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skimpy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 56
0 miles · Devon

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As Devon1 has posted photos of me in my boots, well now its his turn lol
Army boots

I think they would look better in pink :lol:
Quote by starmanxx
Hi
I have been married for 16 years and my wife knows that I would love to see her been fucked or to have her fucked without me watching. She will not do it however any ideas on how I can get her to do it.

If she says no ,she's not intrested then that is exactly what she means. You trying to force her in to doing something she has no intrest in will only make her back of even more.A funny way to prove to someone you love them to try and force them to do something they don't want to do. confused
I yes I understand that but does that mean that I am left with cheating

Don,t understand this, If your wife won't have sex with someone else why on earth does this mean that you have to cheat. : :?
Thanks to Minxy for arranging a great night. Was great to see old friends again and meet some new faces.
Vix and Reese lovely to see you as always.
Onlyme sorry that you had to put up with Devon1 and his sexbox or would that be xbox rolleyes
Tatty was so good to finally meet you (us Scots have got to stick together)
Ice a big kiss for being such a great dance partner and knowing all the words to all the songs. :thumbup:
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Devon1 and Skimpy: was good to meet you both, Skimpy, johnny stays.... Devon1, i hope i taught you how to teach the art of creating teawenches

Oi who you calling a teawench smackbottom Johnny has to go he's just to scary. I'm such a sweet innocent person you see, that looking at that horrible picture is giving me nightmares. I will find you something else suitable, Promise
Fabio so glad to have finally met you, shame i never got another dance. that will have to be sorted next time lol
Fem sorry we missed you this morning catch you next time.
DD and Pheonix lovely to see you and thanks for the picture.
Vespa hope you managed to get back home ok.
To everyone else we said hello to it was great to meet you all and hope to see you all again soon.
A lot of people here will only meet up with people that they already know , either from the forums, chatroom or from the regular munches and socials that go on.
Have you been to any of the munches confused:
Try and get yourself known on the site and you may have some better luck.
Also this is no longer a completely free site, any new people joining have to pay before they can fully use the site or reply to pms etc.
Quote by sandyballs
Three books, not many but here's my choice
The Hobbit by Tolkien
DaVinci code by Dan Brown
Once i was a princess - Can't remember the authors name on this one and can't check as i leant it out recently. It's a great read though. lol

T'was Jacqueline Pascarl-Gillespie
Mine LOTR Trilogy
Bourne Supremacy et al - still can't follow the plot of these confused:
Home from the Hill - Hillary Hook
Thanks Sandyballs :thumbup:
Three books, not many but here's my choice
The Hobbit by Tolkien
DaVinci code by Dan Brown
Once i was a princess - Can't remember the authors name on this one and can't check as i leant it out recently. It's a great read though. lol
Hi there you two,
can me and devon 1 come please ??? lol It would be great to see you both again at such a happy occasion.
Hi there :welcome:
Hope you find what your looking for. biggrin
Quote by Mister_Discreet
No Cabana Bars... but they do Sweet Tobacco and Texan Bars

Wohoo :bounce: :bounce:
just had a look and they do loads of stuff, i will definately be ordering from them.
so much for the diet rolleyes
sweet tabacco lol
I used to buy packs and packs of this stuff as a kid ,but nobody else ever seems to have heard of it. Maybe it was just a Scottish thing.
wohoo :bounce: Fantastic news.
Gongratulations to you both. lol
of course
All in the intrest of brotherly love of course. :twisted:
his reply to this was "any way you want him" so i think that's a very definate Yes lol
Hi jas,
Devon1 says will you promise to sit on his lap again. rolleyes
82.5 years in prison but no fines.
Postie i think i may need that halo back after all. lol
A big HAPPY BIRTHDAY kiss to you all. kiss
Have a great night.
P.S Hope you liked the card Marcuso
I think for me lots of people where different but some that stand out the most was Vix. I was realy scared of meeting her for some reason wink but when i did she was absolutely gorgeous and a great laugh. lol
Postie was another one. Wasn't sure what i would think of him, but he is a complete sweetie kiss , realy nice and very easy to talk to. biggrin (And before anyone asks no i wasn't drunk) rolleyes
size=24]I rescued your Halo!!!! (found in room 212...shall I drive back to hand it over???)

