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7 Aug 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Yes I have mangaged to work it out now and stop it happening lol.
it took me years thinking i was doing something wrong.
My eldest boy walked into the kitchen yesterday as i was telling
hubbie about the munch, saying there is strictly no sex in the club.
well he is eighteen on the 3rd so he worked it out and was a little
concerned about his mum.
but he is coping all right,
lisamarie

without getting flirty, you don't look old enough for grown up kids
If he won't get flirty, I will! Poor 18 y.o. learning again that his mum and dad still have not learned that sex has been out lawed for the over 30's

:rotflmao:

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7 Aug 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Hello, im still here
heard reports of a bad pint lurking somewhere down in my local beer emporium, so nipped in to try and prevent it being released to the general public. no luck yet but will keep trying (see, im such a nice guy- always willing to help)
Whats this SH death shag match, not sure if i like the sound of that :scared:
saw a similar thing on MTV which looked nasty, i suggest you two keep your wives busy somehow- i'd suggest some form of phyical tireing excercise.
i've got a bad pint to hunt down, in the interest of the general public
Tie those ladies up!!!!

Too late! Mine is already on the loose and making rapid headway to the midlands bolt

( "Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war" spings to mind! ) :twisted: :lol2:
i'm 5ft2, female, 65 and live in coventry :thumbup:
You mean all this time i have been chatting up a women of 65 :shock: :bolt:
Shhhhh! you'll blow my cover innocent

I think she wants to blow something else!!! lol,
redface

you're warping my fragile and delicate mind :scared:
In the words of my wife "HAH!!! andHAH!!!!!!

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7 Aug 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Hello, im still here
heard reports of a bad pint lurking somewhere down in my local beer emporium, so nipped in to try and prevent it being released to the general public. no luck yet but will keep trying (see, im such a nice guy- always willing to help)
Whats this SH death shag match, not sure if i like the sound of that :scared:
saw a similar thing on MTV which looked nasty, i suggest you two keep your wives busy somehow- i'd suggest some form of phyical tireing excercise.
i've got a bad pint to hunt down, in the interest of the general public
Tie those ladies up!!!!

Too late! Mine is already on the loose and making rapid headway to the midlands bolt

( "Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war" spings to mind! ) :twisted: :lol2:
i'm 5ft2, female, 65 and live in coventry :thumbup:
You mean all this time i have been chatting up a women of 65 :shock: :bolt:
Shhhhh! you'll blow my cover innocent

I think she wants to blow something else!!! lol,

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6 Aug 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Hello, im still here
heard reports of a bad pint lurking somewhere down in my local beer emporium, so nipped in to try and prevent it being released to the general public. no luck yet but will keep trying (see, im such a nice guy- always willing to help)
Whats this SH death shag match, not sure if i like the sound of that :scared:
saw a similar thing on MTV which looked nasty, i suggest you two keep your wives busy somehow- i'd suggest some form of phyical tireing excercise.
i've got a bad pint to hunt down, in the interest of the general public
Tie those ladies up!!!!

Too late! Mine is already on the loose and making rapid headway to the midlands bolt

( "Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war" spings to mind! ) :twisted: :lol2:

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6 Aug 2005

Quote by HornyRed

now thats a good idear......... but he will have no time to sleep if i am there :twisted: i will shove ice cold mussy peas up his you no whats.. .....he will never go to sleep after that

Debs we need to let some more frustration out

:banghead:
This :inlove: :inlove: for sarge is so strong.
sarge run for your life bolt

:scared:
I'm trying HR - I'm camming with debs now - her energy levels are scary

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6 Aug 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
was it the mussy peas that scared you off sarge!
or you just cannot handle a real women :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Did the Mushy Peas have Mushrooms in??
naaaaa i left them out just for you :twisted: :twisted:
Debs wonders how to get sarge into her knickers :twisted:
wait till he is asleep - preferably after a large amount of booze, then put them round his ankles - and raise them up his legs, ergo you have him in your knickers QED :thumbup:

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6 Aug 2005

It fits the bill and it is different - and it can be used with in a hetro partnership too!

