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10 Jul 2005

Quote by fem_4_taboo
im shaved, and i actually find it highly amusing when before meeting a guy he states he only likes shaven, then turns up with his on mini jungle going on down there :shock:
i dont expect a man to shave the whole lot but i think its nice when they have bothered to trim at least. Its all down to personal preference i know but come on fellas we hate pubes down the throat etc as much as you do.
xxx fem xxxx

At least we stick out more downstairs than you (except for a few unlucky fellows) so it's easier to separate the wheat from the shaff (or is that the wig from the shaft) by putting the thumb and index around and moving it down but you can also put your mouth where your... well, where your mouth is by avoiding deep throating any baobab in the jungle and just playing in the upper branches, that 's where the best play area is anyway.
Overall I think trimming is a good compromise as it greatly reduces the risks of eating fur but it doesn't bring as much potential problems with it as shaving does (shaving rash, ingrown hairs...).

10 Jul 2005

Congrats Jags, may you impart your wisdom upon us for another 10000 posts at least.
I'm too new to this site to know who the hell you are but it's always a safe bet to brownnose a moderator (yeah, right, like I wouldn't want to rim you anyway smile

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10 Jul 2005

Quote by pb4u
I can honestly admit to never having worn knickers in my life.

I can't

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9 Jul 2005

Quote by westerross
Hope it's not software related.

The best way to find out if it is software related is to use a bootable live CD (like knoppix from ). You burn the CD image and restart the computer with the CD in it (your computer must be set up to boot from the CD before booting from the hard drive) and it will not use the software that is on the hard drive at all so if the keyboard displays the same behaviour it is a hardware problem, if it doesn't it could be a software problem.

9 Jul 2005

Quote by sheffieldfun4two
It is estimated, apparently, that in UK there are around 500,000 of us! But where, we don't know!

That many?
Maybe it is time to make a Swinger Pride Parade.
"We're Here, We Get More Sex Than You Losers, Get Used To It"

9 Jul 2005

Quote by diogenes62
There's lotsa talk about morals on here. I believe anyone using this site can easily be described in the wider world as having no morals: "morals" have always been so tightly tied to "religion" it's almost impossible to separate the two ideas.
I would use another description i.e. "principles": nothing to do do with religion, or any legal code. We all understand and stick to our own and others' "principles" in our behaviour and basically these principles can be described as "don't do anything to anyone that you wouldn't want them to do to you".
(Of course it doesn't work if what you really, really want is for
somebody to stab you you up the arse with a red-hot spear!)

I personally use the word moral for the code of conduct that is laid upon us by religion and ethic for the code of conduct that comes from ourselves.
So I consider myself totally amoral though by following my own ethics I generally find myself more moral than those that swear by religious morality.
As for: "don't do anything to anyone that you wouldn't want them to do to you", it is the most concise way to resume the whole of Christianity.

9 Jul 2005

Quote by supercachondo
If men are chickens, how come I've never laid an egg? That would save a fortune on shopping. Although eating my own unborn children may feel a little odd...

Well, eggs sold in supermarket are unfertilised (otherwise you would have a brown little fetus inside them) so while you may not lay your own egg yet keep trying, you are only the shell and the yolk away from laying your own eggs.
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Quote by cardiffbornlad
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Well Debbiewebs you started summin now heheheh Chickens indeed. Fighting talk that
Strip to the waist we goin 5 rounds now
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Yeah but do you want her to strip _down_ to the waist or _up_ to the waist? I guess it depends on what kind of rounds you had in mind.
Humm, boxing. Wrong kind of round methink.

9 Jul 2005

Quote by westerross
If I'm a chicken, I, of course, want to be the cock (just thought I'd say that to save somebody else the trouble).

Well, you can't. The cock is the French national emblem so you will have to naturalise French first.
By the way, do you know WHY it is the French national emblem?... because it is the only animal that can still sing when it's got both feet deep in shit lol

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9 Jul 2005

Quote by Maia
P.S. to sri lumpa, as for whether I am a doctor or a nurse, that's for me to know

Fair enough, I go from the principle that there aren't any indiscreet questions, only questions whose answer may be indiscreet (or not) that way any question can be asked but no answer is guaranteed. I guess that question was for you of the kind whose answer is indiscreet.

