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squirtee
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 55
Bi-curious Male, 55
0 miles · Cumbria

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Quote by lovejoy68
& a very happy birthday to you squirtee hope you had a fantastic day biggrin :D

kiss thanks and yes i did ... had one too many i think :beer: suprised i can still type lol
WOW ... I can't believe it ... that's 2 things we have in common ... it's my birthday too :shock: :shock:
Hows about this for a one liner we got the other day:
"Hi fit bi lad get back u will enjoy"
Honestly ... this is a real message we got rolleyes Three guesses what the reply was :twisted: :twisted:
:welcome: to the mad house 19manchester, hugs1 and pugsnsurf ... have fun :welcome:
7' 6" :shock:
Addicted ... know what you mean ... but time for me to dive into the fart sack too lol
Night Night xxx
Quote by punx_69
Ah well its that time of night when I must go an' hit the sack.
Thanks for the chat, hopefully will be back soon.....
Nighty night

kiss g night :kiss:
Oh yes always ... well nearly always ... oh ok ... sometimes :twisted:
Quote by mik69
Right then squrtiee cplbbw and punx_69 i'm off ti shed sorry meen bed so a huge kiss to you all and i'll see you all soon. oh and punx_69 look after them and treat them like ladies biggrin
Because there not used to it in here rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
seriously I :inlove: them all wave

:kiss: g night to you too :kiss:
aww thanks hun :D oh and for the record its a coincidence that me and cpl are going bed together sorry at the same time honest guv dunno
Yeah .. ok ... I believe you ... millions wouldnt rolleyes :roll:
Have a good one wink
Quote by mik69
Right then squrtiee cplbbw and punx_69 i'm off ti shed sorry meen bed so a huge kiss to you all and i'll see you all soon. oh and punx_69 look after them and treat them like ladies biggrin
Because there not used to it in here rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
seriously I :inlove: them all wave

:kiss: g night to you too :kiss:
Quote by cplbbw
im off to bed peeps its been a good night as usual and its good to see so many new faces.
now behave your selves
kiss

:kiss: g night :kiss: and we'll try wink
Quote by punx_69
:scared:
I feel out of my depth......not sure what to say to all you regulars....lol

kiss ... you dont need to say anything ... just get me another drink drinkies lol
Thanks...what would you like.. wink
rolleyes and I thought everyone knew ... vodka and coke ...NO ICE ... a LARGE one please biggrin
Quote by punx_69
:scared:
I feel out of my depth......not sure what to say to all you regulars....lol

kiss ... you dont need to say anything ... just get me another drink drinkies lol
Quote by cplbbw
Awwwwwwwww bless kiss :kiss:
Why would I take offence .... its true ... I am your damp little friend :shock:

and im her damp big friend look at our signatures lol
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Awwwwwwwww bless kiss :kiss:
Why would I take offence .... its true ... I am your damp little friend :shock:
Quote by mik69
Naked ... did I hear the word naked ... oh its you cplbbw ... I might have known lol
Hiya guys ... is there anyone serving at the bar or do I have to get myself a drink confused: biggrin

Hiya suirtee whats ya tipple :D
Ya mean you cant remember ... rolleyes ... vodka and coke (no ice) please ... and make it a LARGE one ... the bigger the better :D
Sorry hun a large vodka and coke NO ice on its way to my damp little friend smile
Oh no ... has it come through my trousers :shock: :shock:
Quote by cplbbw
Naked ... did I hear the word naked ... oh its you cplbbw ... I might have known lol
Hiya guys ... is there anyone serving at the bar or do I have to get myself a drink confused: biggrin

squirtee!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
get ye own ye lazy sod kiss passionkiss only joking hun how are you babe.
mik you got bloody good hearing if ye can hear me from 51 miles away :lol: :kiss:

Am good babes .. hows u doing .... on form i see :thumbup:
Quote by mik69
Naked ... did I hear the word naked ... oh its you cplbbw ... I might have known lol
Hiya guys ... is there anyone serving at the bar or do I have to get myself a drink confused: biggrin

Hiya suirtee whats ya tipple :D
Ya mean you cant remember ... rolleyes ... vodka and coke (no ice) please ... and make it a LARGE one ... the bigger the better :D
Naked ... did I hear the word naked ... oh its you cplbbw ... I might have known lol
Hiya guys ... is there anyone serving at the bar or do I have to get myself a drink confused: biggrin
Quote by dracae
i'm on my way over with it smile :)

The doors unlocked ... just walk in .. but beware of the dog :shock: :shock:
ok, ta for the warning about the dog............i'll bring some doggie treats too :idea:
gonna have to log off now and get mi skates on wave kiss
Me too ... have a good night everyone .. and don't drink toooooo much biggrin
Quote by dracae
i'm on my way over with it smile :)

The doors unlocked ... just walk in .. but beware of the dog :shock: :shock:
Quote by hisandhers
Good night everyone if anyone is still about

I'm still here ... just ... night night ... sleep tight .. dont let the bed bugs bite biggrin
Quote by dracae
no twiglets...............but i got some rolo's smile

Can I have your last one confused: :?: :?: wink
you most certainly can :)
kiss you're such a sweet talker :kiss:
Quote by dracae
no twiglets...............but i got some rolo's smile

Can I have your last one confused: :?: :?: wink
Erm .... let me think ... not sure really ... anything with a good dancing beat so I can strut my stuff on the dance floor lol
Is there a dancefloor :shock:
Quote by byron
Right then BB over lets get some serious drinking done........More rock peeps please with a bottle of dry white wine

You have the choice: Meatloaf or Iron Maiden?
Meatloaf or Iron Maiden ... what a choice rolleyes
It's Friday night for goodness sake .. lets get our dancing shoes on ... any good dance tunes on the jukebox ????
Iron Maiden and Meatload are good dancing tunes. smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Yeah ... ok .... if you're a head banger lol
Quote by byron
Right then BB over lets get some serious drinking done........More rock peeps please with a bottle of dry white wine

You have the choice: Meatloaf or Iron Maiden?
Meatloaf or Iron Maiden ... what a choice rolleyes
It's Friday night for goodness sake .. lets get our dancing shoes on ... any good dance tunes on the jukebox ????
Quote by dracae
wave dracae .... thought I'd find you in here kiss

multi tasking......................droning and oinking
:beer: :beer: hic...........meant drinking and ironing smile
Ooooooo ... be careful you dont iron something your not supposed to :shock: