dracae .... thought I'd find you in here 
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squirtee
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 55
Bi-curious Male, 55
0 miles · Cumbria
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Quote by Pete_sw
well its nice to be backand even nicer to be able to say that we are alive and kicking
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hi to all the lovely horny peeps too...................... god its good to be alive :bounce: :bounce:
more life please, if u sell it in a bottle lol
Ooooo sounds serious :cry: but must agree ... its good to be alive and if you find someone who sells it in a bottle .. let us know :lol:
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Quote by cplbbw
feckin' 'ell now you two 'ave got my attention
:lol: why dracae :lol: :lol:Yes why ... please tell :lol: :lol: :lol:
i was with this woman once, she started squirting.....................then she started apologizing............WTF............just carry on i said :twisted: :twisted:
jesus when i start to gush a can bearly breath let alone speake............. well apart from calling my other half a fu**ing ba**ard that is :lol: :lol:
maybe its sad to say, but this woman was was using her fingers at the time for the benefit of the camera, excuse me while i go watch the vid for a few minutes
why sad to sayMaybe cos he wasnt doing it for her :dunno:
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Quote by cplbbw
hehehehe iv just seen your ad and snap hunny im a gusher (squirter) too im not joking when i say its been known to go up the bloody walls
:lol:a soal mate at last :kiss:
Not many of us about ... maybe we should start a club lol
Up the walls ... know what you mean
can't have sex without a shower curtain and at least 2 towels :shock:
:rotflmao: or as my other half says a snorkle and flippers :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :laughabove: know exactly what you mean :laughabove: :laughabove:
Maybe we could be should be certified by someone ... any suggestions
: :?: :lol: :lol:you do me ill do you :rotflmao:
SQUIRTEE IS CERTIFIED BY CPLBBW TO BE A FELLOW GUSHER :rotflmao:
No probs
CPLBBW IS CERTIFIED BY SQUIRTEE TO BE A FELLOW GUSHER
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Quote by cplbbw
hehehehe iv just seen your ad and snap hunny im a gusher (squirter) too im not joking when i say its been known to go up the bloody walls
:lol:a soal mate at last :kiss:
Not many of us about ... maybe we should start a club lol
Up the walls ... know what you mean
can't have sex without a shower curtain and at least 2 towels :shock: :rotflmao: or as my other half says a snorkle and flippers :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :laughabove: know exactly what you mean :laughabove: :laughabove:
Maybe we could be should be certified by someone ... any suggestions
: :?: :lol: :lol: 
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Quote by cplbbw
hehehehe iv just seen your ad and snap hunny im a gusher (squirter) too im not joking when i say its been known to go up the bloody walls
:lol:a soal mate at last :kiss:
Not many of us about ... maybe we should start a club lol
Up the walls ... know what you mean
can't have sex without a shower curtain and at least 2 towels :shock: 
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Quote by dracae
NNooo you cant whisk him away, we are having our wicked way with him,
right cplbbw, I got the chains, so what are we going to do with him
I have noticed that his so called mates (Pete and Dracea) have left him all on his little own this weekend
psssstt.....mik..........i have a safehouse over by windermere
There are no safehouses or any places to hide in Windermere ... I know them all :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Quote by hisandhers
Tell me where the key is & I'l get it what ever it takes
If he's in the shed ... he's in my neck of the woods ... so I'll get there first :twisted: and he's already chained and helpless :twisted:
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Quote by cplbbw
a bit of :inlove: never hurts
I do both ... hubby just looks over my shoulder now and again and looks at me oddly when I suddenly burst out laughing
Mik ... gotta be water ... just love a nice shiny, wet, body ...
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Quote by cplbbw
hi spuirtee
mik i love youe sense of humour
you always but a smile on my face
Hiya cpplbbw ... good thanks ... had a hard week hence not been on ... but feeling fantastic now cos its Friday and I have a rather large vodka and coke sat next to me just screaming out to join the others that I have already had :shock:
Have to agree with you .. mik puts a smile on my face too
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Quote by mik69
What's going on in here then ... serious momentsnot allowed
How come whenever I come on here you two are propping up the bar (or shed)
ahh squirtee last time you were on I was most rude due to being on msn I hardly posted whilst you were in here so may I now say a big hello from little old me
and a big hello from me too but you deserve a
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: for being rude ... although I didnt notice 
so you cant have been that rude lol 