from here, man. We're nympholeptics, desiring for the unobtainable. We risk sanity for moments of temporary enlightenment. So many ideas. So little memory. The last thought killed by anticipation of the next. We embrace an overwhelming feeling of love. We flow in unison. We're together. I wish this was real. We want a universal level of togetherness, where we're comfortable with everyone. We're in rhythm. Part of a movement. A movement to escape. We wave goodbye. Ultimately, we just want to be happy. Heh, yeah! Hang on, what the fuck was I just talking about?
not got the foggist!
Quote by edwood
Just come in from the pub ,just finished colleage, need a shag wifes gone to sleep any offers for Thursday Hinckley area may be Leic or even Nuneaton areas well thats about it not had much luck. Any way hows life out here very busy at work ,roll on Christmas might get a good stuffing then see you ll soonn 2 Turkeys in a farm yard 1st one say to th other "see the old farmers not bad" why say's the other one." well some birds going to get stripped naked and have the best stuffing of there life" ho well that Christmas for you :lol:see you in a bit e-mail me someone :lol: :D
need i say more 
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Quote by Silk and Big G
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose a future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?
Silky xxxxxxxxxxx
soudns like trainspoting
JGL
