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squirtee
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 55
Bi-curious Male, 55
0 miles · Cumbria

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Ooooo bars open eh ... mines a vodka and coke (no ice) please.
Tell ya what ... make it a double ... cant stay long cos its absolutely peeing it down here and I think our village might get cut off very soon sad
Quote by winchwench
Thanks for the reassurance guys- you're worth your weight in gold! Only 2,489 more confidence boosting comments needed before I believe them!!!! (typical woman, I know!)

Well here's another "confidence boosting comment" for you ... we have both looked at your photos and think you look great and anyway, who cares what other people think ... if you feel good about yourself, no matter what you look like, what other people think doesnt mean s**t.
It may sound a little strange and even silly but I, Mrs Squirtee, have taken to looking at myself in the mirror just before I go to bed and saying "yeah, you look good tonight" redface ... it's hard at first but I must admit it does make you feel a little better about yourself. Yes you do feel a bit silly and big headed at first but the more times you do it, the easier it gets and the more confident you become. If you dont like the whole package, just focus on one or two things about yourself you do like, could be your boobs, bum, legs ... well you get the idea ... try it and you just never know biggrin
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ok im going to admit it ive read none of this thread but i just came in to say
:twisted: bloody hell you are beautifull
xx lou xxx

I'll second that ... wow ... and what a bum ... I think it needs to be in the "mens bums" thread
Mrs Squirtee
xxx
Rights guys ... had enough of this flippin cleaning lark ... am off to drag Mr S off the pool table and on to something much more enjoyable ;)
Have fun and don't drink too much ... not you tho Lissa biggrin
Good night xxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Would you rather wash or wipe?
Pool table eh? Men always disappear when there's work to be done rolleyes

i'm still behind the bar, clearing up, whatever you do in there wear rubber gloves cos chef's off with runs
Ah ... whilst your there ... us in the kitchen will have a refill ... I believe Lissa's is a latte and mines a large vodka and coke (no ice) ... thanks biggrin
I'll wipe if thats ok with you.
Mr Squirtee's excuse is that threes a crowd when it comes to the kitchen rolleyes Ha .. he doesnt say that about the bedroom ... or living room ... or anywhere else for that matter wink
No probs ... Mr Squirtee is playing on the pool table anyway ;)
{rolls sleeves up and joins Lissa in the kitchen} rights ... what do you want me to do first ??? lol
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ok time to break out the steak n chips ............. every meal comes with a free bottle of your choice.

Aww you could have told us about the steak and chips BEFORE we got the crisps rolleyes Bang goes Mrs Squirtee's New Years resolution ... again wink
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crisps, salt&bacon n smokey vinegar coming right up

Oooo thanks .... we think confused
Have a drink on us ... what's your pleasure ??
Could we be a real pain the arse and have a couple of packets of crisps ... salt n vinegar and smokey bacon .... please ... we wont ask for anything else ... well until our glasses need a refill ;)
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there ye go, a v&c and a JD&c

Oooo thank you ... going down a treat ... CHEERS EVERYONE xxx
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the tapes could of course be lost/wiped/valuable :idea:

We'll have a copy redface lol
... and a large vodka and coke (no ice) and a JD and coke please, if its not too much bother biggrin
Thanks
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i will admit when i first started to post on the forums i found it hard to fit in to (as i thought at the time) the very close nit community. i had used the ads part of the site for nearly 12 months when i started using the forums and did not think myself as a newbie
so i sat back and just watched read the posts and then started to understand things. people (not all but quite alot) see the site as a get fucked quick site and jump in with half hearted posts with no real intentions of been part of the community just wanting a quick fuck. if you want to do that then post in the lets meet up or use the ads.
The forums is a place to get to no all the people in the community by sitting back and reading the forums getting to no the other people on here then once you have got the feel of things then join in ye at first you may not get acnowledged but thats cos people dont no you and will keep looking for your posts to get to know you like you have them.
it is a sad fact :upset: that because of the amount of none genuine newbies on here that the regulars can at times be a little bit on the defencive but percervier and you will be welcomed with opened arms and get to meet some great people on here just like we have

Agree wholeheartedly .... although not been welcomed with open arms as yet lol still waiting for that wink
Sorry ... just had to BUMp this thread again ... for all the newbies wink :wink: lol
Have a look at this thread ... http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/67088.html?highlight= ... might answer your question ... although judging by the replies had so far ... i'm not sure wink
sad sorry .. cant be of much help then i'm afraid ... but you could try ebay lol
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Another one here lol ... my backlight on my laptop went the other week so just had to steal the daughters monitor as I was getting all shaky and hot sweats with withdrawal symptoms ... sorted now ... went and bought a new laptop lol

dont talk to me about lap tops not only did my grafix card cock up(witch wasnt that bad i could sort that out) but the screen is fucked too banghead and its just not worth repairing so iv borrowed a pc for now till i can sort out a new laptop
so if anyone if flogging a cheap lap top pm me.

Does your laptop have to be mobile ... i ask because if its just the screen thats flucked up get yourself a cheap monitor and attach it to your laptop ... works a treat biggrin
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Nice to see that there are some 'gown ups' on here!

"gown up" ... never been called one of them before :shock: lol
Another one here lol ... my backlight on my laptop went the other week so just had to steal the daughters monitor as I was getting all shaky and hot sweats with withdrawal symptoms ... sorted now ... went and bought a new laptop lol
Mr Squirtee had his removed a couple of years ago due to a tight foreskin too ... but he went one better and had the snip at the same time :shock:
Mister_Discreet is correct about any arousal ... Mr Squirtee says first thing in the morning is the worst :shock:
Good luck smile
Just had a thought ... isn't eating cheese late at night supposed to give you nightmares :shock: Will not have to go to sleep then and find something else to do blast
I know ... a totally useless topic but hey why not lol ... it is the New Year after all biggrin
Anyway, was just making myself my favourite late night snack of tortillas, salsa dip and grated cheese done in the oven until warm and cheese has melted ... and I was wondering what everyone else liked ... sad I know confused
Hey if I get enough replies ... maybe I could write a recipe book ... Late Night Snacks for Swingers :shock:
So come on ... what's yours ???
Mrs Squirtee
xxx
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Mines because I ... erm ... like squirting redface

You own a water pistol lol :lol:
Oh no ... I've been rumbled ... how did you guess :lol: Now I'm really embarressed surprisedops:
Happy New Year to everyone ... lets hope its one filled with fun, laughter and lots of naughtiness biggrin