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Nicky
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Casanova
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Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 55
Straight Male, 54
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Casanova
I quite often have a little look at the channels you mention. There are some pretty girls on there during the daytime - a quick little bit of eye-candy does a body good. These are the ones where you are not supposed to talk dirty. After the watershed, there are more girls who tend to get topless and simulate masturbation - again it can be fun to watch for a couple of minutes (though won't hold most people's interest for too long.) These are the girls you can ring up and talk dirty to, or get to talk dirty to you. But I have never rung or texted - per min would bankrupt me very quickly! I guess people must ring though coz there started out only being a few channels like this but now there are heaps!
Russell
P.S. Yes I am a wanker!
Russell
P.S. Yes I am a wanker!
Casanova
I haven't watched it yet, but there is a film called "All About Anna" that is supposed to be a mainstream film with hardcore sex in it - or as I have seen it described, "romantic erotica".
The plot summary is:
"Anna is a modern, independent single girl, focused on her job and wary of getting caught in romantic relationships. Her life is all about fun. Strangers without strings. No commitment, no casualties. She has just found a new apartment, and is tempted to let her latest boyfriend, Frank, move in with her. Instead, she finds a tenant: The flamboyant, fun-loving Camilla, who shares Anna's views on love and commitment. But then an old boyfriend happens to knock on her door: Johan, the very man who five years previously broke Anna's heart. Anna is tempted. It's not good. More than ever, she needs to get back on the merry-go-round and move on. Fortunately, she receives an offer to design costumes for a theatre in Paris. As far away from romantic temptation as possible -- right?"
(Thanks to )
Russell
The plot summary is:
"Anna is a modern, independent single girl, focused on her job and wary of getting caught in romantic relationships. Her life is all about fun. Strangers without strings. No commitment, no casualties. She has just found a new apartment, and is tempted to let her latest boyfriend, Frank, move in with her. Instead, she finds a tenant: The flamboyant, fun-loving Camilla, who shares Anna's views on love and commitment. But then an old boyfriend happens to knock on her door: Johan, the very man who five years previously broke Anna's heart. Anna is tempted. It's not good. More than ever, she needs to get back on the merry-go-round and move on. Fortunately, she receives an offer to design costumes for a theatre in Paris. As far away from romantic temptation as possible -- right?"
(Thanks to )
Russell
Casanova
Apparently I'm a 63% match for David Beckham which is nice! Unfortunately I'm a 67% match for Sir Arthur Conan Doyle - d'oh!
Russell
Russell
Casanova
LOL - Banjo string is kinda descriptive but the technical term is "frenum."
Russell
Russell
Casanova
Quote by HarryJones
Yoy've done the download?????? I will have the whip out otherwise - oh & yes it does exist
Of course I have - I told you about it the other night...or was I supposed to pretend I haven't so I get whipped
Regards
Harry Jones
Harry dont be late or i will whip your arse
Nicky makes note to self to bring the cane for naughty handholders that turn up late :twisted:
Look forward to seeing you all saturday.....ohh thats tommorow...better get my bum in gear and sort out my bow tie or i might be getting my arse whipped too :shock:
Russell sitting smugly playing with his bow tie mocking Nicky
:D Nicky & Russell
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Casanova
Whoohoo! Thats great news! Were so pleased for you both. Pete you deserve the loving of a good woman and varca aint got a bad deal either
Be sure to ave a drink for us this weekend,were gutted we cant be there to celebrate with you all :cry: ............
So whens the next one????
Nicky & Russ
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Be sure to ave a drink for us this weekend,were gutted we cant be there to celebrate with you all :cry: ............
So whens the next one????
Nicky & Russ
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Casanova
LOL - in answer to your question - I dunno!
I guess to get a definitive answer you should contact Chams! But I would assume that it means that these times are when they will let in lots of single guys, thus meaning the balance of the sexes will be tipped over very far to the male side - so any Greedy Girl will have plenty of men to satisy her (who also will hopefully be expecting to be just one of many!)
As far as how I'd feel going to one as a couple, well I went to Le Chambre on a single guy night once with a previous swinging partner, and I guess it was probably the same sort of night really. Fortunately she was a greedy girl, and had a lot of fun - which was great by me, and I enjoyed being with her and watching her! But I also fancied playing with another woman and I was rather disappointed and put off - basically it was a case of queueing for a woman which was very impersonal and not at all sexy. So I would definitely think twice before going to any club night that had such an imbalance in the gender ratio.
That's just my opinion and experience you understand!
Regards,
Russell
I guess to get a definitive answer you should contact Chams! But I would assume that it means that these times are when they will let in lots of single guys, thus meaning the balance of the sexes will be tipped over very far to the male side - so any Greedy Girl will have plenty of men to satisy her (who also will hopefully be expecting to be just one of many!)