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6 Aug 2005

Quote by tattyxpx
Think this is a smashing idea SJ..... I had actually talked about this with some of the Essex mafia, but as it wasnae Essex they kinda shot me down in flames... i do know of a hotel which I was thinking could be quite a good venue... if you want i can let you know the details of said hotel hunny... and if you wanted any help with organising, just name it
But yip deffo, Kent munch SE munch... I'd be there babes with bells on

Wotta babe - you and me will be talking about this a wee bit more :kiss:

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6 Aug 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Wonder if Tony Blair fancies going for a quick hillwalk?? :? :? :?

Doubt it - he doesn't fancy mixing with the proles. Still remember what Jags said earlier!

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6 Aug 2005

Quote by CarrieAnn
Once again SJ, thank you.
C x

You are most welcome CA - I come here for a laugh, never to offend or upset someone. I am glad you let me know, so I could rectify the situation somewhat.

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6 Aug 2005

Quote by CarrieAnn
Thank you SJ.
I don't think I'll be attending the Munch or Marcuso's party (sorry Marcuso but HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!) but trust me, I always remeber an offer of a free drink so one day I will collect!!
C x

I have a dreadful memory - but if you say so I'll trust you....play your cards right and you could get a few free drinks out of me! lol

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6 Aug 2005

Quote by HornyRed
OMG :shock: ...........so this is what they call the GFZ :shock:
I am to young and Innocent for this

Mr Debs come and sit quietly in the corner with innocent hornyred :angel:
OMG he is going to kill him self for missing this! biggrin

you mean he isnt here :shock:
But have to say spit me beer over the Key bourd you innocent like my ares rotflmao

upps wrong words Debs smackbottom

:angel: just getting the feel off this innocent shit
It feels lovely, I promise you

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6 Aug 2005

I am posting this PM apology after inadvertantly offending CarrieAnn, while I was in take-the-piss mode - I am doing this with the full agreement of CarrieAnn

sorry yes you are right, I should have just repeated what I have said elsewhere, can't remember where ( basically blow jobs are nice, but get bored of them quickly, prefer cunnilingus, etc ) - but I saw you avatar and I just could not resist taking the piss ( as usual for me ). If you are going to the Leicester Munch or Marcuso's birthday party, please allow me to get you a drink as a sign that I wasn't being serious or malicious.
I will admit, it was fun - but frankly I was outclassed ( nothing new there, then! )
Jim

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6 Aug 2005

I want to post this apology after inadvertantly offending CarrieAnn when I was in full-on-piss-take mode. She has agreed for me to post this PM here

sorry yes you are right, I should have just repeated what I have said elsewhere, can't remember where ( basically blow jobs are nice, but get bored of them quickly, prefer cunnilingus, etc ) - but I saw you avatar and I just could not resist taking the piss ( as usual for me ). If you are going to the Leicester Munch or Marcuso's birthday party, please allow me to get you a drink as a sign that I wasn't being serious or malicious.
I will admit, it was fun - but frankly I was outclassed ( nothing new there, then! )

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6 Aug 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
She'll never notice!! :? :? :? :lol:

Oh thanks sarge, it crossed my mind after that you would whistle up a courts martial - and have me shot by the firing squad ( Motto: "We aim to please!" ) :lol:

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6 Aug 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
innocent hornyred

Sarge we are gonna be in sooo much trouble with HR now!
HR, don't forget, it was the sarge that started it - he should be leading by example!!!
(phew, think I got out of that one!

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6 Aug 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Sounds good. But I'll be a bit tied up 'cos it's Mrs TE's birthday on the 12th and we'll have things going on over the w/e.

Ermmmmmmmm why would she tie you up for her birthday :shock: lol

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Come on Bev, it's not for us to judge what floats the boat of others, is it?

