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Onlyme and Misschief you are both on the list!!
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A big wheel with my mechano set when i was in my early teens!!
It worked too
and a lego castle took me hours :bounce: but i done it.
A 1/24th scale model of a De Havilland Mosquito Mk 12( I think ) - when I was recovering from a dislocated patella, age 13! I even got the undercarriage to hold it up!!! ( Bit of a total numpty when it comes to anything practical )
There have only been three reality shows I have got into, Lad's Army, Bad Lad's Army and Hell's Kitchen ( Gordon Ramsey ) :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: . All these have one common thread - total amateurs being turned into professionals, while getting shouted at and sworn at a lot :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: . Anything else is a bag of shite 
( no, not really, I do have an inkling of the viewing figures :cry: )
( no, not really, I do have an inkling of the viewing figures :cry: ) 
Just bumping this up - 'cos I aint had my go yet!
Born and raised in NW London, to Irish parents, proud of my "Londoner" and Sotherner status, siblings apply and get UK passports, and me?.....I go and get meself an Irish passport ( and bloody proud of it too! )
For a long time - more or less from 10 yo to 20-ish - I was ashamed to be British or English or whatever. The turning point when I gained respect for England was England vs Holland, Euro 96 ( 4-1 ). Now I feel happy exploiting my dual nationality, and enjoying the pride I have in both.
Born and raised in NW London, to Irish parents, proud of my "Londoner" and Sotherner status, siblings apply and get UK passports, and me?.....I go and get meself an Irish passport ( and bloody proud of it too! )
For a long time - more or less from 10 yo to 20-ish - I was ashamed to be British or English or whatever. The turning point when I gained respect for England was England vs Holland, Euro 96 ( 4-1 ). Now I feel happy exploiting my dual nationality, and enjoying the pride I have in both.
Quote by x-man0223
From my personal experience, Catholicism ( and all Christianity ) is bullshit and I would have no problem with the thinking that all religions are the root of all evil.
I am not going to take up half a page explaining my assertion ( I can feel a rant coming on ). If anybody wishes to question my words, please do - and I should be calm enough not to rant, but to have an adult, reasoned theological answer for them.
Whatever is typed by me is my opinion, and should be considered as such. Hence no offence is meant, and my opinions can be taken on board or ignored.
that is what i have been trying to say also but could not think of a way with out offense
:worship: :worship: :worship:Thank you John, but if in doubt of how to say something, but in no doubt of what to say - just do it - the passion of your arguement can forgive a lot of trespasses ( forgive the paraphrasing )
From my personal experience, Catholicism ( and all Christianity ) is bullshit and I would have no problem with the thinking that all religions are the root of all evil.
I am not going to take up half a page explaining my assertion ( I can feel a rant coming on ). If anybody wishes to question my words, please do - and I should be calm enough not to rant, but to have an adult, reasoned theological answer for them.
Whatever is typed by me is my opinion, and should be considered as such. Hence no offence is meant, and my opinions can be taken on board or ignored.
I am not going to take up half a page explaining my assertion ( I can feel a rant coming on ). If anybody wishes to question my words, please do - and I should be calm enough not to rant, but to have an adult, reasoned theological answer for them.
Whatever is typed by me is my opinion, and should be considered as such. Hence no offence is meant, and my opinions can be taken on board or ignored.
Quote by SirLee
I fugging hate - no "despise" is a better word - the Green movement. I am an unashamed petrol head, and as such I am mightily fugged off by emissions restrictions that at a stroke killed classic ( pre '71 ) V8s and quality 2T ( two strokes for the rest of you ). People in their 40's might remember Fizzies, Elsie's, PowerValves even Yamma-Gammas - Where are the successors to these leviathans? Why has everything become so bland and anodyne, lacking progression, always chasing the most econimical smoothest aerodynamic blah blah blah.
