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Quote by sheddy

you banghead just :banghead: want :banghead: to :banghead: do :banghead: this :banghead: all :banghead: night :banghead:
Here's another bottle of whisky mate

OMG how right are you :banghead: is the perfect emoticon I've been up all night and at one point was actually banging my head against the head board of the bed trying to acheive what....... I'm not sure but it took my mind off the pain mad :x
I know mate... I have actually did :banghead: when i had my 4 wisdom teeth come through all at the same time
Quote by sheddy
I’ll have a bottle or 3 of whisky please to anethnatise, i've got toothache straight to the nerve and I've never known pain as a bad banghead :crazy: mad :banghead:

You have my sympathy sheddy. Toothache is the worst
you :banghead: just :banghead: want :banghead: to :banghead: do :banghead: this :banghead: all :banghead: night :banghead:
Here's another bottle of whisky mate
Quote by john60
Since joining late 2005 I expected to be inundated with masses of people wanting sex with me..Woh ..How wrong I apperently dont work that way .....There are more single males on this site than couples and single females so you are going to find it harder as you have more competition than anyone else so you need work harder to get to know people...This is not a quick shag site!
1) I found out very quickly that SW is very much an exhibitionist site in which you view and enjoy....As with alot of other sites
2) Not much actual "swinging" take place -most of the site is chit caht ....Think your very wrong. Has been quoted before people keep their private lives to themselves so your not going to know what other people do away from the site. There are alot of social gathers (munches) happening all year round, i suggest get yourself known and go to one.
3) Chat rooms are fun but are really like the old guys CB ( citizens banb radio) ie where are u ,how old are u etc exept with the twist of show uz ur jugs / conna cum now type carp
You may enjoy it is not exactly direct people contact....And how else do you expect other people to meet!. Thats what a chatroom/forum is for....People can find what and who they are looking for and arrange to meet.
2) Surely people who wish to have sex or exploit themselves on the internet must realise that other people will want to manipulate them for thier own wise there is no purpose in SWINGERS HEAVEN????....Alot of people put the cam on to just chat so you can see a face behind the keyboard kinda thing, the last thing you want is for some muppet coming in the room and saying 'get your tits out'
3) It is very,repeat very easy to get "booted" by Gestapo style observers who apperently seem to choose their own style and method of policeing their is no consistency....Newcomers beware!!!!...ALL sites need policing somehow or the site would be full up with idiots. Newcomers are always given a warm welcome and given help if needed.
4) I get very , very p****ed off with people who want to see people wank off /f***k /and commit buggery on cam and yet they are sanctamonious enough to believe they are doing a servive by putting " NO DIRECTION" on a chatroom WHY??????....The NO DIRECTING is put there for a reason because the people do not want to be directed while they perform on cam (and yes there are people that enjoy performing).
5) THere is too much Non Directing in this site ------it will soon become just another chat site...IS THAT WHAT WE WANT?? rolleyes

It sounds to me firstly you obviously havn't had a 'shag' from this site so your pissed off with that....secondly you must have directed someone in the chatroom that was a 'no directing' room and got kicked for it...and thirdly you don't want just a chatroom but a chatroom where you can direct people without getting kicked.
This has been covered too many times in the forum by single males ranting about this site and the last thing we want is for another one with the same attitude as you. Good luck with your quest.
Quote by mdr2000
Just how many Big Bro Threads can we have lol....
I'll put a £5 on which is locked first....... lol :lol:
Mike xx

£10 on this one :lol:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
my nice newly painted walls are now tea stained ! confused

*passes sassy some wet wipes*
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by H-x
someone sent me this this morning, made me giggle.
A woman had been in a coma for several months, one day the nurses noticed a slight response when they were washing her pussy. They rushed to her husband explaining that a little oral sex might help bring her round, to which he agreed. A few minutes later her monitors flatlined - no pulse or heart beat.
" What happened??!!!" they cried, to which the husband replied,
" Don't know, but I think she might have choked "