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6 Aug 2005

Quote by MikeC
I remember my teenage daughter walking in on me when I was judging the SH Perfect Pussy Competition on the PC!! :shock: :shock: :shock: ops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

whats worse is my parents cathing me on SH
luckliy not happened yet
MikeC
Be careful of what you wish for...you just may get it! lol

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6 Aug 2005

Quote by CarrieAnn
Very much a cheeky monkey SJ but apparently a monkey with a little more geographical knowledge than a sounthern airhead fairy!!

My geography's alright - but as I called a truce else where, I'm not going to start kicking off here, instead ( mind you, it still felt like a :kick: saying no more for now )

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6 Aug 2005

Quote by CarrieAnn
Well mine's certainly better than yours!!! Didn't even look twice let alone pass!!

walked into that banghead

- but it's still fightin' talk duel

:duel: :kick:
If were going on avatars
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
is that any better?? Not that I need your approval!!
worship

:worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:
Yes it is, and no you don't - would you mind if we kiss

and make up? call a :giveup: ?

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6 Aug 2005

Quote by Mr Debbiewebs
empty vessels make the most noise

'kin'ell, I've been busted...how did you suss me out, and in only a week!!!
It was me you were talking about - wasn't it? redface

i woudent dare mate................ i have a pint in from you! :D
Smart man - good thinking :thumbup: :thumbup:
innocent

shit - i forgot about that

:banghead: :banghead:

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6 Aug 2005

Quote by Mr Debbiewebs
empty vessels make the most noise

'kin'ell, I've been busted...how did you suss me out, and in only a week!!!
It was me you were talking about - wasn't it? redface

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6 Aug 2005

Quote by CarrieAnn
Then I suggest you buy a map - alternatively, Db could lend you one of his!!

Apologies, I should have pointed out I'm a southern fairy ( just as you appear to be a northern monkey! ) - and what I was try to say is, not having lived in the general or even wider vacinity, I don't know what the average traffic conditions are like to make it worth your while to take the train all the time dunno

:dunno: ( and possibly flipa

)

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6 Aug 2005

Quote by CarrieAnn
Well mine's certainly better than yours!!! Didn't even look twice let alone pass!!

walked into that banghead

- but it's still fightin' talk duel

:duel: :kick:

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6 Aug 2005

Quote by KentGreg
I still havent made it to a munch yet, so add me.
We can't have KentGreg not going to a Kent Munch.

This isn't really the list - as I haven't confirmed that it is happening - I wanted to see if there was enough intrest to have a go at organising.
For everyone's info, I am taking this a lot more serious than I did this morning biggrin

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6 Aug 2005

Quote by CarrieAnn
Unfortunately I live in Chesterfield and work in Leeds so it's easier to travel by train - even tough they rarely run on time and the toilets totally stink!

Don't know the locality vis a vis traffic, etc, but I'd rather take me chances with a car more often than not.

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6 Aug 2005

Where has Meat got to? Has he bottled it already? :scared: :scared: bolt

or has he been captured already? :violin:

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6 Aug 2005

Quote by CarrieAnn
Well I found ice to be VERY exhilarating on the outside for a short time but then it became painful.
I've just been informed about the Listerine thing and feel I must be missing out - must give that one a try - any takers?????!!!!!! :twisted:

If that's you in the avatar, I think I'll take a pass ( rather than make one! ) :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

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6 Aug 2005

Quote by CarrieAnn
Very good SJ - I take it you are not a regular train traveller then otherwise you would understand my point!

Getting my car ( Vauxhall Cavvie ) from a friend that is a very handy spannerman was the best thing connected with transport to happen to me!!!!!

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6 Aug 2005

Quote by westerross
It's probably because they are old enough to know that they do it!!
You don't need a padlock - vaseline on the handle will do.

What about wiping it up from the surfaces, clothes, furniture, etc when you're done? Or do you leave that to the Missus? Go on tune, tell us all that that is what you do, go on, get yourself in trouble :twisted: :lol:

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