Why can't someone just take up a Fuck You attitude. TF for Cisco and his fellow countrymen - all the time it is not good, but why have we all turned into a big bunch of hand-wringing, bleedin'-heart liberal pussies that bow and scrape at the command of anyone that says "Do this!":x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
Rant over - but I will stand by what I said
tried to find somthing to disagree with but since i had a fs1e and a gamma and a ypvs and a 250lc among others im finding it hard to
:D wonder if i can fit a v8 to a wheelie bin :twisted:
Wheelie bins are too small - get a Honda 90 degree V4 with 400 cc ( NC30 has the most power ) then slap on a supercharger ( no need to wait for boost to build up ) - and if that ain't good enough, plumb in some nitrous - and as last resort, bore out to a 450 (445? cubes ) If you get an NC35, put some NC30 pistons in - they've got a dished crown = higher comp. = bigger bang. ( The above assumes that you have started with a stage 3 road tune )
PS ( in edit ) as you are located in W. Yorks, you could do a lot worse than speak to Jarrod "Jack" Frost at Holeshot Racing ( He is a multiple motorcycle speed and power record holder ) :thumbup:
PPS - If Kaz doesn't like these ideas.....I didn't suggest them, alright?
My mate - who also does all the mechanical work on my car - had started going out with his gf, and as she had a chevette, whenever it broke, he'd fix it, he said. Got to be such a common occurrence he renamed it "The Shove-it".
Nothing as amusing as above is remotely connected to me - but my cavvy's reg looks like KISS, MMM. ( Yes, I know, another hi-jack )
Nothing as amusing as above is remotely connected to me - but my cavvy's reg looks like KISS, MMM. ( Yes, I know, another hi-jack )
Blue, sorry I missed your ressurrection - I even found a cruiser for you that I thought would be perfect to help you avoid the "slings and arrows of outrageous fortune" in your new life.
But if you don't want this cruiser, then you won't get this cruiser....
Her name is HMS Belfast, she is a 6" Cruiser, but if you ask her nicely, she'll escort you!
But if you don't want this cruiser, then you won't get this cruiser....
Her name is HMS Belfast, she is a 6" Cruiser, but if you ask her nicely, she'll escort you!
I fugging hate - no "despise" is a better word - the Green movement. I am an unashamed petrol head, and as such I am mightily fugged off by emissions restrictions that at a stroke killed classic ( pre '71 ) V8s and quality 2T ( two strokes for the rest of you ). People in their 40's might remember Fizzies, Elsie's, PowerValves even Yamma-Gammas - Where are the successors to these leviathans? Why has everything become so bland and anodyne, lacking progression, always chasing the most econimical smoothest aerodynamic blah blah blah.
Why can't someone just take up a Fuck You attitude. TF for Cisco and his fellow countrymen - all the time it is not good, but why have we all turned into a big bunch of hand-wringing, bleedin'-heart liberal pussies that bow and scrape at the command of anyone that says "Do this!"
:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
Rant over - but I will stand by what I said
Why can't someone just take up a Fuck You attitude. TF for Cisco and his fellow countrymen - all the time it is not good, but why have we all turned into a big bunch of hand-wringing, bleedin'-heart liberal pussies that bow and scrape at the command of anyone that says "Do this!"
:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x Rant over - but I will stand by what I said
Quote by treasurechest
I am geting the strong impression that if you dont go to thses socials your not wanted, shame because i have not intention of doing so, think i may be on the wrong site
The socials arepurely voluntary - the point I was making is if you go to a social event you will make friends, but that does not mean to say that just staying on the forums you won't make friends, that is how you get recognised to go to a social. I am sorry you feel this way and have a negative view of it - I only hope you spend more time here, and see what it is really like.
Quote by guy4fun
i would not want to join any of these gangs or in crowds here , imagine get the piss taking out of you when your not about .
I probably get the piss taken out of me more down my local pub then i do in here... was in there yesterday i am got verbally slaughtered....they know me... i know them... I give as good as i get and life goes on!!
fabio good point there, they know you , you know them , the point that i made was completly missed or misunderstood .
freinds who know eachother do take the piss out of eachother as you mentioned which happens to you in your local pub as does happen to me in my local pub with my mates , but here it is mainly people taking the piss out of complete strangers who do not know people here which i believe is wrong .
but life goes on i guess
But people doknow people here...as has been mentioned earlier in this thread the social side to swinging is embodied by Munches and social meets ( both of which are "strictly vanilla" ) - and I have deleted other swinging sites from my favourites list because they have no social side.
