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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60
Bisexual Female, 64
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Quote by sheddy
Sorry Dawn redface surprisedops: prehaps I am spending too much time on here :oops: :oops:
Disclaimer for those wondering about my sanity I do actually browse other sites as well, I don't just sit on here all day looking at just sh.......................honest.................no its the truth
........................ffs someone must beleave me lol :lol: :lol:

I believe you sheddy..................
........................honest i do.........
...........................no really i do :lol:
bolt
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Well, I've never seen this question asked before :eeek:
I believe it sends you a pm/email, depending on what you have ticked in your settings, when anyone else posts in that thread biggrin

Is that why you keep popping back online when your suppose to be revising Dawn :shock: :P
smackbottom get some work done :lol2:
Hello Louise and Joe wave
:welcome: to the Cafe
Most of the loon have said hello already innocent bolt
Watch out it can get addictive in here sometimes
Paul and Debbie xx
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Yeah, sure Dawnie..you're hair is always such a mess rolleyes wink
Oh and don't think you can come in there and direct either-it's a non-directing room! :giggle:
bolt
Minx x x

I never dried my hair this morning, believe me, its a mess :silly:
Minx, I would never break chatrooms rules and attempt to directinnocent
:bolt:
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Minxy, whats wrong with one handed typers then eh???
:wink:
Nothing at all Lardy, just that it takes them too long to respond... :roll: :giggle:
Minx x x
So thats why Dawn was slow at typing the other week :giggle:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
pmsl Dawn...
Not the hair thing again rolleyes lol

I know, sorry redface
:lol: always here for hair advice wink kiss
Not asking you, last time I did that you said I couldn't have it all cut off :eeek:
:lol2:
Have you had it done then? :shock:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
pmsl Dawn...
Not the hair thing again rolleyes lol

I know, sorry redface
:lol: always here for hair advice wink kiss
Quote by Dawn_Mids

Dawnie I hope you do make it, I don't want to be the only Op on cam... ;)

Noooooooo I'm not going on cam, I want to perv everyone else's :lol2:
I'd be getting online about midnight if I've go to do something with my hair rolleyes
pmsl Dawn...
Not the hair thing again :roll: lol
Quote by dambuster
Sod chocolate, I need a shag rotflmao

Join the club!
H.x
Is the sun shining in S Wales ?
Think the sun is shining everywhere lol amazing what a bit of sun does
Lots sun in Hampshire too.... and getting hotter by the minute :rascal:
Quote by Darkfire
Maybe it would be an avenue for bicurious lads to explore their gay side

ok hang on. wwhhhhooaaa
so, bicurious men have a 'gay' side?
and DP is about exploring that cos you might touch cocks???
and its nothing to do with pleasuring the fem?
ohhhhhhhhhh
invitation to pm me is withdrawn :cry:
Speaking as novices i guess we have not done DP (apart from a butt plug) and probably wont experience it as its not the sort of thing we are into. I am not bicurious and the only reason i would do DP is if the fem wanted it and wanted to be pleasured and NOT for my pleasure of rubbing cocks with another bloke.
As for pleasuring the fem, well we both ALWAYS make sure the fem is pleasured in all ways either through oral or penetration, we both like to make a fem cum over and over and pay attention to her needs.
(sort of hijacked reply) but saw what dark put and wanted to put my 2 pence in
Favourite comedian.....Hmmmm there a few we like but one's that have us in stitches are Lee Evans, Jimmy Carr and Jack Dee..
..We like that dry sense of humour the last 2 have but you just can't beat Lee Evans
Quote by sheddy
There is no stigma attached to being Gay now as you know... cool 8-) 8-)
Mike

You told me it was in the strictist confidence that I told you that :shock:
FFS now I'm going to have to start a comeing out thread evil :evil: lol :lol:
Did you open that shed door a little too wide? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Welcome back Sheddy :thumbup:
We would discuss what the other couple would like either when you first speak to them either in msn or on the phone or at the first meet. If you were into full swap but they were into soft swing and you are happy with that arrangement then you have to obviously know what their limitations are. They could say that maybe they would consider full swap to the right couple but you wouldn't know that if you hadn't discussed that on the meet.
Would have to agree with Sassy that once you know what you are doing when you start playing you don't have to keep stopping and asking if its ok if we..... or if i can.....
Hope this make sense cos i tend to ramble on and talk bollox confused
Paul
Hello wave singlegal and :welcome: to the forums
watch out for the loon
Afternoon Bump :bounce:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Ok Nuremberg this weekend
Qualifing now started, so who is going to win this weekend??
lol

Who cares? dunno I'm just waiting for them to bend over so I can perv their arses in them tight jumpsuits :twisted:
rolleyes
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I had a classic today
Hi Sassy, nice profile.
What size are your tits?
Do you have big nipples?
Do you have a shaved pussy?
Needless to say HE won't be getting a shag from me! rolleyes

Damn it!! banghead
Rewrites email for Sassy lol
Hi Sassy..........
Quote by Sarah
Budge up
Baileys over here please lol
And no loud music as I have a headache

1 Baileys coming up
Turns the music down and budges up..... Squeeze in with us 2 here Sarah :lol:
Well Alonso has the pole position and with Renaults blistering starts we should see him out in front for the first bend closely followed by Schumacher. Might see Raikkonen 3rd at least at the first bend with Montoya moving up to 7th from his 9th position, but if Montoya can get a clear run we may see him in the top 5 after the first bend.
The McLaren's are quick round Nurburgring and should see them fighting with Ferrari in the later stages of the race.
Honda seems to be off the pace yet again but good to see Barrichello 4th on the grid in front of Buttons 6th, hopefully Honda has set Barrichello's car to how he wants it finally.
Renault seem to have the upper hand with the pit stratagies compared with anyone else so may see a win for Alonso with M. Schumacher not far behind him if he can hold off Raikkonen and Montoya. Massa i think should be in the top 6.
Driver to watch i think in this race if he has the reliabiltiy from his Cosworth engine is Rosberg (12th on the grid) who may slowly work his way up to grab some points at the end of the race.
Make ours a large one.... we have been out for a few and need more..
.... So barman 2 pints please
seems a bit empty in here... sits in the quiet corner
Right get this place cleaned up before people start coming in....
......and where's my pint... i put it down somewhere
Quote by sheddy
dunno What !! I never touched it honest :lol2: bolt

lol :lol: yea ok.....
... And no they are not Mrs South's :lol: She don't wear any
Must be yours Calista
Quote by sheddy
I'm going to mop Sheddy with a duster made from this thong i've found at the back of the sofa confused:
Better have a quick pint before i start though....
:cheers:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: You'd better wash the bloody thing first lol :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: nice edit there sheddy
Yep defiantly a kebab for us after a few pints. Hard to resist because there is a kebab shop right opposite where we drink, you can see the whole place lit up from across the street and after looking at it for a few hours we just want to go and get food.
Last night we couldn't resist a large portion of chips (the really thin ones Mmmmm) with mayo all over them :P
I've brought a mop with me Sheddy and a duster....
Better have a quick pint before i start though....
:cheers:
....And who's is this thong i've found at the back of the sofa confused:
Quote by thumper131
how about getting the rest of the site working first..????? ie. the chat rooms..i still cant log on properly..and yes i have checked software versions etc.....it slow.!! it kicks people, it stalls, in general its unreliable, so why pay for extras untill the site is working as standard.....

:sleeping: rolleyes
The site seems to be working for a huge majority of people so i'm guessing it must be your end thumper.... You was in chat last night so something must be working confused lol
Also i think you need to rant about the chatroom in here instead of in the treads that are running
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