Southukcouple's Forum Posts

5 May 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Just been listening to Van Halen's Greatest Hits Album.....Track Number 9.......

JUMP!
:giggle:
Okay, okay Im going already........

NNOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!! Not the poodle rock !!!!!!!! :scared: Anything but that !!!!
What's wrong with Van Halen Jump confused

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I liked it when it came out all them years ago lol

and still think it's a classic............
........... ok i'm going
:bolt:

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4 May 2006

Quote by couple_ne2000
I used to know a Wayne King.
Les x

I used to know a Joanne a long time ago and she got married...
...her surname changed to King

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4 May 2006

....... What was that about the weather???
lol

:lol:

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4 May 2006

Quote by delsutton
There's another variation on bukkake apparently, where a group of women who can squirt wank over a guy.
I've not encountered this until saw mention on another website, but wondered if anyone had ever had a go at that?

.....Open to offers lol

:lol: :lol:
Purely for educational purposes for SH members redface

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4 May 2006

uninstall ez armour and see if thats the problem dunno

Try installing something that is tried and tested like Zone Alarm which is good or the other option is to pay for Norton Anti Virus :thumbup:

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4 May 2006

I agree with DeeCee it's better to get to know couples close to us not just for the swinging but also for friendship and social evenings too :cheers:

We have made a few good friends from this site already that live within a few miles of us and have enjoyed good social nights with no pressure to do anything with plenty more parties to look forward too. :drinkies:
As DeeCee said we are a "community within a community"

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4 May 2006

Quote by thumper131
<<<gives up ...........

Bye

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4 May 2006

Iv'e heard all now..... a CV for swingers :shock:
rolleyes

:roll:

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3 May 2006

Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
You know its not right when you go to meet a single guy but a single bi female turns up instead :twisted:
Ok was dreaming
Shaz x

:lol: still dreaming Shaz?

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3 May 2006

Brummies and :welcome: to the forum
Run... Run now while you can
loon

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3 May 2006

Quote by dambuster

Captions ?

What do you mean it was the wrong container anyway!!

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3 May 2006

Good Luck Chesty kiss

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3 May 2006

I clicked my back button too many times redface

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3 May 2006

Favourite Movies .... Tree Muskateers :lol:

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3 May 2006

Favourite Movies .... Tree Muskateers :lol:

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3 May 2006

Fell in my pond once........ Now that WAS dirty evil

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3 May 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
****DELAYED BLOND MOMENT ALERT***
Will someone please tell me who the 4Tops are??
The first one to say a Motown band from the 60s gets a kick in the nadgers! :kick:

ahem... Motown band from the 60's :P :P :P
bolt

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2 May 2006

oh and

hello and :welcome: to the forums

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2 May 2006

oh and

hello and :welcome: to the forums

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2 May 2006

oh and

hello and :welcome: to the forums

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2 May 2006

Quote by bikerchick21
hello all.
just want to know what we have to do to get the password for the couples room on chat,
hope this is in the right forum, thanks

When you see the locked couples room look for another room that isn't locked called something like 'password for couples room' ... go in there and someone will give you the password in whisper
Hope this helps

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2 May 2006

Thought i had deleted the email but funnily enough i didn't confused

and i got it wrong on my last post.......
i want to put my big 10inch cock up ur oozing pussy and i want u to make sheep noises while i lick yr arse hole
That was the whole email. Never replied and to be honest don't think you can dunno

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2 May 2006

Quote by DeviousLiasons
Sit there and constantly scratch.... armpits, crotch, rear end....

..... or you've just started your period just before they turned up ...

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2 May 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren

But the best one so far has to be the guy that emailed us and said he wanted Debbie to make sheep noises as he fucks her from behind

That'd be meaty after he was in Wales last :giggle: innocent

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:bolt:

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2 May 2006

Quote by flidais-media
Ok, how about calling the home phone (from a mobile that you have placed somewhere carefully) and then make out that there is some emergency you have to deal with?
Alternatively, you could just be honest, say that you think they are really nice people and all that but just don't think you are compatible. Sometimes the most obvious thing is the easiest.

Thats always the best escape route in all cases :thumbup:

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2 May 2006

We have had all the usual ones... 'i know your looking for couples and bifems but thought i would ask on the off chance' or 'your only 2 miles from me would you still consider' rolleyes

But the best one so far has to be the guy that emailed us and said he wanted Debbie to make sheep noises as he fucks her from behind
confused

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2 May 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
my pennies worth...

I first read that as "my penis worth" rotflmao

Sorry

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2 May 2006

Agreed with everyone else... Meet in a neutral place and that way you can make a hasty retreat if they turn out that bad that you dont want it to go further.
In the case where you have met them at your house... You could always shout from the kitchen 'that bloody rat is back get the poison!!!' lol

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1 May 2006

You know its not right when.....
......... You realise when you actually meet them that their pic on their profile is about 2 years old :shock:
......... The porn on the DVD is actually better and goes on for longer than what you are doing on the bed (or did) :shock: evil

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1 May 2006

Happy Birthday Mr NWC
:cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

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