8 Jul 2005

Quote by Maia
Flattery will get you to lots of places, they say.

Will it get me between your legs?

Quote by Maia
I am in West Sussex, about 40 mins away from Portsmouth.

I work in Selsey and it is about 35-40 minutes from Pompey so I guess you must be not too far from Chichester, Bognor, Littlehampton or Cocking, but which one?

Quote by Maia
Being on call for work, no doubt.

A job where you are on call... are you a doctor or a nurse by any chance?

Quote by Maia
By the way, where did the Sri Lumpa name come from? Do share with us you age, etc. and interests.

The name Sri Lumpa came from a French SF book. I was looking for a username that was unlikely to have been used over an over on websites in English so given that there was no traduction of the book at the time (don't know about now) and I rather liked the name and the hero sporting it I made it my own and I indeed haven't come across any other Sri Lumpa in my day to day activities (though a google search does reveal more of us).
Otherwise I am 25 years old, about 1m68 tall (probably more but last time I measured I hadn't finished growing up*), a bit overweight (79Kg) and French**.
My interests are, among other things, women (who would have thought), books (re-re-re-reading Good Omens at the moment), computers/video games, television, science and learning more about the world in general.
I guess it will have to do for now as I worked a 12 hour shift last night and need some sleep.
Bye,
Sri Lumpa
*some say I still haven't
** If you want to replay the Battle Of Trafalgar I am willing to let myselft be beaten as long as I get to riddle your most precious asset with cannon fire ;).

8 Jul 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids

Seems a little on the small side to me.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/images/penis-size_525x724.jpg

I can just imagine some blokes with their dicks on the screen now measuring themselves against this chart :lol2:
Yeah but it wouldn't be very accurate because the picture would be smaller with either a higher resolution or a smaller screen... hmm, where can I buy a 10 inch monitor with a 1600x1200 resolution to finally have that gigantic willy I dream of instead of that small willy that is like a baby*.
*like a baby, two feet and six pounds that is biggrin

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8 Jul 2005

Quote by Maia

Hey Maia, victory at last! You'll have to inspect the fleet to see whether he floats your boat, i.e. whether his mast is up to standard.

My boat? You talking about my arse by any chance? hee hee biggrin

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But I don't want to float it, I want to sink it with cannon fire (shooting blank of course as translated in French it gives "tirer a blanc" which translated back word for word means shooting white :D:D:D:D).

7 Jul 2005

Quote by Maia
Portsmouth!!! A local at last :D :D

Hey, I noticed your posts when reading this thread and would have loved to contact you, especially if your thumbnail picture is representative of your overall beauty, but given that there were no indication of where you live I didn't want to bother you when you might turn out to live in scotland or something (not that I wouldn't have wanted to talk to you then, but I don't want to bother somebody to try to setup a meet and then find out they live too far away for it to be practical, cancel it and be labeled in their mind as a timewaster).
So what are you doing saturday afternoon/night?
If you prefer to make this conversation more private you can mail me at sri_ as I check it more often than here.
I hope to see you soon to see if we get along well together around a drink first and then to see if you get along well around my cock.
Sri Lumpa
"I do not suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it"
"I have made this longer, because I have not had the time to make it shorter."
Blaise Pascal

7 Jul 2005

Quote by Mikehboy19
How about this poor fella for you maia. Gawd i pity this man..

If you do then don't do a Google image search for micropenis or ambiguous genitalia for you will read about the medical condition of some very unlucky people: baby with extremely small sex, female with external genitalia looking half male, half female... I ain't got the biggest wang but I just count my lucky stars that it is not malformed.
I won't post the links directly because it might gross out some people so if you think you can take it do the search yourself.

5 Jul 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Well this is the 3 time this has happened to me ops:
It happens when I get my nips played with!... :twisted: ......... A day after my boobs swell up and my nipples tingle!............. just like they do when you breast feed! :oops:
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men!! ............. how do you feel about playing or sucking some ones boobs and you get a mouth full of milk?

Oh Yeah!
It gives you a new opportunity for a pickup line. Now you can change "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" with:
"I'll suck you dry if you suck mine dry."
:twisted: biggrin

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