As far as how I'd feel going to one as a couple, well I went to Le Chambre on a single guy night once with a previous swinging partner, and I guess it was probably the same sort of night really. Fortunately she was a greedy girl, and had a lot of fun - which was great by me, and I enjoyed being with her and watching her! But I also fancied playing with another woman and I was rather disappointed and put off - basically it was a case of queueing for a woman which was very impersonal and not at all sexy. So I would definitely think twice before going to any club night that had such an imbalance in the gender ratio.
That's just my opinion and experience you understand!
Regards,
Russell
Casanova
Found some fairly good ones for us.
If you ever need to know how to take Mrs Swing to heaven, try this one:
- flown using e-cup
Hopefully people like our posts because:
- u spew logic n fun
Mrs Swing's best assets:
- lung-cups on wife
which makes it very nice to be:
- up fine-lungs cow
Sorry honey! Didn't mean the cow reference!
- pun wince - flog us
I hope that means she won't withold back-door privileges from me...
- wipe unclogs fun
Russell
If you ever need to know how to take Mrs Swing to heaven, try this one:
- flown using e-cup
Hopefully people like our posts because:
- u spew logic n fun
Mrs Swing's best assets:
- lung-cups on wife
which makes it very nice to be:
- up fine-lungs cow
Sorry honey! Didn't mean the cow reference!
- pun wince - flog us
I hope that means she won't withold back-door privileges from me...
- wipe unclogs fun
Russell
Casanova
And in any event, even if the money helps the mother to be healthy in pregnancy, when the money stops at birth who will help the mother and baby thereafter??
For low income mothers a voucher scheme called Healthy start is in place,it provides 1 voucher a week in pregnancy and 2 vouchers a week after birth at each voucher. The vouchers can be used for cow's milk,fruit,veg or baby milk. Its the modern version of the old milk token. The new healthy start vouchers are hoped to be less open to abuse as milk token's were very easy to abuse with supermarkets,milkman ect all accepting them for sales other than for milk. Under the new scheme anyone accepting a healthy start voucher for payment which breaks the rules can be fined.
I agree that a £200 payout at 7 mths for healthy food is a silly idea imo,it will be open to abuse and will not be of any great benefit to the unborn baby at that stage in its development.
The mothers that would abuse the scheme would abuse any scheme, i have seen mothers trying to sell their healthy start vouchers for each to use the money for other less than healthy items.
Sometimes i do wonder where goverment get there idea's from and this one is definatly not one of their best.
Nicky
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For low income mothers a voucher scheme called Healthy start is in place,it provides 1 voucher a week in pregnancy and 2 vouchers a week after birth at each voucher. The vouchers can be used for cow's milk,fruit,veg or baby milk. Its the modern version of the old milk token. The new healthy start vouchers are hoped to be less open to abuse as milk token's were very easy to abuse with supermarkets,milkman ect all accepting them for sales other than for milk. Under the new scheme anyone accepting a healthy start voucher for payment which breaks the rules can be fined.
I agree that a £200 payout at 7 mths for healthy food is a silly idea imo,it will be open to abuse and will not be of any great benefit to the unborn baby at that stage in its development.
The mothers that would abuse the scheme would abuse any scheme, i have seen mothers trying to sell their healthy start vouchers for each to use the money for other less than healthy items.
Sometimes i do wonder where goverment get there idea's from and this one is definatly not one of their best.
Nicky
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Casanova
Quote by HarryJones
Thankyou for the invite,we are looking forward to this already
Nicky & Russell
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Feel free to send my your shopping list now
I hope to see more of you this time than I did last time we were together
Regards
Harry Jones
you gonna be on time this time harry :lol: and i promise to dance with you again...as for how much you will see of us that depends what we decide to do with the dickie bows
You didnt mean that kinda see more of us did you :shock:
Nicky
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Casanova
Manners and politeness should ALWAYS be used since they are the oil that smooths the social gears. And let's face it - we are here to have fun, not to be insulted.
But... I am going to say something here that might seems a little controversial, mainly so that I can play Devil's Advocate so we can see both sides of the picture...
When sending rejection messages to people that don't suit me/us as potential swinging playmates, I was always told that in the swinging world all you should need to say is "thanks but no thanks." The reason given for this is that any swingers should understand that the choice of playmate(s) is a very personal choice and all swingers should understand that no matter how gorgeous/good natured they are, there can still be reasons why another swinger would not want to play with them. Also, if the person rejecting them gives them a reason for that rejection, that can cause bad feelings in the one rejected, no matter how good that reason is.
