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12 Oct 2005

Cuddlebunny if i where you i would make sure the senile old codger pays up as soon as you get there. He has terrible memory problems you know. smile

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1. He can't remember peoples names .
2. He tries to tell people allsorts of nasty things about others, forgetting in the process that he has just told one and all, that she is really just a pussy cat. rolleyes

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3. Even worse than all of these things, he wears shoes with bells on. wink

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Marcuso you are in so much trouble :sparring: I might even have to forget what a nice , kind , quiet person i am, so that i can make you pay Big time.:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: . You are so going to need a nurse to look after you when i'm finished with you. flipa

flipa

11 Oct 2005

LOL...it ain't me that he's got to worry about. It's that evil poisoned dwarf called "Stumpy" biggrin

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/Marcuso now hides out of Stumpy's way :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Ha Ha Ha. Nice to hear from you too, you senile old git. I see the memory loss isn't getting any better. I do hope you went to the doc's about it, mind you i don't know if you would remember what you had went in for when you got there. rolleyes

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I will let you of this once about the name calling as you are already in so much trouble, but any more and i will show just how much of a pussy cat i am. :twisted: :twisted:
Plymstock steve i do not have a bad side all my sides are good thanks very much. :wink:
James(jim) don't listen to any of them there is no need to be scared of me, i'm the shy retiring type so you probably won't even notice me, unless of course you call me Stumpy

16 Sep 2005

Quote by Marcuso
(wonder why I keep forgetting your name "stumpy" ......lol)

Probably something to do with long term memory loss, i would get that checked if i where you. biggrin

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I however have no problems remembering things as you will find out at the next much. :twisted: :sparring: :kick: smackbottom

smackbottom

16 Sep 2005

Quote by Marcuso
I'm saying nothing. but remember the three girls he was dancing with well one of thems my best friend

OMG !!!!!!
PLEASE say it's the Blond one innocent

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Couldn't remember if there was a blond,I wasn't looking at their hair. :twisted:
LOL...the blonde one was to my left....with long blonde hair and a fantastic figure........OH! and she had a low cut dress too I vaguely remember :twisted:
Suprised you can recall anywith with your dodgy memory. Good job she never told you her name as you wouldn't have remembered it. lol

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16 Sep 2005

I'm saying nothing. but remember the three girls he was dancing with well one of thems my best friend wink

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16 Sep 2005

Quote by Marcuso

Do people want name tags? Didn't have any last time, but that didn't seem to be a problem

I think I'd better have a name tag too, because I'm very easilly forgotten.
I'll be the shy one sat in the corner all night, too nervous to say hello to anyone :twisted:
Can't forget you, your on video from last time biggrin

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In fact your on TV right now, about a swinging couple on channel 5, if not you, he's your twin :lol:
LOL........BOG OFF!!!!.........Just switched over and seen someone that looks nothing like me.............for a start she has long dark hair......lol
Blimey, if you looked like she did, i would fancy you lol
Well....you said you did last time............or was that Stumpy?? smile

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:D
Oi you ,
poke

poke

i've told you before that the names skimpy i know that your birthdays comming up and a man of your great age has trouble remembering these things but it's really not that hard. wink

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13 Sep 2005

Quote by redstilletto
caramac rosie .......... :twisted:

Hey "redstilleto" great minds think alike and all that, my name comes out exactly the same as yours.
Still don't think it will catch on though wink

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8 Sep 2005

A very definate yes to being a celt.
My parents where both born and bred inScotland, but Dads family originally comes from Ireland, and mums family goes way back within the clans of Scotland. So Celts on both sides. lol

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6 Sep 2005

Congratulations to your brother and his partner, she looks adorable. smile

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A special hello to the new little one wave

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A kiss and a drinkies

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to the new uncle.
Big >>>>>>Hugs<<<<<<< to you all.

3 Sep 2005

Hi
:welcome: to SH. Hope you have a great time and find what you are looking for. smile

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2 Sep 2005

Difficult to describe the taste as i normally swallow to quickly. lol

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However i would say that it was definately a salty taste.

23 Aug 2005

Quote by Marcuso
Hi Everyone!!!!
any chance of an invite please Devon? after the last one i realy dont want to miss this one. thanks mate.
i wil be going to sea on september 5th and back on the 12th of october, so i wil speak to you all soon. but will be on before i go.
is there anyone that could pm me hotel details so i can book it b4 i go. thanks.
ps. thanks to everyone for bring very friendly.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

LOL.....we're ALL friendly Liam
color=red](Apart from Stumpyand Jo-Jo)size] innocent

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OI Marcuso
Jo jo and myself are Extremely friendly as i'm sure Liam remembers :D
Just because you have been very naughty and are afraid of my verybig whip, and all us lovely girls who are going to give you exactly what you deserve. wink

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19 Aug 2005

Quote by Marcuso

Marcuso sweetie if you want your bottie smacked you only have to ask. I will see what i can manage at the halloween meet :evil2:
:kiss: :kiss:

Thank you Mistress Stumpy...xxxxxxxxxxxx
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You are in soooooo much trouble next time i see you. I might even have to bring along the whip if you can't learn to behave :kick: :rascal:

19 Aug 2005

Quote by Devon1
Hi,
I have finally been bullied into joining the site by my other half Devon1 Just wanted to say hello, those of you who attended the SW munch have already met me, and hopefully i will get to know many more of you as time goes on.

It didn't take much bullying eh? (Just a couple of slaps at that delectable bum....lol)
You were just like part of the furniture last Saturday. You seem to fit in soooo well.......lol
Looking forward to meeting you again at the October do Stimpy (now smackbottom

smackbottom

PLEASE......lol).
Marcuso
xx xx
Stimpy? I have now named her Stumpy :D
Right then you lot lets get this straight once and for all the name is SKIMPY ok , no variations allowed unless my express permission is given as in the case of Meat2pleaseu :small-print:
Right then now thats been sorted thanks to all you lovely people for taking the time to say hi .and making me feel so welcome . wishmaster hope to meet you at the next meet. lol

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Marcuso sweetie if you want your bottie smacked you only have to ask. I will see what i can manage at the halloween meet :evil2:
kiss

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17 Aug 2005

Oi you bugger smackbottom

smackbottom

never mind you have my express permission to call me stimpy whenever you please but its a smack bottie for everytime you do ok lol

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16 Aug 2005

Thanks for the welcome guys being new to all this wasnt sure if anyone would reply. confused

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Moorhopper the SW munch certainly was a great night and hopefully the first of many to come biggrin

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16 Aug 2005

Hi,
I have finally been bullied into joining the site by my other half Devon1 mad

mad

Just wanted to say hello, those of you who attended the SW munch have already met me, and hopefully i will get to know many more of you as time goes on. biggrin

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