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13 Sep 2006

You need to come to sunny skegness biggrin

biggrin

fantasy island market at Ingoldmeils has loads of larger ladies stalls at remarkable prices. Lots of the items are well known lables and current in the stores too. which also has two shops in skegness called size up,one being a outlet shop so again and shoes and boots and shoes and more boots redface

redface

As for nice underware in larger sizes i just shop around and buy it when i see it, but asda's do some nice stuff from time to time. Another online retailer ive bought from in the past is But to be honest i spend alot of time out shopping and buy as i see it smackbottom

smackbottom

Good luck,
My names Nicky and im a shopaholic :giggle:

13 Sep 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Awww Dev, I was determind to try one of your house parties and you've chosen the same weekend I'm at Pete and Caron's bbq :doh:
Hope you have a fab time and keep me a space on the sofa for next time

See im not the only only one that likes your sofa lol

lol

Sounds like its gonna be yet another wonderfull party....getting excited now :happy:
only 10 more days to go :!:
Nicky and russ

12 Sep 2006

Happy birthday abbi passionkiss

passionkiss

drinkies

May your day be full of laughter and cheer.
Nicky and russ

11 Sep 2006

Ohh forgot to mention its russ's birthday in september too! lol

lol

Nicky

11 Sep 2006

Can we put put our names down please too! Jeeze dont know what were gonna be doing next year but looks like this is a must lol.
Thanks,
Russ and nicky

10 Sep 2006

Pm please not wink. No winks will be responded to,thanks.
Russ and nicky

9 Sep 2006

No longer looking!!
Were looking for a male to join us on the evening of friday 15th sept in skegness for some 3 sum fun. NO male on male fun. Take a look at our profile and if intrested please pics will be required and can talk on phone or cam to prove genuine. Can only accom for play but not overnight.
So dont be scared nicky doesnt bite...unless asked to lol and if you dont try you will never know!
russ and nicky

8 Sep 2006

Its a no from me too, like sassy i have seen far to many take there last breaths and it always saddens me. With steve it would be even more so as he is a celebrity i have come to know and love, but i can see why some would like to see it for the sceintific value(depending of course the value of the footage to that purpose) so i guess its still a 50/50 if it will get aired.
Nicky

8 Sep 2006

We women understand pain, afterall, some of us were married before :evil2:
rotflmao

rotflmao

:giggle:
Need a new keyboard now biggrin

biggrin

8 Sep 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
If you could swap places with one famous person for one week only, who would you choose to be?
I'd like to be Anna Ryder Richardson for a week. The chance to go into someone's house and redesign one of their rooms would be heaven for me

If your gonna come with a army of decorators too, id happily turn over a room or two to you :D
Nicky

8 Sep 2006

Quote by DeviousLiasons
Hiya goose
Ive swung as a single female and now as half of a cpl,and i dont think yo :giggle: :giggle: u can be too civil or polite ever. I have never overlooked anyone for being too polite but have knocked loads of the list for rudness or being all i would be looking for any swinging experience to be one of respect.I personaly also look for some expresion of passion and manliness too lol
The only downside i can see is if your too polite/civil it may take awhile for someone to work out that yes you are intrested in them,unless you come out and say it. Or have PM'd them in response to a advert.
:thumbup: for politness,passion and manliness
Nicky

Is it rude to fall asleep on the sofa at a party then?
redface

redface

I wasnt asleep, id knocked my self out on the fookin patio doors rotflmao

rotflmao

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

8 Sep 2006

Hiya goose wave

wave

Ive swung as a single female and now as half of a cpl,and i dont think you can be too civil or polite ever. I have never overlooked anyone for being too polite but have knocked loads of the list for rudness or being all i would be looking for any swinging experience to be one of respect.I personaly also look for some expresion of passion and manliness too lol
The only downside i can see is if your too polite/civil it may take awhile for someone to work out that yes you are intrested in them,unless you come out and say it. Or have PM'd them in response to a advert.
:thumbup: for politness,passion and manliness
Nicky

6 Sep 2006

:thumbup: Well done maz would have done the same thing myself, shows a love and respect for all life.
Reminds me of when i hadnt long past my test and was driving down the road and a bird hit my windscreen and finished up on my wiper blade....i pulled the car over,got out and retrieved the was warm so i was sure it was just concussed, placed it on the passenger seat after placeing a jumper round it to keep it warm :idea: and took off for the local vets!! redface

redface

20mins later i pull in to vets car park...gently pick the bird up and realise it cold,stiff n dead :upset: so take it home to bury it crying all the way :sad:
:doh: God knows what would have happened if said bird was only concussed and came to whilst i was driving to vets surprised

surprised

ops:
Some people act first and think later and i hope the lickle fishy is ok maz :therethere:

1 Sep 2006

Quote by essex34m

A toy i cant break......maybe! redface

redface

Tho that looks like one of the moden new plastic one's.....just dont make em like they used to! :scared:
rotflmao

rotflmao

Nicky

28 Aug 2006

russ and i went to paradise swingers hotel in blackpool earlier this year. Was a nice weekend away and very relaxed but friendly. Not 5star but has everything you need. we had a great time and would go back again. If you want any further information pm us.
Nicky

28 Aug 2006

Hi Nicky and Nick.
I don't know if you've fixed your problem yet, but if not then I do have a suggestion. Not sure how to fix it in IE7, but why not download Opera or Firefox and use that instead? I'm 99.9% certain they will allow the chat window to pop up in a separate page...
Regards,
Russell