Newbies of course are not known here individually, but by type, ie, the brash, impatient one ( Bertie Big Bollocks ), the respectful one, the shy one, the keen, cautious one, the cheeky one, etc, etc at the end of the day only one gets the piss ripped out of them, can you guess which? That's right, the common or garden gobshite, that thinks the world owes him respect and a shag. Sometimes the cheeky one gets caught - until he rethinks his stratagy and backs off a bit, and starts again.
You will notice that I used male pro-nouns ( Bev, is that right? ), and that is quite deliberate, because I do not recall ( in my short time here ) any women putting herself into that position, is it possible because they do not go through life thinking they have something to prove?
:thumbup:Quote by northwest-cpl
Of course I would be light-heartedly sarcastic... well, OK, sarcastically twisted actually.... and a piss taking "fool" in real life with EVERYONE that I have a laugh with on here. You've never been to one of our Manchester Socials mate, but let me assure you that piss taking is just as likely as me getting pissed up on cheap Baileys.... and it's fun..........
You obviously don't have those types of friends, the ones you can rip the piss out of, yet who know that the banter is a sign of something deeper ---- genuine affection....
Surely the point is that the people having the piss ripped are very often not friends but people that the piss-takers have never spoken to before. I would be surprised if many of the piss-takers would do it IRL to a total stranger. I've seen you in the village Blue and you don't take the piss out of strangers but play within your own group. There is nothing wrong with mutual piss-taking, it's the one-sided thing that is not nice to view.
Sharing a joke on the forums is ok if you are doing it with people that want to be involved but why does it have to be a rite of passage for a newbie? Why is the ugliness and humiliation of some of the piss-taking not dealt out to more seasoned members? I see many parallels to a school playground rather than a local pub in the behaviour of some people on here.
Sorry, got to respond to this....I DID NOT have a rite of passage / baptism of fire, but then I DID NOT join the forum and straight away start stomping around like some sort of Bertie Big Bollocks, expecting women to throw themselves at me and men to bow down to my superior knowledge ( gross over-simplification, but I am sure the idea rings bells for every regular here ).
What I ACTUALLY did, was sign up, have a look around, find some subjects I could give my opinion on, and, in this manner, took a couple of weeks to reach 100 posts, got accepted, started taking the piss a bit, got noticed, and a few weeks later, I got my first major piss take - and loved every letter. I had arrived!
The point is, if you come here, take your time, be respectful, and choose your moments, you will become one of us - a regular. If you charge in like a bull in a china shop - then you best expect more than a few matadors to leap out of the woodwork. Also ( while I cannot think of specific examples ATMIT ) some have done this, yet wised up quick enough to show some respect, and they are given enough of a ( very cautious ) second chance to prove themselves.
No-one on this site goes out of their way to destroy someone maliciously for no good reason at all - if you look ( not too closely, either ) you can find a reason for a newbie's piss-take. We've all been newbies, we've all taken the red pill or the blue pill - and this site is better and stronger for what happens to those that make the wrong choice.
I'm off for a fag and a brew - so it's your turn now.
Quote by da69ve
i would not want to join any of these gangs or in crowds here , imagine get the piss taking out of you when your not about .
as for the constant sarcastic replies you would not do it real life face to face would you now as you would soon be judged as a piss taking fool who will eventually get a slap or three for there witty retorts .
That would all depend on whether the people you socialise with, share your sense of humour. As to being taken the piss out of when you're not around, it's expected!!
The only people who complain about 'cliques' or 'in crowds' are the ones who perceive themselves as being 'not in' said crowd/clique.
Why have some people round got it in their heads that there are gangs and in-crowds,personally i think it's all bollocks......
Says the Clique Master Number 1
If i am it's a Clique of one! :cry:
Can I join your clique, Dave?
ok....now it's a clique of 2 :lol:
Oo-er, I don't like this, I think I'll go - wouldn't want any newbies to think that I'm clique-y, I'm just one of them!
Quote by Happy Cats
I'm not from round here! Not from round here, I tell you!
The city that we live up the road from has been voted the worst in Britain for-
Teenage pregnancies
Worst diet
Highest proportion of people receiving benefits
Crime
Worst education authority
Apart from that its lovely!