Sorry, sorry, sorry.
H.x

:laughabove: :laughabove:
*wipes tea from screen*
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Fill It To The Rim With Sassyseren......................Oh no you bloody don't ! :shock:
Have a Break. Have a Sassy Seren....................Why are all mine chocolate references? :doh:

Craving for something? wink :rascal:
How Do You Eat Your Southukcouple? :rascal:
Make It A Southukcouple Night. wink
The Best Part of Waking Up is Southukcouple in Your Cup. :shock:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
except Dermot.................I'd shag him! :twisted:

We would both do Davina lol :lol:
69position hump :hump:
Quote by Darkfire
when;s it repeated? i missed it !!

Try E4 tomorrow sometime in the afternoon.. They normally show the repeats from the previous nights show
Have to agree with you Missy, Shahbaz would do my head in.
Pete with the tourettes would do my nut in too... but i think he would be in there a long time.
Will be a good one this year
Quote by de_sade
well I thought that was funny lol

Well that's why folk like Little and Large and Cannon and Ball and Benny Hill got TV shows. But IMHO they weren't funny either. wink
Horses for courses.
De_sade
Well i thought Cannon and Ball and Benny Hill were funny...
Not sure about Little and Large though confused
Quote by Darkfire
funny how most people on the site are avoiding this thread like the plague, isnt it.

When starting out in the swinging scene we initially wanted a SBF so Debbie could experience her bi curious side (and yes me being with 2 fems....every mans fantasy) so we both could fulfill our fantasy and pleasure the female at the same time as a 3 some.
Quote by sexkittenhfx
as a single girl on the forums im often reading posts by regular couples on the forum regarding the "need" for a single bi female...and yet ive never once been contacted by
anyone who i see on this forum....well..... maybe two couples that i can remember (one
of which im not sure i replied to and lost their mail......) i also recently posted in the "lets
meet up" section to no avail.

We have contacted some SBF's advertising on this site and have had no replies from them, we do read their profiles and ad's to see if we are suited and have responded to them.
Having not had any replies from them we have stopped sending SBF's replies thinking that their mail boxes were always full.
Quote by sexkittenhfx
so i wondered....what exactly do you want in a single bi female?

We are looking for a SBF with the same tastes as us that likes to kick back and have a laugh, one that we can go for a drink with, one that we can be relaxed around and have a good night/weekend of sex with, but also have a friendship with where we can go out for a drink and sex doesn't have to be an issue.
Quote by poshkate
at times i think people on here forget that SBF's are here for their own needs and wants not just to fulfill the fantasy of others.
by no means am i saying that is everyones attitude to SBF's but especially if you look at
the couples seeking women adds all there is there is people wanting to satisfy there
own need with seeningly no thought towards what the 3rd person may want or desire!

The SBF that we would meet would be a part of a 3 some, so if any of the SBF's fantasies as well as our own would be fulfilled as a 3 some.
Quote by H-x
I'm only speaking for me here, obviously, but the reason I don't reply to couples is cos usually the female half is (as in you case) pretty damn gorgeous and I'd feel like I was just making up the numbers.

This goes both ways i think. We have looked at a SBF before and thought she is slimmer and good looking so have not bothered replying to her ad.
As for making up the numbers if someone does reply to your ad then it should be because they want you for your qualities and your personality not to make up that extra person for their needs.
Ok hope i havn't talked bollox like i usually do and i'm sure if i have one of you will pick up on it
lol
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Can't you two carry on a bit with this hun thing, its kinda working for me :rascal:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Looking you in a different light now dawn lol
Quote by sheddy

Oh btw... Paul at the keyboard :thumbup:

redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: I called you hun lol :lol: :oops: :oops: sorry mate I'd just dived off a converstion with a genuine hun so I was still in flirty mode :oops: :oops: :lol:
:lol2: :lol2: :grin:
no worries mate poke :thumbup:
Quote by sheddy

