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2 Nov 2005

Does anyone remember PACERS .. they were minty chewy sweets in a packet and they had green and white stripes ... I still remember the advert for them off the tele ... if anyone ate one whatever they were wearing changed into green and white stripes and they would shout "stripes".
Does anyone else remember this or have a dreamt it confused

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We have a newsagent in our town who sells old fashioned sweets in the plastic and class jars .. you can get kola cubes, bon bons, sherbet lemons and my favourite Kop Kops and loads of other yummy delights ... damn its shut now must pay it a visit tomorrow biggrin

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24 Sep 2005

Oh to live near Yorkshire and have a cam :cry: :upset:

5 Sep 2005

People who leave their fog lights on
Middle lane hoggers
People who don't thank you when you let them out of a junction
Caravans is one for me too - we get more than our fair share up here in the Lake District
Ooo I've just noticed mine are all about driving - but I don't get road rage honest wink

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To solve the problem with the duvet turning itself inside out or eating socks just do the poppers up before you put in the washing machine ... works for me biggrin

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1 Sep 2005

I nearly lost my hubby in a car accident a few years back and I agree wholeheartedly with the sentiment posted here about ensuring you appreciate all those around you who are special.
Now whenever we are parting, even if just going to the shops, I always tell him I love him because you just never know. Its the same with the kids in the morning when they go off to school or out to play. They look at me as though I've lost it but hey ... who cares.
I hope your hubby has a speedy recovery and is back feeling fine and dandy in no time at all ... although with the nursing he is going to receive, he might just prolong his recovery wink

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26 Aug 2005

:welcome: to the madhouse bolt

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22 Aug 2005

Sorry to hear of all you guys getting your phones knicked but had to add a nice story to even the crappy ones out.
I was out with a couple of people from a day centre for adults with learning difficulties and we went into a cafe. I left leaving my mobile phone on the table and didn't realise until I had got back to the centre. I ran (nearly all the way) back to the cafe and some kind person had handed it to a waitress.
I admit it probably wasn't worth someone knicking it (it came from the arc lol

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) but it just shows that not everyone is bad and there are a few nice people out there.

18 Aug 2005

Quote by little gem
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Not often but I was shocked earlier today with a twice in sucession squirty thing going on. The only problem is because it's not a regular thing, I've now ruined a pillow So there are some draw backs to it all.

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You've only ruined a pillow .... your lucky we've had to buy a new bed. We have now learnt from our mistakes and are well prepared ... we went out and bought a shower curtain biggrin

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a bit cold on the old bum :shock: but cover it up with a towel and Bob's your uncle - saves on the washing too wink

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16 Aug 2005

I've built two computers and they actually worked first time when I switched them on lol

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and still working now 1 year later ... damn site cheaper than buying a ready built one from the shops too but a lot more stressful evil

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15 Aug 2005

Don't bother answering ... googled and found it .... omg that looks painful ... had my hubby crossing his legs lol

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15 Aug 2005

Sorry ... excuse my ignorance ... but what's a frenum ????

15 Aug 2005

Our Council won't even give us a wheelie bin never mind recycling bins - still using the black plastic bags. However, they do help feed the wildlife - badgers find them so much easier to get into than wheelie bins

15 Aug 2005

Call me stupid ... but what has recycling got to do with spiders confused

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11 Aug 2005

A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four".
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.
This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!".
Again, there's a bright flash...and his legs fall off.
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10 Aug 2005

Crikey I can't even pluck up enough courage to get my eyebrows waxed let alone any sort of piercing .... u lot are brave biggrin

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8 Aug 2005

Made me laugh too lol

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must remember this when kids start asking me questions like this

7 Aug 2005

I have:
a key ring which says "Have a nice day before some bastard spoils it"
one half of a key ring - my sister has the other
a big yellow dice (not a fluffy one tho)
a key ring which says "World's best mum"
oh yeah and some keys lol

6 Aug 2005

For me it's the bum first, then the eyes and then a nice hairy chest, but not too hairy biggrin

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6 Aug 2005

Ooo never thought about it really ... off to change ad bolt

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6 Aug 2005

We don't even have a door handle on our door and it won't shut - which is probably just as well lol

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6 Aug 2005

It was New Years Eve/Day a month before my 18th birthday. Not in the most romantic of settings I must say - in the passenger seat of my car in the middle of a council estate. From what I can remember it was ok but my bloody leg muscles were sore the next day smile

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6 Aug 2005

No you are definately not on your own - happens to us too mad

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3 Aug 2005

That letter, and the replies, have brigtened up an otherwise dull, rainy day.
Thanks guys biggrin

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30 Jul 2005

Can I be added to the list too biggrin

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30 Jul 2005

Who comes up with these ideas .... I want to meet them biggrin

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30 Jul 2005

I was thinking of waxing .... don't think I'll bother now biggrin

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26 Jul 2005

There must be someone surely ........................... confused

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25 Jul 2005

Single bi-female needed to join us this Friday for dinner in a local restaurant followed by a night of uninhibited sex biggrin

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We are 35 year old married couple and fairly attractive. Pictures will be sent on request and we would appreciate some in return.
We can accommodate Friday night only.
Hope to hear from you soon.
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