22 Aug 2006

Hiya sarah,
smile

smile

Can we have a hotel list please,thanks
Nicky & russ

22 Aug 2006

I would guess that the link here is one to be able to get the first role of members on the sd when vanilla folk find the site they will be more willing to part with there money to join,as there will already be 1000's of members showing. And there are singles on this site that altho they swing maybe be open to a vanilla dateing dunno

dunno

so it may have been that the origanal concept was to give something back to there already loyal customer base here confused

confused

: well if you are looking for more than swing buds your getting a yrs free membership, which when the genuine folk part with there dosh and join could be benefical rolleyes

rolleyes

Nicky
(plus we can find the bugs before its unveiled here lol

lol

)

22 Aug 2006

Also no option for medium/shoulder length hair?? dunno

dunno

Nicky

16 Aug 2006

Quote by RedHot
because we seen and witnessed a group of people being abused in a chatroom, they was new to the scene and didnt know what to do. i looked for an op and none was online. this is wrong, we are onsite quite a bit and want to help make sure situations like this never arise again...
new swingers who are going to pay for this site are going to be the ones that keep the site

I appreciate what you are saying Mark, but quite honestly just because people pay to join this site, that does not guarantee them an op in chat for 24/7.
We are all volunteers, helping to keep the site running smoothly because we love the site. If does feel good to make a difference sometimes, but we DO have real lives.
We do have families, jobs, everyday stuff to attend to and being on SH every free waking moment if just not possible.
All of us do the best we can and I know you have helped me several times in the past which I appreciate, but please don't go expecting us here all the time confused

confused

Now can we *please* get back to the congrats for Uncle, Shaz and Tony.
I'm sure some of the remarks on this thread will dampen their first day as op's. Some of it is quite childish and uncalled for rolleyes

rolleyes

Shaz, Tony and Uncle kiss

kiss

TJ
Im new here but redhot just confirmed what i thought, the ops do the job for no more reward than to make the chat rooms enjoyable for all the members. Its a selfless job that puts them at risk of abuse......but there commitment to us the members and the good image of the site is all that drives them. They dont have there stars as trothys on the mantle peice and do respect the responsibility that they have been awarded. I for one wish all the new op's success and want to say thankyou to the exsisting op's for there commitment.
So why give them a hard time ehh!
sorry for spelling mistakes ect.....running late but wanted to post this first.
Nicky

16 Aug 2006

:thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled:
Well done and congratulations tony and shaz on your new roles and hope you have fun drinkies

drinkies

kiss

nicky

15 Aug 2006

Mine are "diffrent strokes for diffrent folkes" and "never say never"
When im in a situation where i cant swear but realy want to i use "bum nugget".
Ones that make me giggle are "as useful as a choclate tea pot" and "as useful as a fart in a space suit"
nicky

12 Aug 2006

Hiya darkfire, Just wanted to say hope you have a great birthday and enjoy the night with lots of laughs. We would have loved to have been elegible for this munch and share your birthday but fully apreciate that we havent been members of this site for long.
Have a great night and may all your wishes come true kiss

kiss

Nicky & russ

12 Aug 2006

I moved house last year 10 days before christmas :scared: ,with 5 kids and 2 oap's in tow(dont ask) i wasnt ready for christmas....so we all agreed to have christmas on the 29th dec instead! it was great...caught the post christmas sales and saved heaps of money....things that had sold out where back in stock....and the shops were open on our christmas day to get all those batterys you forgot to get for the kids and redface

redface

others toys rotflmao

rotflmao

It went so well am seriously considering doing the same this year wink

wink

Which means this countdown doesnt apply to me :rascal:
:haha: :bounce:
Nicky

12 Aug 2006

We have been to a hotel for swingers,,,,they even had a adult toy shop in the reception area! Wasnt 4star but wasnt going to look at the decor :giggle:
But if just going to regular hotel for a swing meet as long as the basics are there what more do you need confused

confused

:

redface

maybe thicker walls rotflmao

rotflmao

Nicky

12 Aug 2006

Jo brand,peter kay, billy connolly and lee evans.
Mr bean,vicar of dibley and various others i cant remeber right now.
Never realy found the kenny everet show that funny dunno

dunno

Nicky

12 Aug 2006

:doh: I forgot to say....your ad looks cool to me and imho think that not only was it informative but had a personal feel about it too :thumbup:
Nice bum pic,but can see the image on monitor too :lol2:
But on a personal note being a happy cuddly big bubbly woman, i wish more ads would openly say if they would be intrested/open to a reply from a female of more generous proportions(i apreciate i aint for every one...dam! lol)....after all if they arnt its a waste of both our time isnt it :undecided: dunno

dunno

Nicky

12 Aug 2006

Hiya robbie, Lots of people are guilty of not replying to ads due to having lack of confidence. I have very much been there myself and have read heaps in the forums from people that imho look fantastic feeling/doing the same. Like has already been said if you apear to fit the ad then apply. None of us like rejection but is it better to sit wondering about what may be,or take the plunge and see dunno

dunno

Nicky

9 Aug 2006

:thumbup:
I still think im young and skinny so much so that it wasnt that long ago i was messing around at work on the nightshift. Anyway decided to try and do a hand stand :embarrased: the run up was a gudun but my arms had aged and my weight increased and i ended up head diving in to the floor :giggle: with the rest of me following surprised

surprised

uch: luckily there were nurses all around to offer first aid :lol2:
:doh: but still feel young, and often do :crazy: stuff
Nicky

9 Aug 2006

Ummmm marmite and cheese together now your talking :inlove: on crackers yummy!
nicky