One for admin i think ....... Give them something to do :P

I'll PM them a link hun because if it's sending SH stuff to an out of date e mail addy :shock: :shock: that really needs sorting confused
Ok sheddy... the other email addy is still in use but i havn't checked it for a few days
Oh btw... Paul at the keyboard :thumbup:
Quote by sheddy
We have a watch this topic button update confused :? :? :?
It works :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: Well sort of :? :? :? :?
Not as I wish to use it but if it helps admin out, it's e mailed the topics I clicked on, however it's e mailing an old addy I havn't used on this site for 6 months or so :shock: :shock: :shock:
So it works but obviously when I updated my e mail details on sh it never updated in that area biggrin :D

Same thing has happened to me sheddy... it emailed me the topics to an old email addy i used when we first signed up to SH :?
One for admin i think ....... Give them something to do :P
Quote by The-Ring
when you spend all night in the chatroom talking to red hot and jon and then spending all the morning on here and forget to feed the kids rotflmao
.....................and im supposed to be tidying up and getting the house ready for mrs dpg and baby coming home
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
mr and mrs dpg xxxx

Get it done then smackbottom
......And chatting?...... was more like perving :lol2:
Was good to chat to you as well mate and see a face behind the keyboard :thumbup:
......Oh and i was merly observing innocent
Quote by Darkfire
How come there's no 'newbies' in this thread??
I'd be interested to hear what those who are new to munches think about cameras being there.... and about having their pics taken, even if it is 'just socially' ? Is it offputting? does it add to the nerves? would it make you uncomfortable?
and particularly when we're on about the 'official photographer' idea - its all very well for 'us' who will know the person who takes on this honour if it happens... but 'noobs' wont, so , any thooughts??? confused:

We are 'newbies' wave .....Well to munches anyway lol
We havn't been to a munch yet (saying 'yet' as we plan too later) and regards to photo's being taken we think it would be ok, even if we are in the background, because it's really a social event and there is nothing else going on, everyone is fully clothed and enjoying a few drinks.
As for an 'official photographer' then thats not a problem either. I would guess that all the information leading up to the munch from the forum would include who is going to be the photographer for the evening so that everyone knows who it is, even if the newbies don't know the person it's going to be someone that the munch organisers and the rest of the people going can vouch for.
They could also wear a hat with 'Official Photographer' on it :lol:
Hope this helps
Quote by Dawn_Mids
We'd better delete this thread now then if its broke or people will come and moan about watch button instability lol :lol: :lol: innocent

No way :eeek:
If you broke it then you can accept full responsibility rotflmao
Wasnt me......
Was sheddy poke
bolt
Quote by sheddy

Yes Sheddy, I am sure that is the case :therethere:
Yeah right Mr AddictedSheddy

I'm only here for the pictures so I can perv over them Dawn :twisted:
I wish to report that the button is broke I've pressed it and I've looked to change to settings in "My Settings" but I can't find any and i'm not getting any e mail's sad
admin you'd better sort it out now I know it's there I want to use it again and again, jesus whats this place coming to when a button I never knew excisted is broken rolleyes :roll: :roll: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Not working for me too sheddy... i clicked on it to see what would happen too but nothing dunno
We both like Big Brother too.
Can take a few days to get into though we find, but once the personalties come out then it's addictive.
Can't wait to see what nutters and head cases they have got for this year lol
Quote by Dawn_Mids

Wasn't picking on your Dawn..............
........Just wanted to smackbottom
innocent

Spank away, I have a big enough ass :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Sorry, what was I supposed to be doing confused
Bending over :smackbottom:
lol
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Stop picking on me :shock:
I'm going, honestly I am but Sheddy asked me a question then I got pmmed rolleyes
bolt

Wasn't picking on your Dawn..............
........Just wanted to smackbottom
innocent