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30 Apr 2006

:sleeping: :sleeping: rolleyes

rolleyes

30 Apr 2006

Quote by flidais-media
despite me having a thing for mariah i still dont think she gets close to jo guest(i wish she would though lol)
agreed on the dirty/wierd thing

Jo Guest?

confused

Another one with an attitude problem along with half of the bloody other so called models.... i.e. Jordan, Jodie Marsh and countless others i could mention
rolleyes

rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
Models? Can anyone tell me what these people model...can't say I've noticed them on any catwalk wink

wink

But honestly, we can't be the only ones who find these types fairly awful? Can't be doing with over made up, pouting prima donnas evil

evil

I did use the term 'model' very loosely :lol: alot of them are just famous for getting their tits out and getting paid stupid amounts of money for it and like you said pouting prima donnas when they don't get their own way :?

30 Apr 2006

Quote by robbie_rob
despite me having a thing for mariah i still dont think she gets close to jo guest(i wish she would though lol)
agreed on the dirty/wierd thing

Jo Guest?

confused

Another one with an attitude problem along with half of the bloody other so called models.... i.e. Jordan, Jodie Marsh and countless others i could mention
rolleyes

rolleyes

:roll: :roll:

30 Apr 2006

Quote by robbie_rob
despite me having a thing for mariah i still dont think she gets close to jo guest(i wish she would though lol)
agreed on the dirty/wierd thing

Jo Guest?

confused

Another one with an attitude problem along with half of the bloody other so called models.... i.e. Jordan, Jodie Marsh and countless others i could mention
rolleyes

rolleyes

:roll: :roll:

28 Apr 2006

Did i just say that??? dunno

dunno

Meant in a clean way of course :rascal:

28 Apr 2006

Quote by Shireen_Mids
there are so many people camming it's not worth me bothering *Sigh*

I'll cam with ya Shireen wink

wink

28 Apr 2006

Quote by Shireen_Mids
For those that have strong stomach's I may well be appearing on cam soon on server 2

I have a strong stomach..... what room rolleyes

rolleyes

28 Apr 2006

.........And a garden full of dogs howling....

rotflmao

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28 Apr 2006

Bet she don't have alot of crystal in her house.... :scared:

rotflmao

:rotflmao:
You can just hear her now sheddy.......
Shhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 17 octaves in one word
:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:

28 Apr 2006

rotflmao

:laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove:

28 Apr 2006

Quote by Missy
Human dog whistle

rotflmao

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Had to come back and read that post again - haven't stopped laughing yet!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Glad i put a smile on someone's face today :lol:

28 Apr 2006

One with the shortest skirt? wink

wink

:thumbup:

28 Apr 2006

Quote by flidais-media
Sorry our mistake, as neither Madonna or Carey do anything for us, physically, was just thinking about her singing.
Now, she may be, largely, 'off the plot' but the voice I love is Sinead O'Connor and happen to think she looks rather cute too

Madonna has got better with age.
Another favourite is Sheryl Crow... Great voice and songwriter and very sexy.
The other one though HAS to be............ Kylie!! worship

worship

:love: :lickface: boink

boink

:smitten: :rascal:

28 Apr 2006

Quote by flidais-media
There's so many names for this woman
She has got a very big attitude problem, loves herself too much
and EVERY note used in EVERY song? Human dog whistle :lol:
Give me Madonna any day :P

Agreed (apart from the Madonna bit as she can't sing either) Mariah Carey sings like a strangled cat evil

evil

Who said anything about singing :rascal:

28 Apr 2006

I won't say anything either.... I've seen this about in emails so i know the answer lol

lol

:gagged:

28 Apr 2006

Well i'll strip if you will... get the cleaning done quicker if 2 of us do it :rascal:

28 Apr 2006

There's so many names for this woman lol

lol

She has got a very big attitude problem, loves herself too much
and EVERY note used in EVERY song? Human dog whistle :lol:
Give me Madonna any day :P

28 Apr 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Morning !
One steaming brew coming up

Morning!
*trips over a beer bottle*
Need the cleaners in here.... Thanks for the coffee :coffee:

28 Apr 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Hi huddersMike welcome from the only sane person here :welcome:

:laughabove: loon

loon

:whistling:
:uhoh:
bolt

bolt

28 Apr 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Jeez ! and this place is like the Marie bleeding Celeste !
I'll make the coffee then shall I? .............and why am I talking to myself? :huh:

*yawns* Mmmmm coffee... No milk or sugar in mine please

27 Apr 2006

Think you may need to post this in here......
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/69765.html

27 Apr 2006

Quote by Shireen_Mids
I am off to search their drawers :rascal:

blink

Hope your wearing gloves lol

lol

confused

27 Apr 2006

Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
No 2 is a terribly boring and unexciting option it seems - but it's also quite popular for some reason...!
Nevertheless, for me, No 2 it is and I'm quite happy with that. It's a shame it's right next to "homophobic" in the list though - there's a world of difference between happily hetero and homophobia!

there vast difference between all the options but i guessed people wouldn't want to see that many options lol

lol

Shaz x
Too many options would confuse the hell out of me :lol:

27 Apr 2006

So..... You finished your perving in MSN then Shireen? rotflmao

rotflmao

27 Apr 2006

Quote by Shireen_Mids
:? Where is everyone??? They must have gone out....
Hhhmmmmm wonder whats in the fridge :lol2:

Lots of lager

drinkies

:cheers: well...... was :drinkies:

27 Apr 2006

Yep all of the above....
And just get yourself chatting to the regulars in the chatrooms and in the forums and get yourself known. Full profile and ad will make a difference too. Once people know your genuine then you might start seeing results. Oh and be patient, doesn't happen overnight.
Welcome to the forums.... watch out for the loon

loon

ones

lol

27 Apr 2006

Hello Mike and :welcome: to the Forums
Alot of loon

loon

people on here but you will work out who they are lol

lol

:lol:

27 Apr 2006

Quote by Rich_and_dee

{never tried wiggling, is it fun?}

Oh my God, it is wonderful :inlove:
Should we open a "wiggling chatroom"
You show me yours and i'll show ya mine :high-smile:
That's When you can get into the chatrooms lol

lol

27 Apr 2006

Quote by Shireen_Mids
Sorry I am perving in MSN

Yea shame on you surprised

surprised

ops: :oops:

smackbottom

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:

27 Apr 2006

Quote by Shireen_Mids
Sorry I am perving in MSN

Well dont keep it to yourself lol

lol

add us :lol: