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squirtee
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 55
Bi-curious Male, 55
0 miles · Cumbria
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Quote by cplbbw
bacardi and coke coming up then
hi squirtee hows you hun you seen the thread in lets meet up hisandhers are organising a yorkshire gft naught but nice munch for 18th june should be fun
I'd have to do some serious arm twisting cos Mr Squirtee is not into "socials" :cry: :cry: Will have to work on him
cplbbw 
Have fun 
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Quote by dracae
WHOAH................A THOuSAND POSTS
WELL DONE MATE
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
yer a post whore mik
Bloody hell ... missed it
May I offer a belated congratulations Mik and here's to the next 1000
:kiss: 
lol
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Quote by mik69
Lucious mountains ... oh yes ... i like them too ... and i get to see them every morning ;)
Now in my tippsy state my inuendo detector is up the swanny so i'm treading carefully here if only to save face
but what ever the style of the post your one lucky person to awake to such stunning scenery 
tippsy here too .. well a bit more than tipsy actually ... am amazed i can type :shock:You not it only makes sense because of your druken state when you read this sober in the morning the above post will actually read thus...................................................................
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^$£^%*&?:}GUT%£^&%OI&))&*P)Y( :? 
ops: 
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :evil2: :borg: :boxing: :bs: :wary: :notes: 
:shock: :color: :silly: :high-smile: :beer: :angel: YHB O**&**(^_ :shock:Am sure you missed something out there but cant be assed looking
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Quote by dracae
fluids...............plenty of fluids.............that's what i'd reccomend
Fluids .. depends what type of fluids
: :?: :?: What would you suggest :?: :?: :?:
the non alcoholic variety
and I thought you were gonna say something witty
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 
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Quote by dracae
Lucious mountains ... oh yes ... i like them too ... and i get to see them every morning ;)
Now in my tippsy state my inuendo detector is up the swanny so i'm treading carefully here if only to save face
but what ever the style of the post your one lucky person to awake to such stunning scenery tippsy here too .. well a bit more than tipsy actually ... am amazed i can type :shock:fluids...............plenty of fluids.............that's what i'd reccomend
Fluids .. depends what type of fluids
: :?: :?: What would you suggest :?: :?: :?:
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Quote by mik69
Lucious mountains ... oh yes ... i like them too ... and i get to see them every morning ;)
Now in my tippsy state my inuendo detector is up the swanny so i'm treading carefully here if only to save face
but what ever the style of the post your one lucky person to awake to such stunning scenery tippsy here too .. well a bit more than tipsy actually ... am amazed i can type :shock: 
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Quote by mik69
and there's plenty of "water" to be immersed in ;)
Personaly when I travel up there its the lushis mounds I like to concoer sorry edit lushis MOUNTAINS
(yes I know my spelling has gone to pot blame mr JD it his fault 
)Know what you mean ... have had a few myself tonight :beer:
Lucious mountains ... oh yes ... i like them too ... and i get to see them every morning ;)
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Quote by dracae
Drats just noticed my arch nemisis has beet me to it :shock: the man with the bowl is quicker
off the mark than tippsy old me
oh wow.................i actually thought that you beat me to it...
takes me so long to find pictures of a cake............
how could i possibly compete with such a sexy lookin' shed
:Have to say that's a sexy looking bowl too