Welcome to sunny Maidstone, County town of Kent
:lol: Quote by da69ve
i would not want to join any of these gangs or in crowds here , imagine get the piss taking out of you when your not about .
as for the constant sarcastic replies you would not do it real life face to face would you now as you would soon be judged as a piss taking fool who will eventually get a slap or three for there witty retorts .
That would all depend on whether the people you socialise with, share your sense of humour. As to being taken the piss out of when you're not around, it's expected!!
The only people who complain about 'cliques' or 'in crowds' are the ones who perceive themselves as being 'not in' said crowd/clique.
Why have some people round got it in their heads that there are gangs and in-crowds,personally i think it's all bollocks......
Says the Clique Master Number 1
If i am it's a Clique of one! :cry:
Can I join your clique, Dave?
Quote by da69ve
i would not want to join any of these gangs or in crowds here , imagine get the piss taking out of you when your not about .
as for the constant sarcastic replies you would not do it real life face to face would you now as you would soon be judged as a piss taking fool who will eventually get a slap or three for there witty retorts .
That would all depend on whether the people you socialise with, share your sense of humour. As to being taken the piss out of when you're not around, it's expected!!
The only people who complain about 'cliques' or 'in crowds' are the ones who perceive themselves as being 'not in' said crowd/clique.
Why have some people round got it in their heads that there are gangs and in-crowds,personally i think it's all bollocks......
Says the Clique Master Number 1
Quote by westerross
I guess I'd like to think I'd do it with someone whom I love (who says romance is dead?!) but then again, being single there isn't anyone who fits that description.
So, with me being single it'd have to be someone who I could have a good time with and who knows what they're doing! (That'll be my ex's out of the running then :twisted: )
Being on SH, you should be able to find some to love - or at least someone to love just enough
If she's a tart ( and she's not :P ) you're bloody jealous
:grin: *It should be noted that smokerjim is putting himself forward at this point as a just enough candidate. Here ends the public declaration*
Thank you smokerjim,
Your declaration has been noted.... you'll be informed of the outcome in due course.
:lol: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Tart!!
Quote by onlyme1981
I guess I'd like to think I'd do it with someone whom I love (who says romance is dead?!) but then again, being single there isn't anyone who fits that description.
So, with me being single it'd have to be someone who I could have a good time with and who knows what they're doing! (That'll be my ex's out of the running then :twisted: )
Being on SH, you should be able to find some to love - or at least someone to love just enough
*It should be noted that smokerjim is putting himself forward at this point as a just enough candidate. Here ends the public declaration*
Thank you smokerjim,
Your declaration has been noted.... you'll be informed of the outcome in due course.
:lol: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by onlyme1981
I guess I'd like to think I'd do it with someone whom I love (who says romance is dead?!) but then again, being single there isn't anyone who fits that description.
So, with me being single it'd have to be someone who I could have a good time with and who knows what they're doing! (That'll be my ex's out of the running then :twisted: )
Being on SH, you should be able to find some to love - or at least someone to love just enough
*It should be noted that smokerjim is putting himself forward at this point as a just enough candidate. Here ends the public declaration*
Quote by wolvie_dude
Oooh Oooh.. did he say before he injected you "It's just a small prick.. you won't feel a thing"
(the old ones are the worst.. Its a tradition or an old charter or something..)
FFS give the lady a chance to answer - well come on.......we're waiting......
BTW, I was going to say "ain't you gone to bed?" then I saw your sig - thanks for that.
Quote by postie
we want pictures :twisted:
We Tried!!!. honest . we tried................ but .. (and this is mainly due to the hostess sitting in a corner of her house that she had noooo idea existed ................. saying, ... and I quote. "Tatty's SmutsRUs Phoooto Booooth has csld...clodes... (ah get the feck!) for the evening, please go git fuck'd and coom bak at a reasonooble feckin . oour! . ffs"
BOL-- LOCKS we couldnt figure out how to run the fecking camera.....
Off to pass out now in the corner... postie has this new position he wants to show me....
guessing here - but trust tatty to give the truth
well done babes - better than that bull shitting postman!! Next time you need at least one tea totaller there ( cough cough ) 