Quote by sheddy

you just :banghead: want :banghead: to :banghead: do :banghead: this :banghead: all :banghead: night :banghead:
Here's another bottle of whisky mate

Quote by sheddy
I’ll have a bottle or 3 of whisky please to anethnatise, i've got toothache straight to the nerve and I've never known pain as a bad :crazy: :banghead:

Quote by john60
Since joining late 2005 I expected to be inundated with masses of people wanting sex with me..Woh ..How wrong I apperently dont work that way .....There are more single males on this site than couples and single females so you are going to find it harder as you have more competition than anyone else so you need work harder to get to know people...This is not a quick shag site!
1) I found out very quickly that SW is very much an exhibitionist site in which you view and enjoy....As with alot of other sites
2) Not much actual "swinging" take place -most of the site is chit caht ....Think your very wrong. Has been quoted before people keep their private lives to themselves so your not going to know what other people do away from the site. There are alot of social gathers (munches) happening all year round, i suggest get yourself known and go to one.
3) Chat rooms are fun but are really like the old guys CB ( citizens banb radio) ie where are u ,how old are u etc exept with the twist of show uz ur jugs / conna cum now type carp
You may enjoy it is not exactly direct people contact....And how else do you expect other people to meet!. Thats what a chatroom/forum is for....People can find what and who they are looking for and arrange to meet.
2) Surely people who wish to have sex or exploit themselves on the internet must realise that other people will want to manipulate them for thier own wise there is no purpose in SWINGERS HEAVEN????....Alot of people put the cam on to just chat so you can see a face behind the keyboard kinda thing, the last thing you want is for some muppet coming in the room and saying 'get your tits out'
3) It is very,repeat very easy to get "booted" by Gestapo style observers who apperently seem to choose their own style and method of policeing their is no consistency....Newcomers beware!!!!...ALL sites need policing somehow or the site would be full up with idiots. Newcomers are always given a warm welcome and given help if needed.
4) I get very , very p****ed off with people who want to see people wank off /f***k /and commit buggery on cam and yet they are sanctamonious enough to believe they are doing a servive by putting " NO DIRECTION" on a chatroom WHY??????....The NO DIRECTING is put there for a reason because the people do not want to be directed while they perform on cam (and yes there are people that enjoy performing).
5) THere is too much Non Directing in this site ------it will soon become just another chat site...IS THAT WHAT WE WANT??

Quote by mdr2000
Just how many Big Bro Threads can we have lol....
I'll put a £5 on which is locked first....... :lol:
Mike xx

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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
my nice newly painted walls are now tea stained !

Quote by H-x
someone sent me this this morning, made me giggle.
A woman had been in a coma for several months, one day the nurses noticed a slight response when they were washing her pussy. They rushed to her husband explaining that a little oral sex might help bring her round, to which he agreed. A few minutes later her monitors flatlined - no pulse or heart beat.
" What happened??!!!" they cried, to which the husband replied,
" Don't know, but I think she might have choked "

Sorry, sorry, sorry.
H.x

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Fill It To The Rim With Sassyseren......................Oh no you bloody don't ! :shock:
Have a Break. Have a Sassy Seren....................Why are all mine chocolate references? :doh:

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except Dermot.................I'd shag him! :twisted:

Quote by Darkfire
when;s it repeated? i missed it !!

Quote by de_sade
well I thought that was funny

Quote by Darkfire
funny how most people on the site are avoiding this thread like the plague, isnt it.

Quote by sexkittenhfx
as a single girl on the forums im often reading posts by regular couples on the forum regarding the "need" for a single bi female...and yet ive never once been contacted by
anyone who i see on this forum....well..... maybe two couples that i can remember (one
of which im not sure i replied to and lost their mail......) i also recently posted in the "lets
meet up" section to no avail.

Quote by sexkittenhfx
so i wondered....what exactly do you want in a single bi female?

Quote by poshkate
at times i think people on here forget that SBF's are here for their own needs and wants not just to fulfill the fantasy of others.
by no means am i saying that is everyones attitude to SBF's but especially if you look at
the couples seeking women adds all there is there is people wanting to satisfy there
own need with seeningly no thought towards what the 3rd person may want or desire!

Quote by H-x
I'm only speaking for me here, obviously, but the reason I don't reply to couples is cos usually the female half is (as in you case) pretty damn gorgeous and I'd feel like I was just making up the numbers.

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Can't you two carry on a bit with this hun thing, its kinda working for me :rascal:

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Oh btw... Paul at the keyboard :thumbup:

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One for admin i think ....... Give them something to do :P

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We have a watch this topic button update :? :? :?
It works :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: Well sort of :? :? :? :?
Not as I wish to use it but if it helps admin out, it's e mailed the topics I clicked on, however it's e mailing an old addy I havn't used on this site for 6 months or so :shock: :shock: :shock:
So it works but obviously when I updated my e mail details on sh it never updated in that area :D

Quote by The-Ring
when you spend all night in the chatroom talking to red hot and jon and then spending all the morning on here and forget to feed the kids
.....................and im supposed to be tidying up and getting the house ready for mrs dpg and baby coming home
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
mr and mrs dpg xxxx

Quote by Darkfire
How come there's no 'newbies' in this thread??
I'd be interested to hear what those who are new to munches think about cameras being there.... and about having their pics taken, even if it is 'just socially' ? Is it offputting? does it add to the nerves? would it make you uncomfortable?
and particularly when we're on about the 'official photographer' idea - its all very well for 'us' who will know the person who takes on this honour if it happens... but 'noobs' wont, so , any thooughts??? :

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We'd better delete this thread now then if its broke or people will come and moan about watch button instability :lol: :lol:

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Yes Sheddy, I am sure that is the case :therethere:
Yeah right Mr AddictedSheddy

Quote by Dawn_Mids

Wasn't picking on your Dawn..............
........Just wanted to

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Stop picking on me :shock:
I'm going, honestly I am but Sheddy asked me a question then I got pmmed