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surreycouple2003
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Howdy all..!!!!
This is my 100th post!
I think I may take myself off somewhere and celebrate - alone!!!
We dont want to be left out of this multiple ad thread!!!
We are hoping to get a few couples and a few bi fems together this Weekend in Surrey.
If you interested please drop us a PM or email us at

Speak to you soon.
D&M
Just noticed that a couple of PM's I sent are hanging around in my Outbox.
I just assumed that pm were instant - is this not the case??
I got a hand job off the Admin girl at works 'do' - if that counts.
I had only been there a few weeks and it took place in a pub garden whilst I was sat at a table opposite my MD chatting about 'strategies'..!!
Quote by roger743
If there any women who are up for anything... wanna help me out with my imaginary necrophilia fetish? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

You imagine that you have a fetish...???
Thats an interesting twist!! wink
Hi there
I have been asked to point out that this 'Gathering' is NOT the Portsmouth munch - which it isnt.
Although I'm quite sure you all knew than anyway!!!
See you soon!!!
Ok, I stand corrected!!
There was I thinking I was all clever having just entered the hallowed ranks of the swinging pioneers with my Munch/Party Combo Creation - or MPCC as we do like to abbreviate in these Technomalogical days.
Ah well back to the drawing board!!! wink
Good afternoon Chaps
Following the success of the last gathering we organised we are hoping to get a few couples and a few females together this Saturday 31st July.
We will all meet up in a bar for a few drinks and then go up to the house for lots of no strings and more importantly NO PRESSURE fun!!
So its kind of a munch / party.
If your interested please do get in touch asap.
Email us at
Hi there
We are hoping to find a couple and some bi fems to join us for a midweek get together in Surrey.
We are good looking, mid 20's and most importantly lots of fun.
We have ads on the site with pics of us.
If your interested please get in touch - pics are vital and we will inisist on prior telephone contact.
Look forward to hearing from you.
D&Mxxx
Personally I dont like anything too big - 6" is about my limit and you must use plenty of lube.
However if you've got to the stage where your receiving anal then Im quite sure you given it - so not completley sure what advice you would need really!! wink
Rachel
I was genuinely touched your last post
And its given me a slightly different perspective on munches.
Quote by Jags
No opinion today - today I waffle on and garble away in my rough Weegie accent!
I'll go quietly.... lol

Correct me if I'm wrong - but should the comment about a 'weegie' going quietly be in the oxymoron thread...!!! wink
Quote by Jags
Munches aren't for swinging - munches are a social meet in a public place in order to meet others (from here) with whom a virtual relationship has been started. Not a sexual meet up at all... think we had done that conversation to death!!
So... munch - clothes on, drinking, singing, falling over. Swinging - some clothes off, not so much drinking, lying down!!
lol

Jags, you absolutely right, but munch definition isnt what this thread is about.
The original posting cited:
'Those who will swing, those who wont munch'
I am looking for ppls opion on that statement - not the mechanics of munches!! wink
Whats your opinion?
Quote by marmalaid
'Those that will swing, those that wont munch, and those that will do both will swing and munch'
Strikes me that this falls foul of Re-Lapse's suggestion on Heathers "Daft Complaint" thread where he says;rolleyes some people rolleyes
I think to join this site there should be a page of big and little words that peeps have to read and understand to be allowed in!!!
Hi there
If you think that comment 'falls foul' of the daft complaint thread then I can only assume that you didnt read all of the post or took it out of context.
You might want to take another look at it wink
Quote by bluexxx
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... I thought that munches were open to anyone who were swingers, therefore by defintion all munchers are swingers :shock:
Swinging is an attitude not about how many people you've shagged in the last week....
TUT

The response I seem to be hearing is that munches are open to anyone - not just swingers.
And I started this thread in order to get some opinions such as this from ppl.
I feel this is a very valid thread.
I have only recently discovered that I have a tape measure fetish.
And I must say I'm very proud of my 'anal depth' chart.
Quote by TheFacilitator
I'm interested in what 'potential' sex is! I don't want to change tack again, but has anybody any ideas. i would have thought that people who have potential sex are called wankers. If that's the case I've had potential sex.

I am quite sure that there are lots of ppl on this website that just 'get off' on the idea of maybe meeting up and never actually 'do'
That is what I mean by 'potential sex' - maybe for some ppl that is all they need.
Is it the summer holidays yet??
That could be a reason why there are more teachers on here.
It could be a stress thing - teachers either use sex (or the concept of potential sex) as a stress buster.
It could be due to being constantly surrounded by highly charged hormonal adolescents (is that spelt correctly?)
ps It isnt a thread about teachers - its about munching v swinging. It just happend to migrate into the 'teacher' thing.
Hmmm... I noticing a trend here.
Lots of teachers.
Wonder if thats pure coincidence of if theres an underlying cause.
Any thoughts?
ps Hiya Jags, hope all is well with you.
Quote by Ice Pie
Engineering type stuff to adults. Vocational as opposed to academic, but I guess the principles are the same.

Cool.
So back to the Swing/Munch debate.
I think (and I am speaking with Ltd experience here) that I would be inclined to agree with WBB's earlier comment
'in my opinion... most swingers are happy to go to munches.. but you cant say MOST munchers are happy to swing.... a lot of people DO come her for the social side, and attending a munch is i guess the natural progression.
i have to say that if i decided to give up swinging.. i would most definately still munch.'
Personally I would attend a munch - as long as there were no swinging planned that Weekend!! wink
Dont think I'd attend munches though if I had given up swinging (not that I intend to!) as I dont really see the point in hanging out and talking about something that I'm not going to do.
Quote by easy
Just that the original phrase (those that can, do. Those that can't, teach) is derogatory
Just seemed a little judgemental that's all. As those that swing are somehow better than those that only Munch.

Yeah, I would be inclined to agree with you, it is slightly derogatory - however that doesnt mean that I intended offence.
What I intended was to be a little inflamatory, to stir up some emotions and create a debate.
Which I think it has!! wink
ps Ice Pie - what did you teach??
Quote by surreyguy27
Let me know the details on pm or if you've got any q's! I might even offer SurreyCouple a lift down...
Cheers

Cheers Surreyguy that would be good - will you have room for all 3 of us??
ps Jane & Paul - surreyguy comes with our recommendation!!!
Quote by Calista
You're saying that there are only two options either a swinger or a muncher..... what about those that do both??

No I'm not saying that and Yes I am quite sure that you are absolutley right there are those that do both.
However
'Those that will swing, those that wont munch, and those that will do both will swing and munch'
Doesnt have quite the same effect when it comes to generating a discussion! biggrin