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How come whenever I come on here you two are propping up the bar (or shed)
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squirtee
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 55
Bi-curious Male, 55
0 miles · Cumbria
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Quote by cplbbw
The going thing at the mo is take your kit off and grab a brush we were naked painting cplbbws idea
:spit: 
..............................then :beer: :smoke:
..............................................then more :69:
assionkiss: :hump: :spit: :blast: ........................then............................and so on and so on
that enough ideas mik69
:twisted:Sounds like good ideas to me
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Quote by Sarah
I'll think of something for him as the vodka takes hold, answer later, steve with all the 3's sit tight............ I'll be back
Ooooo, can we be certified please .... ermmmmm ... not sure what for but will wait till the vodka takes hold :lol: Maybe we could be certified for that
: Or Mrs Squirtees fixation for all things pert, round and squeezable .... no not them ... bums
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Quote by Pete_sw
it has to be a nice big fat steak, blue, with gravy and plenty of mushrooms n chips.:
Each to their own ... personally I prefer the cow to have stopped mooing before it reaches my plate lol
and mushrooms ... dont even go there ... they remind me of slugs .... yuk, yuk!!!
I think I'll pass on the food .. feeling a bit ill now ... I'll have another double V and C instead
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Quote by mik69
Just clocked where you are from squirtee beatifull part of the country done a lot of work up that way and a lot of climbing I envy you i'll swap you for the cheshire plains any day
Was I that obvious lol ... and sorry I wouldnt swap it for all the tea in china
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Quote by ninja
Erm, suggestions on what we can do if we do get cut off ... and lets make it harder ... CLEAN suggestions only lol
I heard on the radio the other day that some firm is about to launch £200 wind up computers
honest its true to quote them " now even 3rd world comunities can have the internet" sure just as soon as some one invents wind up broad band
. so dont worry squirtee get yourself one of them and you can still surf SH 
Good suggestion mik but I didn't mean cut off as in the electricity supply ... I meant cut off as in we cant get out of the village and no one can get in ... due to the Lake encroaching onto the road and its waist high :shock:
Time to blow up the inflatable!
now how did you know we had one of those :oops: Ohhhhhh ... you mean an inflatable boat :shock:
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Quote by mik69
Erm, suggestions on what we can do if we do get cut off ... and lets make it harder ... CLEAN suggestions only lol
I heard on the radio the other day that some firm is about to launch £200 wind up computers
honest its true to quote them " now even 3rd world comunities can have the internet" sure just as soon as some one invents wind up broad band
. so dont worry squirtee get yourself one of them and you can still surf SH Good suggestion mik but I didn't mean cut off as in the electricity supply ... I meant cut off as in we cant get out of the village and no one can get in ... due to the Lake encroaching onto the road and its waist high :shock:
No problem then just seize the chance to do a spot of extreme skinny dipping it may be cold at first but dont worry you will soon lose all feeling in your body then you can enjoy :shock:
Ermmmmm .... sorry ... hypothermia doesnt float my boat
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Quote by lovejoy68
I know it might be asking a bit much but is there any food on the go tonight ??
Another topical conversation suggestion ... what's the best food to eat after a good session???
Chinese for me ... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i hope it includes crispy aromatic duck
ya got my mouth watering now
It can include anything you like ... mines a Chicken Satay .... awww now my mouths watering now
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Quote by mik69
Erm, suggestions on what we can do if we do get cut off ... and lets make it harder ... CLEAN suggestions only lol
I heard on the radio the other day that some firm is about to launch £200 wind up computers
honest its true to quote them " now even 3rd world comunities can have the internet" sure just as soon as some one invents wind up broad band
. so dont worry squirtee get yourself one of them and you can still surf SH Good suggestion mik but I didn't mean cut off as in the electricity supply ... I meant cut off as in we cant get out of the village and no one can get in ... due to the Lake encroaching onto the road and its waist high :shock:
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Quote by mik69
Ooooo bars open eh ... mines a vodka and coke (no ice) please.
Tell ya what ... make it a double ... cant stay long cos its absolutely peeing it down here and I think our village might get cut off very soon
One V&C coming up any sugestions for topical conversation yet?
Erm, suggestions on what we can do if we do get cut off ... and lets make it harder ... CLEAN suggestions only lol
