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squirtee
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 55
Bi-curious Male, 55
0 miles · Cumbria

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Was just thinking it's quiet on here tonight ... wonder what everyones doing confused
Sorry ... one too many biggrin
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Mr Squirtee and I would like to wish everyone a very happy and prosperous New Year ... thought I'd type this now before my fingers stop working ... half way through a rather large bottle of vodka and it's only :beer:
kiss Happy New Year drinkies
:welcome: let me be the first to welcome you to the mad house lol if no ones beaten me to it lol
Know how you feel ... I was on cam once, with everything on show when the puppy decided to put her head in a certain place ... even now ... 3 months later ... people keep asking where the dog is :shock:
At the end of the day (sorry did I really just say that confused ) ... if we all liked and wanted the same things it would be a pretty boring world ... everyone is entitled to their own likes and dislikes ... and making this clear in an ad makes it easier to find what you do want biggrin
Quote by Serendipity
reading all this makes me wonder when replying to adds how many guys have said they are bi and have tryed with the cpl just to shag the fem of the cpl ,just a thought

Oh quite a lot! Luckily most of them are very bad at hiding that and slip up by the second email! lol
Giving them the male half's msn addy to chat is also a fantastic way of finding out their "real" intentions wink Strangely enough ... quite a few quickly disappear confused
Several posts have the sort of advice you are looking for ... http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20451.html and here http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/13919.html
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Started snowing here about an hour ago ... not very heavy at the moment but on our country roads its a bit dodgy so if anyones out and about ... be careful confused
Can't wait to wake up in the morning and take the puppy out for a walk in it ... she's never seen snow before surprised might even have a snowball fight with her .. although it'll be a bit one-side me thinks lol
Quote by mezagog
the camping and caravan club have small private sites called certified locations that you can book for rallies.

Have noticed a few of those rallies in our area of the Lake District ... make sure you come in the middle of the night though so you don't annoy the locals when you clog the roads up with your caravans and campers doing 30mph in a 60mph zone lol sorry ... only joking ;)
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Marcus ... hate ice ... waters the vodka down lol and cant be having that now can I lol

I know what yer mean.....there is a solution tho....drink it before the Ice melts....lol.
Have a good un...... wink
Lol ... but it still makes my mouth tingle ... would much prefer something else to do that but that will come later ;)
Marcus ... hate ice ... waters the vodka down lol and cant be having that now can I lol
Her = vodka and coke with no ice, him = tea lol.
Hope everyone has a brill day tomorrow and just remember it only happens once a year ...... thank god lol
Although there is a vast array of emoticons that we can use in our messages ... I think we need some that involve 3, 4 or even more ... what do you guys think and are there any around?
God can't you tell I'm bored and have had a little bit to drink ;)
My hubby has become curious about other men .. and he doesnt even come on this site :shock: the problem is that he doesnt know just how curious he is or how far he would go ... he says the hornier he becomes the more he is likely to do blast .. i am soooo looking forward to it biggrin
Just looked ... and I am .. albeit with a different pic biggrin but now I'm gonna be drooling over that one now and not gonna get anything done tonight wink
Quote by Sexysteph
Someone's gonna have to get rid of this thread ... i'm having palpitations here ... just love a nice bum ... male or female ... dressed or undressed ... doesnt matter ;)

:lol2: does that mean you don't want to see the other thread then?
Steph biggrin
If its the one i'm thinking of .. have seen it and i think i may be on it redface
Someone's gonna have to get rid of this thread ... i'm having palpitations here ... just love a nice bum ... male or female ... dressed or undressed ... doesnt matter ;)
I'd much rather see a nice, round, pert, ass ... dressed or undressed ... been drooling over the "Men's Bums" thread for hours redface
Quote by yammyym
I hate any soaps. Why have 4 episodes a week and then re-run them at the weekend.

Gotta agree with you there ... what irritates me is that if you go to the hairdressers, that's all they seem to talk about and you are trapped with no escape ... they dont even seem bothered that you dont watch it but continue to tell you what's going on dunno
You still accepting pics .. you can have mine .. but only if someone tells me how to put them in here lol .. not a bloody clue rolleyes
I think I am in the minority but I quite like it to - have been on the site for over an hour now and had not had an error page yet !!!
The only think I dont like, so far, is the postcode thingy ... makes it soooo much harder when looking through the adverts to see where people are ... the old system was so much better AND because we live in a fairly small area, it wouldnt be hard to work out who we were ... dont like that at all - so for the time being a false postcode has been put in but then what's the point !!!
Anyway - its only the first day so we should expect things not to be perfect I suppose but I think it should have been tested with maybe the mods first to get their impressions and ideas before going live.
I await with bated breath to see if they change the postcode thing .. SOON PLEASE !!!
I agree with DD and make sure when it does happen again that everyone knows what everyone is happy doing or not doing to each other.
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Must be in the minority here but I think the forum is a scary place sometimes too so I dread to think what the chatroom's like :shock:
You will have fun and be prepared to change your underwear often :eeek: there are some very funny people on here (that's funny haha .. not funny strange .. although there are a few of them here too) biggrin
:welcome: and enjoy
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Thanks guys ... you have cheered me up no end ... fantastic thread ... dont think I've got anything that can top what's been posted before ... but to everyone else .. keep em coming lol
Quote by icklesausage
Up above the streets and houses rainbow climbing high! lol

OMG how spooky is that ... I was just singing that in the shower not half an hour ago :shock:
Was just gonna put a thread up saying the same thing ... great minds think alike eh biggrin
I am gutted that Richard has lost his fight against his brain tumour ... yet another person who has been taken away from his family and friends too soon sad
My thoughts and deepest sympathies go out to all who knew him and are affected by this tragic news.
Quote by Steve_Mids
What is it with folk in this counrty that they actually believe the shite in the press about the show that churns out manufactured pop singers who release a single/album then dissapear into oblivion ???
What about Will Young .... don't think he's disappeared ... Girls Aloud seem to be doing alright for themselves too (although I can't stand them!!)
Have'nt they got real lives to lead??
Each to their own I say

Shayne's got my vote too :bounce:
Right I'm off before I get lynched too bolt