This would be fabulous if it was actually the case! In an ideal world I think we should all be able to just say "thanks but no thanks" and that should be enough. But in the real world, that does not seem to be enough for most people. In my experience, people seem to find it much more rude, and much more frustrating, to not give a reason than to give one. When I have tried to just say "thanks but no thanks" there have been several times when I have been subjected to a great inquisition as to why I wasn't interested in swinging with the person/people - and they never understood or accepted the explanation and it has caused a lot of tension. So I still think it would have been much better if they could have just accepted the "no thanks." But... my point is that they could not. And since the particular incident I am thinking of, I have tried to provide a polite but truthful explanation as to why I/we have no interest in swinging with them, since the majority of people seem to want some kind of explanation.
I suppose in essence what I am trying to say is that I would love for us to live in a world where no explanations are necessary, but in my opinion we don't live in that world. This means that most people will attempt to give explanations for their rejections. So as far as I can see this means one thing - swingers will have to get used to receiving rejections with explanations that they may not like! A thin-skinned swinger is a swinger who is going to get hurt by the things people say - so if you are thin skinned - DON'T SWING or expect to get hurt and toughen up.
Just my opinion, feel free to disagree - I'm not thin-skinned!
Regards,
Russell
But... I am going to say something here that might seems a little controversial, mainly so that I can play Devil's Advocate so we can see both sides of the picture...
When sending rejection messages to people that don't suit me/us as potential swinging playmates, I was always told that in the swinging world all you should need to say is "thanks but no thanks." The reason given for this is that any swingers should understand that the choice of playmate(s) is a very personal choice and all swingers should understand that no matter how gorgeous/good natured they are, there can still be reasons why another swinger would not want to play with them. Also, if the person rejecting them gives them a reason for that rejection, that can cause bad feelings in the one rejected, no matter how good that reason is.
This would be fabulous if it was actually the case! In an ideal world I think we should all be able to just say "thanks but no thanks" and that should be enough. But in the real world, that does not seem to be enough for most people. In my experience, people seem to find it much more rude, and much more frustrating, to not give a reason than to give one. When I have tried to just say "thanks but no thanks" there have been several times when I have been subjected to a great inquisition as to why I wasn't interested in swinging with the person/people - and they never understood or accepted the explanation and it has caused a lot of tension. So I still think it would have been much better if they could have just accepted the "no thanks." But... my point is that they could not. And since the particular incident I am thinking of, I have tried to provide a polite but truthful explanation as to why I/we have no interest in swinging with them, since the majority of people seem to want some kind of explanation.
I suppose in essence what I am trying to say is that I would love for us to live in a world where no explanations are necessary, but in my opinion we don't live in that world. This means that most people will attempt to give explanations for their rejections. So as far as I can see this means one thing - swingers will have to get used to receiving rejections with explanations that they may not like! A thin-skinned swinger is a swinger who is going to get hurt by the things people say - so if you are thin skinned - DON'T SWING or expect to get hurt and toughen up.
Just my opinion, feel free to disagree - I'm not thin-skinned!
Regards,
Russell
Casanova
Thankyou for the invite ,we are looking forward to this already and have our thinking caps on regarding the dickie bows lol
Is there a prize for the most inovative use? roflmao
Nicky & Russell
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,we are looking forward to this already and have our thinking caps on regarding the dickie bows lolIs there a prize for the most inovative use? roflmao
Nicky & Russell
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Casanova
I mrs do most of the posting on the forums,when in chat we use diffrent colours depending on who is present ie pink for me,blue for russ and green together. As for the profile and our adds we both contribute tho i usualy write them then russ corrects my poor spelling and grammar
So i guess the answer is we both do, tho i'm definatly the more gobby one!
Nicky
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So i guess the answer is we both do, tho i'm definatly the more gobby one!
Nicky
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Casanova
I'm in a gloriously good mood, its Russ Mr Swing_fun's birthday today :bounce: so he has today and tommorow off work. We are going out to lincoln for the day,then off to realy nice restaurant for dinner and then its party time 
tommorow get to spend a lazy morning in bed together....perfect!!
Nicky
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tommorow get to spend a lazy morning in bed together....perfect!!Nicky
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Casanova
I spoke to debbs many times in the BBW room,she was always smileing and had a ear for anyone. Her wit rolled without effort and had the room in fits of giggles.
She will be sadly missed but always remembered fondly, our thoughts are with del,her family and friends.
Nicky & Russell
She will be sadly missed but always remembered fondly, our thoughts are with del,her family and friends.
Nicky & Russell
Casanova
Sorry we cant make this now as have just been told that we have family visiting from oversea's that weekend and realy cant not be here.