Well done Postie for finding my halo, and yes i think that you should drive all the way back here to deliver it in person to my door. That's what postman do isn't it. rolleyes
On second thoughts i think it suited you far better especially with the wings. lol Anyway i don't think i want it back now i know where it's been :shock:
Skimpy wrote
quote="skimpy"]Ice pie thanks very much for the badges, even if i did have to go around with stumpy on mine all evening. mad

Marmalade wrote
Cast ye no stones, Skimpy and don't go blaming Ice Pie, I was walking around with a 'stumpy' for some of the night too, and that was mostly your fault!!
I know it wasn't the charming IcePie's fault my badge said stumpy. It was the evil hula dancer Marcuso's fault. Ice did make me a proper badge to, unfortunately Devon1 got to it before i did and wouldn't give me it. :x
As for your stumpy i haven't a clue what your talking about passionkiss innocent must be getting me confused with someone else. wink
Sorry to hear your not feeling to good Angelica, make sure you look after her tune or your in big trouble. :lol:
IcePie i have one thing to say to you how on earth could you have forgotten being in the back of any car with Onlyme 1981 smackbottom she's far to lovely for anyone to forget. biggrin
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Didn't get to talk to you much last night but great to finally meet you. Hope you get everything you wish for. :happy: :happy:
Right then you lot who stole my halo confused:
It was last seen being worn by postie (very fetching he looked in it to) he says he hasn't got it. So come on own up who's in training to be a fallen angel, if you ask nicely i met let you have the wings too. wink
I had a great night last night so thank you all for comming. It was lovely to be able to finally meet so many people and put faces or in marmalades caselegs to names. I can personally assure everybody those legs in his avater are definately his and are absolutely gorgeous.
Ice pie thanks very much for the badges, even if i did have to go around with stumpy on mine all evening. mad
Marcuso what can i say hula skirt and red shorts what a great costume i especially liked the glowing bra, might even have to borrow that one some time. :wink:
kiss :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: to all those i haven't mentioned by name, hope to see you all soon.
A munch is a purely social event held in a totally neutral environment, often somewhere like a pub, where members of Swinging Heaven get to meet each other. As there's no play involved everyone can relax which gives newbies a chance to ask questions of the more experienced without any fear of getting jumped on, and gives the regulars time to catch-up with old friends and make new ones
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This was the guidelines that we (I'm Devon1's other half) used when organising the event. Although a private venue would be better this was not possible at the time, although all future events will be held in a private room. lol There were no non-members invited to the munch but as previously stated, there where non-members in the pub. We didn't think this would have been a problem as the last event was in the same place under the same conditions and we had no problems then.
When organising this we had no intention of upsetting anybody the whole idea was supposed to be to have fun. This was only my 2nd munch the first one being the last Plymouth event. As a newbie i personally felt a lot happier going to a pub where i knew non-members would be as i felt it would be easier to slip away if i felt too uncomfortable, but then as anybody who has since met me will know i'm extremely shy and quiet. wink
We went last year and loved it, going again this year. lol
Great to go to at least once.
Quote by onlyme1981
Could I just check - the theme is Halloween?
I'm gonna look silly enough as it is without turning up with the wrong stuff on! lol

Yes, the theme is definately halloween. Im wearing a costume to, so we can look silly together if no one else turns up in one. :lol:
I think that there will be about half of us in costume. biggrin
I once attended a backstage party held by Queen (the band) and got to meet and chat to Freddy mercury and Brian May. cool
I was a steward at the commonwealth games and got to meet and chat to various royals and then attended the queens garden party. lol
By the way you mentioned comming down in a van did you forget where you last parked the car then evil Erm nope. If you listened to what I said, it was something like "I'm bringing some stuff down for a friend" ...........but I wouldn't expect you to have any grasp of the concept of what a friend is eh??...........guess that goes part and parcel of being a nasty ikkle dwarf................lol

Anyway STUMPY, How do you fancy calling a truce till Munch Night?
I'm spending so much time thinking of ways to upset you that I'm forgetting what I'm supposed to be doing in RL.........lol
Or maybe that's the senility setting in.......lol
senility is setting in as you never mentioned why you were comming down in a van. confused As for me not being able to grasp the concept of what a friend is your definately going a bit mad as i thought thats what we are rolleyes must have made a mistake sad
Anyway truce duly called until saturday. :boxing:
kiss :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
I
know EXACTLY what your problem is Devon m8.
It's that first word of your post..the word "We"
Stop getting STUMPY to help you. Anything she tries to explain confuses everyone.......lol

Now now marcuso you know that there is nothing wrong with any of my explanations, The problem is your memory and well you know it. wink Never mind though sweetie if it makes you feel better you can tell everyone it's my fault and it will be our little secret rolleyes
By the way you mentioned comming down in a van did you forget where you last parked the car then evil
Hi hornyred,
Devon 1 want's to know whether his motorbike leathers count. rolleyes