We know you will all have a realy great time and are sorry we are gonna miss it :cry:
Nicky & Russell
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We know you will all have a realy great time and are sorry we are gonna miss it :cry:
Nicky & Russell
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Casanova
Im going thro simular feeling's and i guess the answer is in the importance and consequences of giving up. I dont know what your thinking of giving up on so cant realy offer you any advice, but can offer one of these
My situation is a family one i cant give up on at any cost so will have to keep
and knocking myself out in the hope that it may make a diffrence. Doesnt stop me occasionaly wanting to throw the towel in tho and release myself from it all.
Nicky
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My situation is a family one i cant give up on at any cost so will have to keep
and knocking myself out in the hope that it may make a diffrence. Doesnt stop me occasionaly wanting to throw the towel in tho and release myself from it all.Nicky
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Casanova
Confirming that we will be there with guitar,hopefully before it gets dark this time
Printer has bust so cant print fooking anything, so if you want to sing it or hear it be sung can you please print it off,if you can hum it russ can more than likely play it :lol:
Had slight accident with the gazebo at rock and blues,some poor person got caught in the camo netting fell and bent a pole :lol: and we lost a foot but gained a very old frame tent simular to yours pete that we can bring along if needed?,well hopefully if the kids aint nicked any of the poles for some project or other!
Nicky & Russ
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Printer has bust so cant print fooking anything, so if you want to sing it or hear it be sung can you please print it off,if you can hum it russ can more than likely play it :lol:
Had slight accident with the gazebo at rock and blues,some poor person got caught in the camo netting fell and bent a pole :lol: and we lost a foot but gained a very old frame tent simular to yours pete that we can bring along if needed?,well hopefully if the kids aint nicked any of the poles for some project or other!
Nicky & Russ
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Casanova
The thing that springs to mind for me is cooked fish with the heads still on and the eyes staring blankly...
Brrr! It must've just got very cold in here coz I'm shivering.
Russell
Brrr! It must've just got very cold in here coz I'm shivering.
Russell
Casanova
Although there isn't enough info in your post to diagnose your problems accurately, I can tell you this - you will definitely need your username and password. The only way I know of to find out BOTH of these is to contact your Internet Service Provider. Sorry - it will probably mean a long phone call since the average ISPs' customer service is very poor. Better off emailing them or using "Live Support" if they have it.
One alternative is if you can look on your old computer you should be able to find out the username, and then using that you might be able to request your password from your ISP, provided you can get on the internet using another PC.
Hope this helps.
Russell
One alternative is if you can look on your old computer you should be able to find out the username, and then using that you might be able to request your password from your ISP, provided you can get on the internet using another PC.
Hope this helps.
Russell
Casanova
I was once in a battle of the bands competition in London and we got through to the final. That night we were in the green room, waiting for the competition to start, and who walks in but Matt Lucas of "Little Britain" fame (though at that time he was only known as George Doors from "Shooting Stars" with Vic and Bob.)
I was too shy to talk to him though...
Russell
I was too shy to talk to him though...
Russell
Casanova
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I've heard today that camp Darkfire is still going and in the stages of final preparation
Anyone needing further info for meeting up ect can contact me via PM.
Not long now and we will be partying in the mud,listerning to some good tunes and waveing our sticks in the air!
Nicky
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I've heard today that camp Darkfire is still going and in the stages of final preparation
Anyone needing further info for meeting up ect can contact me via PM.Not long now and we will be partying in the mud,listerning to some good tunes and waveing our sticks in the air!
Nicky
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Casanova
There is to be a diffrent format to rock and blues camping this year due to the weather as can be found
Here >>>>
Nicky
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Here >>>>
Nicky
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Casanova
WhooHoo! Still got some stuff to do before we are set, like get a boat pmsl
Be great to see you all there!
I'm not excited honest :bounce:
Nicky & Russ
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Be great to see you all there!
I'm not excited honest :bounce:
Nicky & Russ
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Casanova
We don't have names for our bits (pussy and cock in the bedroom mostly) but my favorite euphamism for the female bits is "the furry chalice!"
:giggle:
Russell
:giggle:
Russell
Casanova
Quote by lyns
Has the week been decided yet?
We were just pondering that question too, as we have a fast filling diary and need to set the child free time and money aside soon if we are to make this.
Nicky & Russ
Casanova
FFM of course - but then I AM a man!
Fast hard sex or slow sensual sex?
Russell
Fast hard sex or slow sensual sex?
Russell
Casanova
<<< un-pack's the solar shower,wont be needing that
Rain i can do but high winds n camping is :scared: but hey wont stop us having a great time, just need to get a few more ltr's of vodie to help waterproof everything .... well if it doesnt work as a waterproof agent we will be too merry to care :twisted:
Nicky & Russ
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Rain i can do but high winds n camping is :scared: but hey wont stop us having a great time, just need to get a few more ltr's of vodie to help waterproof everything .... well if it doesnt work as a waterproof agent we will be too merry to care :twisted:
Nicky & Russ
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